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Regarding Doug Fieger

Many of us are world-weary, hardened adults. Very little causes us to suddenly sit up in shock and engage in reflection. Saying “there’s nothing new under the sun” is unnecessary, as we know it instinctively; indeed, even saying it almost seems naive. Occasionally, though, something gets through.

Here’s one: “Doug Fieger, frontman for ’80s power-pop band the Knack, has been diagnosed with 22 brain tumors. He previously had a piece of his lung removed (in 2004.)” It hardly seems possible. Indeed, it hardly seems like so much time has passed between the debut of Get The Knack, the album that proved both blessing and curse for the band. It spawned several top ten hits, an iconic single that I need not name because you already know it (you knew it when I wrote “The Knack”) and the black and white band photo on the cover, complete with a leering Fieger promising a good time to those who dared enter. It also became too big for its own good, creating a backlash ensuring further ventures from The Knack never would scale those heights again. (more…)

21st Century Digital Boy: TV Turn-Offs, Sylar Knifed, and Bye-Bye Dorothy

e00005201TV Turn-Off Week: While it’s not my official excuse for being away from you, this is my story and I’m sticking to it: Last week was “TV Turnoff Week”—an opportunity for the boobtube addicted (like me) to take a break and concentrate on the lost art of what us late ’70s/early ’80s kids used to experience as “family time” and “outside time.” Back then, family and outside time was more than just important… it was a way of life.

I grew up in an era when television was really hitting its stride and swelling with popular culture. We also had the hottest video gaming system in the universe (the Atari 2600) back then as well—the retro equivalent of the Nintendo Wii, Sony PlayStation and Xbox 360 all rolled into one. But we knew when to turn it all off.

Never mind that some of us remember what black and white television was like; we also knew the guerilla George Lucas Marketing™ on commercial television when we saw it. Everything was ultra-marketed. But none of those things seemed to be our undoing, because we knew how to park it in front of the small screen AND how to use our imaginations when our TV time was up. Our parents had a hand in that action. And we burned up whatever junk food we scarfed up by running around like banshees outside.

Our parents kept and eye on the clock and sent us out into the yard, where you’d re-enact your Starsky & Hutch, Knight Rider, The Dukes of Hazzard, Battlestar Galactica or Buck Rogers in the 25th Century episode(s) you just watched, or talked about how well you played Space Invaders and Pac-Man that week. The neighborhood kids were all into TV and video games, but they often spent four to five times the number of outside hours as inside. Especially during the prime outdoor seasons.

Back then, you didn’t see the level of obesity in kids (or adults, for that matter) that you do now. Or the level of mental “checking out” that you see in a lot of kids today. Everyone seemed to know when to turn it off and focus on physical activity. The boobtube wasn’t babysitting. (more…)