Tag: Mellowmas 2013

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The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Ain’t It Funky

Jason: IT’S HERE! Jeff: Go away! Jason: MELLOWMAS MORN! Jeff: I don’t want to do this anymore! Jason: Looks like we maaaaaade...

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The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Reason for the Season

Jason: Our readers probably are aware that the holiday season starts much earlier for us. Sometimes even earlier than it starts at your...

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The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Taint Sweat for the Holidays

Jeff: Ha ha! YES! It’s December 23rd. I’m virtually trembling with anticipation. Jason: SO CLOSE. SO GODDAMN CLOSE. Jeff:...

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The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: The Money Shot

Jeff: So close, Jason. So close and yet so far. My big bottle of bourbon is almost empty. Jason: As is my juice box. Jeff: I don’t...

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The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: Turn Around, Bright Eyes

Jason: Well, Jeff, Christmas is almost here. Jeff: Thank God. Every year, I write “MELLOWMAS IS OVER” on a little piece of...

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The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Elf on the Shanelf

Jeff: Oh, goddammit. Jason: What? What happened? Jeff: Nothing, I guess. I just hate shoveling snow. Jason: At least the snow you’re...

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The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Birds of Mellowmas

Jason: Jeff! I’m so glad you’re here. I just had the worst dream. Jeff: I’m pretty sure we’re living that dream,...

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The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: Unrest for Melancholy Men

Jason: You know what I love? A press release for an album that includes the word “vomits.” Jeff: Okay, that’s all I...

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The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Boyleful, Not Triumphant

Jeff: So, Jason. Christmas music. Jason: I feel like however I respond to this is going to be the wrong response, but okay. Yes. Christmas...

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The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Jagodensky All Over

Jason: You know, the funniest thing happened to me today — and of course, by “funniest,” I mean “most...

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The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Consoulted

Jeff: Ah, one day closer to the 25th. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel! Soon, we will be free once more from the tyranny of...

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The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Beware of False Kermits

Jason: Quick, Jeff: tell me your favorite Christmas record of all time. Jeff: Oh, man. If you’d asked me that during the first couple...

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The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Baby-Makin’ Mellowmas

Jeff: Jason, baby? Jason: I can’t tell if you’re trying to sweet-talk me or you’re singing a version of “Santa...

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The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Nuttin’ for Mellowmas

Jeff: You know what we haven’t had enough of this Mellowmas, Jason? Jason: Silence? Jeff: Yes! And also tough, authentic GRIT. Jason:...

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The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: The Mellowmas Birds

Jason: Hey Jeff, guess how many songs I have in my holiday collection on iTunes? Jeff: 600,000? Jason: Not quite. I’m up to 2,797....

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The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Edge of a Broken Mellowmas

Jeff: Hey, you’re still here! Jason: Don’t act surprised. You chained me to the radiator, remember? Black Snake Mellowmas....

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The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Quack Is Whack

Jeff: Happy whatever day of Mellowmas, Jason! It’s so cold and dark. Jason: I say “whatever” every day of Mellowmas, so...

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The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Enemy Mathis

Jason: Hey, did you see? Billy Joel is playing Brooklyn on New Year’s Eve! Jeff: Is he playing new material? Because otherwise, I...

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The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: A Mellowmas Down Under

Jason: Good day, sir! I present a challenge to you. Jeff: I do not accept! Goodbye. Jason: You get back here right now! You know damn well...

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The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Blizzard

Jeff: Hey, Jason! Guess what today is? Jason: The worst day of the rest of my life? Jeff: Kind of! It’s a very special Mellowmas...

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The Third Day of Mellowmas: Homeless Mellowmas

Jason: Some people may not realize it, but finding Mellowmas music isn’t an easy thing to do. Jeff: On the other hand, it isn’t...

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The First Day of Mellowmas: Holiday Bloops

Jeff: HO, HO, HO, JASON! JASON! IT IS MELLOWMAS! Jason: INDEED IT IS, GOOD SIRE! So nice to be with you again! Jeff: Readers, please mark...

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Weep, Dear Reader, for Mellowmas Is Nigh

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go. It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Peace on Earth,...