Posts Tagged ‘Robin Gibb’

The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Dollytoe’s Revenge

Jeff: I do want to say that I think it’s funny how often we keep coming back to Dolly. Is this the second or third time we’ve covered something Parton-related? I think it’s the third.

Jason: I thought it was the second! Did I forget the other one?

Jeff: Didn’t we cover two of her duets with Chicken Beard?

Jason: I only remember doing “I Believe in Santa Claus.” Did I block the other one out of my memory?

Jeff: I think you might have. Was “I Believe in Santa Claus” the one with the terrifying ski lodge video? Because that would bump a few things out of the memory banks.

Jason: No, that was the one in the shopping mall with Kenny dressed as Santa. But now I’m totally remembering what you’re talking about!

Jeff: I feel sort of guilty, because Dolly seems like such a nice person. But she keeps releasing such bad Christmas music.

Jason: Yes! We did “A Christmas To Remember!”

Jeff: Dollytoe!

Jason: Yes!

Jeff: shudder

Jason: I wouldn’t feel guilty. Look at that cover.

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Jason: I mean, who is that? Is that Dolly Parton?

Jeff: It’s Dolly after she was attacked by an airbrush, I think.

Jason: She looks like The Joker.

Jeff: Is her face frozen like that?

Jason: Look at her lips. Look at that facial expression.

Jeff: And those eyebrows! Holy shit!
EYEBROWS DON’T DO THAT, JASON

Jason: And is that a mole on her face? I thought it was dust on my screen, but then I moved the image and the dust mark stayed where it was.

Jeff: I think it’s butterfly poop.

Jason: Her facial expression, I would imagine, is supposed to say “I wonder what’s in this package?” But all I’m seeing her saying is “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

Jeff: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Jason: I supposed we have to listen sooner or later, don’t we?

Jeff: I suppose we must. This is just a single, right? I mean, you aren’t going to spring another track on me after this is over, are you?

Jason: As far as I know, this is just a single. But even if it’s not, I promise you: no more Dollytoe after today.

Jeff: That’s a promise you may not be able to keep, but okay. I feel better. You can’t see me crossing my fingers and hoping Dolly covers “Last Christmas” next year.

Jason: SHE HAD BETTER NOT

Jeff: Ready to…uh, comin’ home for Christmas?

Jason: I wonder if there’s any correlation to the title and the fact that she’s surrounded by balls in the picture.

Jeff: Ha! And a box!

Dolly Parton — Comin’ Home for Christmas (download)

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From Comin’ Home for Christmas (single)
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The Second Day of Mellowmas: Bleating Gibbmas

And on the second day of Mellowmas, the good Lord gave unto us a second-rate Gibb, sounding much like a baby lamb…except a baby lamb is cute.

Robin Gibb — Silent Night (download)

Baaaaaaa!

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Unsolicited Career Advice for … Barry Gibb

For all the correspondence from Uncle Donnie that we have on record (or in piles in Lev’s basement), it’s worth noting that he could, on occasion, fall out of touch with people.  The trick was to reconnect with those folks before they died.  Barry Gibb was one of the fortunate ones. -RS

TO: Barry Gibb
FROM: Don Skwatzenschitz
RE: Career Advice

Barry, old pal, how have you been?  It’s been so long since we last saw you at your brother Robin’s birthday party in Miami—what was it, five years ago?  Nine?  I don’t remember much about that night, but I do recall thinking the nude caterers were a bit much.  The spinach balls were lovely, though; Mitzi’s been trying to recreate them in our kitchen ever since.  I tell her the nudity had nothing to do with the quality of the food, but she never listens.

Speaking of my beloved, the other night, she was watching repeats of French television (this satellite TV gets damn near everything), and came upon a performance of “To Love Somebody” by a couple singer/songwriter types, and we got into a discussion about you.  You did such a good job on American Idol a couple years back (though I didn’t quite get the Dr. Zaius costume—was that supposed to be ironic?), yet never capitalized on it.  That’s a shame, particularly if you want to have a place at the table in pop culture these days.  With such an enormous back catalog of hits, you should be out there reminding people of your greatness, and getting new fans to bask in that greatness.  I think I can help you, if you take my advice in several key areas: (more…)

CD Review: The Bee Gees, “Odessa” (40th Anniversary Edition)

Bee Gees - OdessaF. Scott Fitzgerald once famously declared that there are no second acts in American lives. It’s a good thing that the Bee Gees aren’t American, then, because they’ve had at least two very distinct acts in theirs: In the ’60s, they were pop princes, scoring one hit single after another. Then they seemed to go quiet for a few years, and you couldn’t have been blamed for thinking they were done. Suddenly, they re-emerged as the kings of disco in the late ’70s. Saturday Night Fever hit, and the rest is history. The second act, from a purely commercial perspective, was even bigger than the first.

When Odessa (Reprise Records/Rhino) was released in February 1969, the stereo format was still a rather recent phenomena. Many bands, including the Beatles, didn’t spend a lot of time concerning themselves with stereo mixes. They were something of an afterthought. For example, the stereo mixes for Sgt. Pepper were done in two days after the recording was finished, and the Beatles had left the studio.

On the other hand, great care was taken with the mono mixes. Since recording was for the most part done on four-track machines in those days, the mixing was done as the recording went on. Since there was only one speaker, great care was taken with the placement of the various sounds in the mono field. If you’ve had a chance to hear the the mono mixes of Sgt. Pepper, unavailable in the U.S. for years, you know what I mean.

Stereo was the new thing, however, and Americans got a steady dose of bad, sometimes absurd stereo versions of recordings that had really been intended to be heard in mono. One such album was the Bee Gees’ sixth album (fourth released internationally), Odessa. I have provided a little bit of recording history because the lavish 40th anniversary reissue of Odessa marks the first time that the crucial mono mixes have been available in the U.S.

While Odessa provides a wonderful musical experience, the original album is just as often remembered for its packaging. The double album came wrapped in a red flocked cover. Shortly after its release, it was alleged that workers at the plant that was making the covers were suffering from allergic reactions to the flocking, and the beautiful cover was discontinued. Subsequent reissues came in a more traditional sleeve, and in 1976, RSO Records edited the work down to a single LP, and put it out in a traditional cardboard sleeve.

Thankfully, Reprise remembers the original, and they have enrobed the new three-disc CD in the same red flocking that graced the original release. It’s not their fault that the prevalent format has changed to CD, making the package smaller than the grand LP format, but it’s a beautiful little box, worthy of the music contained within.

Speaking of music, maybe I’d better get to it.  (more…)

Bottom Feeders: The Ass End of the ’80s, Part 36

Hey! It’s Wednesday, so let’s continue taking a look at the letter G and the ass end of the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

Andy Gibb and Victoria Principal
“All I Have to Do Is Dream” — 1981, #51 (download)

This checks in at #24 on my bottom 80 songs of the ‘80s list. I’m a fan of the Bee Gees, and since Andy could have very well fit right in with his brothers, I can’t say I dislike him either. This shit just wasn’t necessary, though. At the time he recorded this he was dating Victoria Principal, but getting a little vajayjay shouldn’t translate into a record. I wonder whose idea this was — Andy’s, Victoria’s, or the drugs? Whichever way, someone should have spoken up and convinced them just to make this a “special” gift to each other rather than subject us to it.

Robin Gibb and Marcy Levy
“Help Me” — 1980, #50 (download)

Here’s another pretty shitty track from a Gibb brother, a duet with Marcy Levy off the Times Square soundtrack. In the ‘70s Levy sang with Bob Seger’s band, the Gap Band and then Eric Clapton’s band, among others. In 1988, she became half of Shakespeare’s Sister (under the name Marcella Detroit). Robin also recovered from this mess, releasing two decent solo records in the coming years (1983’s How Old Are You and 1984’s Secret Agent).

Terri Gibbs
“Rich Man” — 1981, #89 (download)

This has never really been on my radar before, but after listening to it again, I had to pull out the album (1981’s Somebody’s Knockin’) and give it another shot. It’s definitely a country record, but with some nice bluesy influences that make it worth a second listen. Gibbs made herself a decent career through the country charts, and then in 1987 took more of a gospel turn and began to fade away. She’s one of the few blind artists to have hits in the decade, having been so since birth. (more…)