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The Popdose Interview: Paul Shaffer

Although he’s known to many simply as the eccentric bespectacled guy who serves as the band leader for the CBS Orchestra on The Late Show with David Letterman, Paul Shaffer’s career has been a wide and varied one, taking him from the position of musical director for the Toronto production of “Godspell” in 1972 all the way to being the musical director and producer for the annual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony…and, trust me, you don’t get a gig like that without some serious music street cred. Shaffer has detailed many of his experiences – with the help of David Ritz – in his newly-released autobiography, We’ll Be Here For The Rest Of Our Lives, a light and breezy trip through his life and times in which he chats about Saturday Night Live, This is Spinal Tap, and many, many more topics which would appeal to the average Popdose reader. And what luck: although his press schedule was decidedly rigorous, your pals here at Popdose managed to score ten minutes to chat with Mr. Shaffer about his book and some of the topics contained therein.

It’s great to talk to you, Paul. I’m a big fan.

Hi! Thank you. How are you?

I’m great. I just finished your book yesterday, and it’s fantastic.

Thank you!

Now, how long was the idea of doing an autobiography gestating?

Oh, you know, I’ve wanted to do one for years. Some ten years ago, I got a book deal and tried to do it. I wrote three stories up, and I just never had time to go back to it. So this time, when I was re-introduced to David Ritz, who is the A-list celebrity biographer, just a couple of years ago, he said, “If you ever want to do a book”… I thought, “Well, that’s the way to do it: do it with somebody, and that way, he has the responsibility of turning it in on time.” And we did! But we had fun together, the two of us, and he…besides doing all of the music biographies, like Ray Charles and Smokey Robinson, he also did Don Rickles. So I knew he had me covered. And he was able to get my voice down and, of course, we worked well together as well. It really was co-writing.

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One Day in Your Life: May 20, 1989

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May 20, 1989, is a Saturday. It’s the last day of National Osteoporosis Prevention Week. Pro-democracy protests continue in Beijing’s Tiananmen Square; Chinese leader Deng Xiaoping declares martial law, and Chinese authorities pull the plug on TV networks covering the protests. Former Saturday Night Live star Gilda Radner dies of ovarian cancer at age 42. Steve Martin hosts the season finale of SNL that night with musical guest Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers; the show pays tribute to Gilda by showing “Dancing in the Dark,” a 1977 dance sketch with Martin. Michael Jordan hits two free throws with four seconds left to give the Chicago Bulls a 113-111 win over the New York Knicks, wrapping up the NBA’s Eastern Conference semifinals four games to two. Infielder Manny Trillo, who played 17 seasons for seven teams, appears in his final major-league game — the Cincinnati Reds release him a week later. In English soccer, Liverpool defeats Everton 3-2 in extra time to win the F.A. Cup. Kentucky Derby winner Sunday Silence wins the Preakness Stakes over rival Easy Goer by a nose. William E. Thomas catches a world-record-tying weakfish in Delaware Bay that weighs 19 pounds, two ounces.

On TV tonight: Cops, Star Trek: The Next Generation, the horror anthology Freddy’s Nightmares, and The Munsters Today. Stevie Nicks is the subject of a cover story in this week’s edition of the British music newspaper Record Mirror. Phish plays a high school gym in Northfield, Massachusetts; Nitzer Ebb plays Detroit; Big Country plays Scarborough, England; Cinderella plays Lexington, Kentucky; Pink Floyd plays Monza, Italy; and Stevie Ray Vaughan plays San Diego.

On the new Cash Box chart out today, Jody Watley takes the top spot with “Real Love,” knocking last week’s #1, “I’ll Be There for You” by Bon Jovi, to #3. Madonna’s “Like a Prayer,” which was in the top spot two weeks ago, is at #4. Among the fastest movers on the chart: “Patience” by Guns n’ Roses, “Through the Storm” by Aretha Franklin and Elton John, and “Satisfied” by Richard Marx. The video for Marx’s song has a surprising lack of scantily clad women but a positive wealth of impeccably groomed men hanging out with other men — and a wind machine.

The highest-debuting song in the Top 40 is “This Time I Know It’s for Real” by Donna Summer, at #35. On the Hot 100 chart, the highest debut, at #60, is a throwback — the Doobie Brothers’ “The Doctor,” which features original lead vocalist Tom Johnston and sounds like “China Grove” turned sideways. At a radio station in Iowa, a jock who would pay cash money for the privilege of playing one Doobie Brothers record instead of the Anne Murray, Andy Williams, and Barbra Streisand records he has to play all day begins to realize that just maybe what he’s doing with his life isn’t what he should be doing with his life.

Basement Songs: The B-52’s, “Rock Lobster”

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theb-52stheb-52sOn a warm spring afternoon, with my school bag swung over my shoulder, I took a leisurely walk home from Forest Elementary School, shuffling my suede Thom McAn’s along the sidewalk. I was sweating profusely in corduroy pants and my thick down jacket — it would be a few weeks until my mom dug the warm weather clothes out of the attic and I was stuck in hot, stuffy attire every day until then. Alone, drifting in the thoughts of my young third grade mind (probably thinking of that girl in my class I thought was “super pretty”), it was the end of a typical school day, which would likely include plopping down in the yellow rocker when I got home to watch The Bugaloos or Speed Racer while munching on raw spaghetti noodles (the only snack left in the house). Then I heard them coming up behind me and my life would change forever.

In unison, I heard chanting, like an army of two marching on a hike, their shoes scrunching the pebbles and dried leaves on the ground.

Scrunch, scrunch, scrunch, scrunch.

“We were at the beach,

(Yeah, yeah)

Everybody had matching towels.”

Spinning around I saw two older boys jogging my way, each wearing broad smiles and the exuberance of youth. One I recognized as Dave G-, who had been in Cub Scouts with me two years previous. My lasting memory of Dave was the question he asked while our scout pack visited the North Olmsted McDonalds. As our host, an overwhelmed manager in his 30s, wrapped up the tour of the fast food restaurant, he inquired if we, a small group of seven and eight-year olds, had any questions. Dave raised his hand. “Yeah, how do you make those wonderfully delicious French fries?” The manager seemed impressed and proceeded to deliver a long-winded, technical explanation of the frying process that rocketed over all of our heads. Soon thereafter, Dave left the pack. (more…)

One Day in Your Life: March 18, 1978

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March 18, 1978, is a Saturday. Deposed Pakistani prime minister Zulfikar Ali Bhutto is convicted of murder and sentenced to death. Before their annual banquet, members of the fire department in Frostburg, Maryland, ring the firebell 111 times to honor the members who have died fighting fires since the department was founded 100 years ago today. In the NCAA men’s basketball tournament, Kentucky wins the Mideast Regional final over Michigan State, 52-48. Leon Spinks, who upset Muhammad Ali to win the heavyweight boxing championship in February, is stripped of the title for refusing to fight Ken Norton, who is declared champion. Future NBA player Brian Scalabrine and future NHL player Jan Bulis are born; author Leigh Brackett dies, shortly after turning in a script for The Empire Strikes Back. Although she will receive a writing credit, practically none of her words or ideas will make it onto the screen.

Lindsey Wagner of The Bionic Woman is on the cover of TV Guide. This morning, CBS broadcasts the final original episodes of the Robonic Stooges, an animated kids’ show reimagining Larry, Moe, and Curly as crime-fighting robots of the future. Tonight, it’s the final episode of Kojak. On NBC, Jill Clayburgh hosts Saturday Night Live with musical guest Eddie Money, whose debut single “Baby Hold On” has been on the radio for about a month.

A 15-year-old girl in Illinois buys a copy of the Bee Gees’ Children of the World; looking at the cover, her father declares that the Bee Gees look “like long-haired hippie gangsters.” On the latest Billboard Hot 100, the long-haired hippie gangsters hold down the top two spots with “Night Fever” and “Stayin’ Alive.” Samantha Sang is next with “Emotion,” a song the Bee Gees wrote, produced, and sing on; Andy Gibb’s “(Love Is) Thicker Than Water,” a former Number-One song, is at Number Five. The lone interloper at the family reunion is Eric Clapton, whose “Lay Down Sally” has sneaked up to Number Four.

The Jerry Garcia Band plays Washington, D.C., U2 plays Limerick, Ireland, and Yes plays Los Angeles. The second California Jam concert is held in Ontario, California. Headliners include Ted Nugent, Aerosmith, Heart, Foreigner, Santana, Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush, Dave Mason, Rubicon, and Bob Welch, who brings out surprise guests Stevie Nicks and Mick Fleetwood. Nearly 300,000 fans show up, but critics focus on the generally substandard quality of the performances and the extravagance of the backstage amenities some performers demand, from pinball machines for amusement to plates of M&Ms with the yellow ones removed.

In Wisconsin, a young music geek misses all of this. He’s gone to the state basketball tournament to watch the Class A finals, although not before catching hell from his parents when they discover him trying to sneak a bottle of his favorite liquor along. For some reason, they let him go anyway.

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Dw. Dunphy On… Fakes!

So I had a great idea. An entire post about fake rock bands — groups made up for your cinematic pleasure that, in spite of not actually being real bands, managed to put out a couple decent tunes for the soundtrack. The definitions of real and fake in this super-sub-category are wishy-washy. Some of these actors actually play their music, others don’t and are lip-synching to studio performers. Some of the groups represented are meant as serious depictions, while others are strictly satirical. Some aren’t getting represented at all here (inferring that if the key member of the band is named something like Mark or Marky, your crappy movie didn’t make the cut.) Yes, a great idea, and an original idea! No one on the Internet has dared to do anything like this, not even my colleague Jon Cummings on this very site!

Nuts. Ah, ta’ hell with it — let’s keep going.

If we’re starting with the obvious, then we’re obviously starting with Spinal Tap, the metal band consisting of David St. Hubbins (Michael McKean,) Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest) and Derek Smalls (Harry Shearer.) In the now ubiquitous mockumentary, the actors actually recorded their own tunes, which is a rarity. Then again, the songs weren’t meant to be taken all that seriously, but to be the foil for generational musical satire. Ranging from hippy-dippy psyche-folk with “Listen to the Flower People,” to Yardbirdsian skiffle rock with “Gimme Some Money” all the way to the heavy-handed metal misogyny of “Big Bottom,” the point was part comedy, part tribute, and all listenable.  Still, This Is Spinal Tap was meant to be a joke. (A point of irony — “Gimme Some Money” was actually used in an American Express commercial, before the credit market was revealed to be as bogus as some of these bands…)

That was until, in the 1990s, the band returned with a ‘for real’ album in Break Like the Wind. Sure, there was plenty of help from special guest musicians like Dweezil Zappa, Joe Satriani and Slash, but it was still Tap at its core, and still satirical. It would be hard to hear “The Sun Never Sweats” in any other context. Now, in good old 2009, news of a proposed third Tap CD is making the rounds. Harry Shearer told BBC News it is a probability, naming a proposed track: “Gimme Some More Money.” I can’t wait. (more…)

The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Unimaginable Mellowmas

Jason: Before we play this track –  “December” by Kenny Loggins — we should acknowledge that this was one of the only Mellowmas suggestions we received this whole season.

Jeff: Mainly so people know who to blame.This one wasn’t our fault! We knew about this album — oh yes, we knew. But we avoided it.

Jason: Robert Smith, everybody. Blame Robert Smith. And no, not from The Cure. Robert Smith who wrote that awesome CHART ATTACK! earlier this year.

Jeff: Man, I wish The Cure would record a Christmas album.

Jason: You know why I avoided this track, specifically?

Jeff: Why, specifically?

Jason: Because it was released in 1998.

Jeff: Deep in the heart of Kenny’s “Enema Period.”

Jason: YES.

Jeff: I know what you mean.

Jason: When everybody was FORCED to know about his undying love for his wife. When we had to know all the details of their Unimaginable Life.

Jeff: Please, don’t talk about it.

Jason: I bought the CD for my mom. One day, I was bored and read the liner notes. Let’s just say that my eyes can’t unsee all that they have seen. It’s…unimaginable.

Jeff: Dude, I bought the BOOK for my mom.

Jason: Wow.

Jeff: I wish I could un-unimagine it.

Jason: This is the first time you’ve seemed like more of a mama’s boy than me.

Jeff: I think I probably paid less for the book than you did for the CD, so we might be even.

Jason: It’s not about money, and you know it. You wanted your mom to have an unimaginable life! And of course, at the time, you couldn’t have possibly imagined I would have been banging her, so there you go. I guess it was a worthwhile purchase.

Jeff: Ha! How about the penicillin? Was that worthwhile?

Jason: She took care of the co-pay, that was nice of her, at least.

Jeff: Anyway, point is, neither one of us has ever bothered listening to Kenny’s Christmas album. WE knew better.

Jason: Right.

Jeff: And we’ve listened to some heinous shit.

Jason: HEINOUS. Unimaginable, even.

Jeff: But Robert Smith suggested — begged us, even! — to include this song.

Jason: I have to admit, when he mentioned it, as well as the lyrics, I was intrigued.

Jeff: The lyrics are…intriguing.

Jason: Let’s share with all, shall we?

Jeff: Let’s.

Jason: Just remember, everybody. Robert’s to blame.

Kenny Loggins — On Christmas Morning (download)

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Jason: Piano! Ugh! Old December’s here at last! Time for Kenny to slur his words!

Jeff: This synth setting is the musical equivalent of a tramp stamp tattooed on the space right above a girl’s ass. You know everything you need to know as soon as you see it.

Jason: Ha ha ha ha! That’s the best thing you’ve written, ever.

Jeff: Ha!

Jason: Kenny’s talking about a Christmas scene, but I feel like the gross stuff is coming. The stuff about his wife.

Jeff: You know what’s funny about this song already? I think Kenny Loggins lives in Santa Barbara.

Jason: He believes! He believes in love!

Jeff: Oops, here it is.

Jason:

On Christmas morning you awaken with a smile.
You hold me in your arms.
We watch the snowflakes fly.

Jeff: And then you love me!

Jason: We have tantric sex.

Jeff: Grrooooooooooooosssssss!

Coming back again this year!

Jason: You shave my beard and feed me oatmeal.

Jeff: Is it technically “feeding” when she put it in his butt?

Jason: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Jeff: Silently they watched the seasons change, Jason. I wonder if that’s because she kept Kenny in a ball gag.

Jason: On Christmas morning you awaken with a smile. You hold me in your arms.

Jeff: Notice how she’s the one doing all the work here?

Jason: We watch the snowflakes fly. You clip my toenails and pick your teeth with the shavings.

Jeff: She awakens. She holds him. She “loves” him.

Jason: Ugh, key change.

Jeff: We knew it was coming. There had to be at least one in here.

Jason: Yeah, we did, didn’t we? He realizes how sweet a life can be!

Jeff: Notice how Kenny’s using his soulful voice on this one?

Jason: Well, of course, Jeff. His love was nothing if not soulful. Gee, I wonder who produced this.

Jeff: Walter Afanasieff?

Jason: Let me check the ID3 tag.

Jeff: James Newton Howard?

Jason: Hey, look who composed it! David Foster!

Jeff: Oh no!

Jason: Oh YES!

Jeff: David Foster wrote this? The lyrics, too?

Jason: I don’t know! Ugh, does that mean Kenny and Julia had a threesome?
UGH UGH UGH UGH. Was David Foster part of their unimaginable life?

Jeff: It burns!

Jason: I don’t want to imagine it, Jeff! Make it stop!

Jeff: I’ll tell you one thing. I’m going to use “and then you love me” on my wife at every possible opportunity.

Jason: Ha ha ha ha! Use it as a persuasive tool. Like, when you want booty, you can just look at her sternly and be like, “and then you LOVE ME.”

Jeff: “Goodnight, honey. And just remember: You awaken with a smile.”

Jason: “You stick a Q-Tip in my ear. You clean the lint from my navel.”

Jeff: Doesn’t it make you laugh to listen to this shit and think about back in the ’80s, when we were all willing to pretend Kenny Loggins could rock?

Jason: I thought he did a decent job in the ’80s.

Jeff: Remember when he was on the Top Gun soundtrack? Kenny Loggins, singing about fighter pilots.

Jason: About highways.

Jeff: And…danger zones. WAIT A MINUTE…

Jason: Oh, I see where you’re going. Go on.

Jeff: Oh, I’m not spelling that out. The readers will have to make their own conclusions about Kenny’s “danger zone.”

Jason: Remember when he was alright, and he didn’t need nobody to worry about him?

Jeff: Yes, except I think he was wearing a red jumpsuit at the time, which meant he was technically not all right. Or alright, even.

Jason: I took my mom to see him in concert maybe two summers ago. It was…not good. He looked like he had taken waaaaaaaay too many drugs. Like, he was just…slow.

Jeff: Maybe it had been awhile since his last enema.

Jason: I’m trying to think of how I can describe this. Brian Wilson on speed, maybe.

Jeff: Wow.

Jason: Like, energetic, but still not all there.

Jeff: Well, we’d be remiss if we didn’t point out that Kenny’s had a rough few years. His wife/analrapist left him. His records don’t sell anymore.

Jason: Well, neither do Richard Marx’s records, but I’ll defend his current rocking abilities to the ends of the earth. But yes, we should note that Kenny’s unimaginable life ended poorly.

Jeff: Richard Marx, much as I love to make fun of him, has never recorded anything as terribly sappy as The Unimaginable Life. That record — all of it — makes “Right Here Waiting” sound like “Start Me Up.”

Jason: Well, the problem is, if you record an album like The Unimaginable Life, you’re pretty much bragging, “Hey, my marriage is amazing and unstoppable, and here’s how you can have it, too.” I mean, that’s what the book said, right? Don’t pretend your mom didn’t read it to you. I know she read it to me.

Jeff: I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT THE BOOK SAID. But yes, that is the problem with that album. And also the fact that he was NAKED ON THE COVER.

Jason: Yes! But you gotta give him at least this — once his marriage broke up, he wrote an angry divorce record.

Jeff: Heh. Blood on the Tracks, it ain’t.

Jason: That may be true.

Jeff: But yes, I know the record you’re talking about. Instead of a freshly waxed vagina, it has teeny-tiny little balls.

Jason: How About Now, with songs like “I’m a Free Man Now” and “I Don’t Wanna Hate You Anymore.” And “One Last Goodbye Song,” which pissed me off because it’s clearly not true.

Jeff: You were hoping Kenny was saying goodbye to us?

Jason: A little.

Jeff: I understand.

Jason: Oh! You know what this whole thing reminds me of?

Jeff: 1987?

Jason: You remember the SNL sketch with Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch where they were college professors talking about what activities they partake in as “lovahs”? And it was all old, gross stuff?

Jeff: Yes! This is equally squirm-inducing!

Jason: Yes! This is the musical manifestation of that sketch! Oh, wow! I feel like I’ve been carrying that association in my head for years and only put it together just now. Thanks, Rob!

Jeff: I will not be thanking you for anything, Rob. Just so you know.

Jason: Well, I feel significantly unclean at this point, how about you?

Jeff: I’m just looking for a way to contact Kenny on Rob’s behalf.

Jason: Ha ha ha ha!

Jeff: But yes, I do feel significantly unclean, although after 18 days of Mellowmas, it’s hard to tell.

Jason: Merry Mellowmas, Rob! Hope an unimaginable life is headed your way!

Jeff: Hey, at the Kenny Loggins Web Store, you can purchase Kenny Loggins ringtones! I wonder if they have one for this song.

Jason: If not, we could easily make one and send it to Robert.

Jeff: Autographed tour poster: $40!

Jason: Forget it. I want to punish Rob, but not $40 punish him.

Jeff: I keep looking for a Wing-style option to have Kenny call the person of your choice, but sadly, Kenny appears not to care about his fans as much as Wing.

Jason: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Looks like Rob got off lucky this time. THIS TIME.

Jeff: But Rob, I swear to God, if you recommend anything else for Mellowmas…

Jason: …we’ll send you a copy of The Unimaginable Life. Both the book AND the CD. You have been warned!

Jeff: As for the rest of you, well, maybe an enema will help settle your stomachs.

Jason: Good luck, everyone!