Tag: Mellowmas 2012

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The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Crystalcooljuicemas

On Mellowmas Eve, we pour you a triple shot of holiday mellow gold...

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The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Last Christmasade

In which Jason uses a supertalent Michael Jackson double to exact his revenge on Jeff...

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The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Shakatakcked

Break out the white wine spritzers, because we're about to get some smooth jazz up in this Mellowmas...

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The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: I Saw Lady Saw Groping Santa Claus

In which a sunny trip to the islands takes a sad, nonsensical turn...

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The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Return of the Push Face

In which Jason and Jeff fall into a deep, pillowy-soft Cuneta hole...

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The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Time Without Dignity

Happy holidays from a former soap star with nothing left to do but rock on...

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The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: The Facts of Mellowmas

In which Carly Rae Jepsen and a plastic Ukranian woman remind us of "The Facts of Life"...

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The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Bubble and the Buble

Turns out Michael Buble isn't the only one who can sleepwalk his way through a holiday standard...

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The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Polyphonic Mellowmas

Sandals and a robe mean never having to stay in tune...

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The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Mindless Mellowmas

Everybody already know it's Mellowmas, so I'ma tell 'em. Aight?...

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The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: A Mellowmas Fiesta

Yesterday, we insulted Jon Secada. Today, he will have his revenge...

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The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Jingles All the Way

Random plurals, a synth banjo, and screaming -- yes, it's Mellowmas...

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The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Contemplating Horsticide

It's Horst and Sharon Hartung's world, and we're just living in it...

Del Way

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The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: The Mullet in the Del

In today's installment, we travel to the corner of Aqua Net and Sadness, where we meet a gentle-eyed Hallmark salesman...

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The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Ready for This Bo-Jelli

Andrea Bocelli can sing whatever he wants. But that doesn't always mean he should...

Bobby Sherman, "Christmas Album"

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The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Dick’s What You’re Gettin’ for Mellowmas

Because nothing says the holidays like a teen idol, a comically oversized bow, and line after line of dick jokes...

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The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Again (Naturally)

In today's installment, we travel back in Mellow time and get O'Sullivaned...

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The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Great Oak Ridge Massacre of 2012

It places the gospel in the Cracker Barrel, or it gets the beard again...

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The Third Day of Mellowmas: The Kringle Tingle

Does omnipotence give Santa an unfair advantage with the ladies? We investigate...

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The Second Day of Mellowmas: White Rice and Broccoli

Modern holiday hymn, or fart joke? This Mellowmas, you don't have to choose...

Miss Alexis Lee

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The First Day of Mellowmas: Moozzarellamas!

It's inappropriate. It's borderline racist. It's Mellowmas...

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A Mellowmas Prelude: He Who Mell’t It Dealt It

Now here's a little story we got to tell / About two bad brothers at the gates of Mell...