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Letter from the Editor: My Favorite Songs of 2009

Alicia Keys, “Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart” from The Element of Freedom
I find her albums awfully inconsistent, but Alicia Keys is a fine singles artist; other R&B performers might have her beat in terms of style, flash, or pure diva power, but for my money, Keys packs more soul per square inch than any other Top 40 artist. This song, the second single from her so-so The Element of Freedom, is a sly tip of the hat to early ’80s R&B — in fact, I can almost hear Chaka singing it, and that makes me happy.


Beausoleil, “Carriere Zydeco” (download) from Alligator Purse
Another good ‘n’ greasy side from the Cajun legends. (more…)

Sugar Water: Promise Some Peace, Win a Prize!

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President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday, a decision that instantly created controversy. For one thing, Tina Fey wasn’t even nominated. For another, Obama’s been president less than nine months, and had only been in office for 12 days when his nomination was submitted.

In case you’re wondering who nominated him, NobelPrize.org states, “The names of the nominees and other information about the nominations cannot be revealed until 50 years later.” So if you’re an anti-birther or anti-taxer or anti-tolerater, the answer is: the Forces of Evil. (And if you’re wondering how I know about Tina Fey, sorry, but I’m not sharing my peyote with you.)

The Norwegian Nobel Committee, which chooses the winner each year, explained that “Obama has as a president created a new climate in international politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play.” According to the Associated Press, committee member and Norwegian politician Aagot Valle added that this year’s prize should be seen as “support and a commitment for Obama.”

The president, for his part, was humble about his victory. “I do not feel that I deserve to be in the company of so many transformative figures that have been honored by this prize,” he said. “I will accept this award as a call to action.”

But just a few hours before Obama’s victory was announced, he stood idly by as NASA tried to blow up the moon! From what I can gather, the U.S. space agency’s $79 million rocket was supposed to poke a giant hole in the Alan Shepard Memorial Golf Course, at which point all the water inside the moon would rain down on Earth — because the moon is up above and we’re down below and that’s how gravity works — thereby solving our planet’s impending water crisis.

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DVD Review: “For All Mankind”

If you’re looking to commemorate the moonwalk—the original moonwalk, that is—on July 20, look not to the stars but to your DVD vendor, and pick up a copy of Al Reinert’s magnificent For All Mankind (1989). The filmmaker contributed to the scripts of Apollo 13 (1995) and the HBO miniseries From the Earth to the Moon (1998), but this isn’t standard docudrama, not that those two accounts are unworthy of phrase. In one of the supplements on this newly remastered Criterion Collection disc (which supersedes a 2000 edition), Reinert says the U.S. government emphasized the political and scientific aims of the Apollo missions; his aim was to retrieve the artistic side, which was ripe for discovery in the millions of feet of film archived at the Johnson Space Center.

Reinert, who had logged dozens of hours of interviews with the Apollo astronauts he calls “extraterrestrial humans,” was the right person for the job. In 80 minutes the film distills the essence of the program, using the best footage from all the flights to convey the excitement of liftoff, landing, exploration, and return. For his purpose Reinert considered Apollo “different takes from the same script,” for which he used material left on the center’s extremely well-maintained cutting-room floor. The astronauts were equipped with 16mm data-acquisition cameras and, outside of certain specific tasks, were allowed to use them as they wished.

Their awestruck, even foolhardy, tourism brings us closer to the “magnificent desolation” of the moon than ever before, in previously unseen moments that didn’t make the newscasts. One of the astronauts (who typically favored Merle Haggard, Buck Owens, and Frank Sinatra on the job) plays Richard Strauss’ “Thus Spake Zarathustra” in one segment, and refers to the great success of 2001. (I trust he didn’t see Robert Altman’s 1968 drama Countdown, which imagines a brutally ironic outcome after that one small step for man is taken.) It’s fun to watch the lunar module zip along the moon’s surface, and more amusing still when one of the astronauts trips and stumbles on an outcropping of rock—until we’re reminded that a single tiny tear in the suit would have been deadly. The ultimate reality show, which seems to have gone off the air permanently in 1972, mingled great beauty with great fearlessness and ingenuity. (more…)

Unsolicited Career Advice for… David Bowie

You never know when your college friends may become useful professional contacts. One night 17 years ago, Lev Skwatzenschitz and I found ourselves stumbling down College Avenue at Rutgers, trading verses of “I’m a Little Bumblebee” and praying aloud for the grease truck with the good cheeseburgers to still be open at 3:00 in the morning. By 3:05, we were seated on the sidewalk, empty-handed, discussing our impending graduation and our dreams of life thereafter. Lev actually told me, “I’m gonna make my dreams come true, Smitty. I’ll be a star, and I’m going to take you along with me!”

Lev works in sanitation now, but his uncle, Donnie Skwatzenschitz, is some sort of representative for one or another music industry entity (he’s held a lot of jobs over the years). He hobnobs with the rich and famous and keeps trying to get Lev into “the family business.” As part of that effort, Uncle Donnie sends Lev copies of his correspondence with musicians, to inspire him, I suppose. Recently, Lev gave me a whole box of these things, with instructions to “do whatever you want with them.” Every couple weeks, I’ll share one of Uncle Donnie’s missives, in the hope that we may all be just slightly more inspired than Lev. —RS

TO: David Bowie
FROM: Don Skwatzenschitz
RE: Career advice

David, Mitzi and I are just back from a week in Vale, and I gotta tell you, I feel energized. Nothing like a couple days on the slopes to clear the mind. You should come out with us sometime. Bring your wife, Yvonne (or whatever) and see for yourself. Bundle up, though—thin white dukes can turn blue very easily out there. Ha!

I was thinking of you, though, while I was on the K-3. David, as you know, the music business sucks. Record companies suck. We missed out on so much by not getting the Feds to tax downloading. Fellas like you, who’ve been around the block a while but who might not necessarily be technologically savvy or business-smart, can get lost in the shuffle. I don’t want you and Yvonne to wind up selling off your possessions for beer money, you know? So I’m going to give you some advice: (more…)