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Song-Off Jr.: Wrecking Balls

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When I conceived this post, I had actually planned to broaden the category to “Demolition” so I could include classics like AC/DC’s “TNT” and the Talking Heads’ “Burning Down the House.”  The only two songs I knew of that were about wrecking balls were the ones by Neil Young and Creeper Lagoon.  I had stumbled across a few more – when I mentioned a “crowded field” last week I was aware of maybe five additional songs – but nothing had me prepared for the overwhelming number of songs musicians have recorded about this iconic piece of construction equipment. I mean, it’s not like the category was “love” or “war.”  So how many songs did I find?

Twenty-five songs.  TWENTY-FIVE SONGS!  And most of them are original songs.  And there’s plenty more that I found out about but I wasn’t able to track down the mp3’s.  There’s all kinds – some are indie tunes from recent years, there’s a few alt-country entries, there’s even one from a collection of National Socialist Black Metal bands (see if you can guess which one!  I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised…).  Since there’s so many songs, I’ve changed the voting a bit – you can vote for three different songs, and we’ll see who comes out on top.

Viva Voce – “Wrecking Ball”

Cranes and Crows – “Wrecking Ball”

Kate Schutt – “Wrecking Ball”

Mother Mother – “Wrecking Ball”

Creeper Lagoon – “Wrecking Ball”

Joachim Garraud – “Wrecking Ball”

Interpol – “Wrecking Ball”

Gary Allan – “Wrecking Ball”

Harvey Danger – “Wrecking Ball”

Talon – “Wrecking Ball”

Crooked Fingers – “Wrecking Ball”

Twinemen – “Wrecking Ball”

Nekromantix – “Struck by a Wrecking Ball”

Neil Young – “Wrecking Ball”

Spirit of the West – “The Wrecking Ball”

Gillian Welch (with Old Crow Medicine Show) – “Wrecking Ball”

Grace Slick – “Wrecking Ball”

Much the Same – “Wrecking Ball”

Beth Nielsen Chapman – “Heads Up for the Wrecking Ball”

H8MACHINE – “Wrecking Ball”

Davenport Cabinet – “Kiss of a Wrecking Ball”

Bud Light Real American Heroes – “Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator”

Vixen – “Wrecking Ball”

Crash Anthem – “Wrecking Ball”

Emmylou Harris – “Wrecking Ball” (cover)

Who is going to rock your house right down to the ground?

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Last week, Mark Knopfler and Dire Straits came from behind to finish with 44% of the votes, beating Buffalo Tom’s 33% and Metallica’s 22%.  Next week we’ll dip back into Delilah’s well as we tackle the subject of Biblical Wives. If there’s anything you’re absolutely dying to see included, leave a note in the comments.

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Song-Off Jr.: Fade to Black

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What did it matter where you lay once you were dead? In a dirty sump or in a marble tower on top of a high hill? You were dead, you were sleeping the big sleep, you were not bothered by things like that. Oil and water were the same as wind and air to you. You just slept the big sleep, not caring about the nastiness of how you died or where you fell. Me, I was part of the nastiness now. Far more a part of it than Rusty Regan was. But the old man didn’t have to be. He could lie quiet in his canopied bed, with his bloodless hands folded on the sheet, waiting. His heart was a brief, uncertain murmur. His thoughts were as gray as ashes. And in a little while he too, like Rusty Regan, would be sleeping the big sleep.

On the way downtown I stopped at a bar and had a couple of double Scotches. They didn’t do me any good. All they did was make me think of Silver Wig, and I never saw her again.

- from The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler

Dire Straits – “Fade to Black”

Metallica – “Fade to Black”

Buffalo Tom – “Taillights Fade”

Flotsam and Jetsam – “Fade to Black”


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Whose voice is the last you’d like to hear before it all goes dark?

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Last week, despite being born to lose, Social Distortion experienced a rare moment of triumph as “Bad Luck” took home 45% of the votes, almost doubling The Who’s second-place total of 24%.  Next week, we’re looking at a very crowded field as we match up songs about Wrecking Balls.  Join us!

Song-Off Jr.: Misfortune

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Social Distortion – “Bad Luck”

Janet Jackson – “Black Cat”

Ying Yang Twins – “Salt Shaker”

Prince – “The Ladder”

The Who – “Smash the Mirror”

Rihanna – “Umbrella”

Say Hi – “We Lost the Albatross”

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What bad luck charm are you avoiding?

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Last week Nada Surf was the most popular selection, as Sarah Sebestyen’s fans showed up en force to deliver her 49 percent of the vote — almost three times as many as anyone else. Join us again next week as we match up songs about Fading to Black.  Song suggestions for next week are welcome in the comments!

VIDEO Song-Off: Cheerleaders

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In the 1988 film Tapeheads, aspiring video jockeys Ivan (John Cusack) and Josh (Tim Robbins) put together a ludicrous first effort for record producer Mo Fuzz (Don Cornelius) that features a band called Cube Squared performing the Devo song “Baby Doll” as Ivan drenches them with colored paint and feathers.  “I can’t do anything with this,” Mo tells them after he watches it, “I need production value.”  As Ivan and Josh react with confusion over the concept of obtaining production value with no budget, Mo explains, “There’s only one thing that adds real production value … tits and ass.”

The combination of cheerleading and music videos seems like a match made in heaven.  Cheerleading has always featured a healthy dose of “tits and ass” as Mo puts it, and it’s evolved a long way from its early days of long-sleeved sweaters, pom-poms, and rhythmic chants.  High school and college cheerleading is a full-on gymnastics show, and most professional cheerleading groups have morphed into “dance squads” that don’t even pretend to lead cheers anymore.  And certainly more than a few music videos have taken advantage of this synergy to grab a few cheap glances.  But strangely enough, there are only a few music videos where cheerleaders truly dominate the stage.  Here are my top five favorites:

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Song-Off Jr.: Surfing

“When a movie cuts to a beach shot with waves breaking in the background, it matters not how dramatic the cinematic moment, how drastic and ingenious the plot turn — my mind is immediately absent from the narrative proceedings. I’m off on an imaginary surf check, assessing the size and health of the swell up there on the silver screen, noting the wind direction and state of the tide, maybe muttering for the actors to please step aside a moment so I can see if that boomer behind them holds its shape through the inside section.

“For a surfer, this Sea of Cortez beside which I am camped is an altogether different sort of piece of water from the Pacific Ocean, the illusoriness of the boundary distinction notwithstanding. (Big Blue is a contiguous presence, worldwide.) This is despite the fact that the two may appear identical to an observer standing on the beach — both are wet and stretch to the visible horizon.

“There is a corollary to the assertion that the sea is at any given moment capable of being something other than what it is: bodies of water, like human beings, are not created equal, in terms of what they may be. The Sea of Cortez, for example, is largely incapable of producing good surf, due to its limited breadth. This narrowness results in what surfers and oceanographers refer to as a short fetch; “fetch” is the reach of unbroken water across which wind can blow in order to raise a groundswell.

“By contrast, the Pacific Ocean has a fetch of many thousands of miles. Looking south from my last west coat campsite, for example, there is nothing of any significance to impede the production of a groundswell until we come upon the pack ice of Antarctica, some 8,000 miles distant. So even when the sea is flat, you may still find yourself gazing horizonward with an alertness in your surfing soul, for — however many miles out there, however many days’ journey away — there likely is a slew of waves in transit in your direction at that very moment.”

–from In Search of Captain Zero by Allan Weisbecker

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Song-Off Jr.: Magical Modes of Transportation

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Nighttime and an electrical storm in the Mexican heat flashes, high on acid, the lightning breaking out – there! – there! – and the electricity flows through him and out of him, a second skin, a suit of electricity, and if the time was ever now it is – Now! – and he hurls his hand toward the sky to make the lightning break out where he points – Now! – we’ve got to close it, the gap between the flash and the eye, and make it, the reentry into Now … as Superheroes … open … until he falls to the beach and Mountain Girl finds him holding his throat and choking as if he is gagging on sand …

Beyond acid. They have made the trip now, closed the circle, all of them, and they either emerge as superheroes, closing the door behind them, and soaring through the hole in the sapling sky, or just lollygag in the loop – the loop of the lag – Almost clear! Presque vu! – many good heads have seen it – Paul telling the early Christians: hooking down wine for the Holy Spirit – sooner or later the Blood has got to flood into you for good – Zoroaster telling his followers: you can’t keep taking haoma water to see the flames of Vohu Mano – you’ve got to become the flames, man – And Dr. Strange and Sub Mariner and the Incredible Hulk and the Fantastic Four and the Human Torch prank about on the Rat walls of la casa grande like stroboscopic sledgehammer Cassady’s fons et origo ::::: and it is either make this thing permanent inside of you or forever just climb draggled up into the conning tower every time for one short glimpse of the horizon:::::

–from The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe

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Song-Off Jr.: Gambling

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One of the special treasures of living in Los Angeles or San Diego is knowing that the adult amusement park of Las Vegas is only a brief road trip away. While I’m waiting with bated breath for them to build a high-speed train through the desert, the trip up I-15 and over the mountains is still decidedly bearable, considering the array of illusionary delights that waits on the other side.

I don’t make it up there too often these days, but when I do I generally limit my debauchery to the cheapest craps table I can find. I used to play blackjack with a simple high-low counting system, but after I had a magical night and won enough to pay off a good chunk of my student loans, the game lost its appeal. I’ve always been a terrible poker player because I have a tendency to fall in love with any good hands I get and completely discount that it’s possible other players have even better hands. Last year was a great one for sports gambling, so good in fact that this fall my computer (I call him Gamblor) and I will be hosting a weekly column of football picks. Stay tuned!

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Song-Off Jr.: Fast Food Burgers

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As people eat more meals outside the home, they consume more calories, less fiber, and more fat. Commodity prices have fallen so low that the fast food industry has greatly increased its portion sizes, without reducing profits, in order to attract customers. The size of a burger has become one of its main selling points. Wendy’s offers the Triple Decker; Burger King, the Great American; and Hardee’s sells a hamburger called the Monster. The Little Caesars slogan “Big! Big!” now applies not just to the industry’s portions, but to its customers. Over the past forty years in the United States, per capita consumption of carbonated soft drinks has more than quadrupled. During the late 1950s the typical soft drink order at a fast food restaurant contained about eight ounces of soda; today a “Child” order of Coke at McDonald’s is twelve ounces. A “Large” Coke is thirty-two ounces-and about 310 calories. In 1972, McDonald’s added Large French Fries to its menu; twenty years later, the chain added Super Size Fries, a serving three times larger than what McDonald’s offered a generation ago. Super Size Fries have 610 calories and 29 grams of fat. At Carl’s Jr. restaurants, an order of CrissCut Fries and a Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger boasts 73 grams of fat — more fat than ten of the chain’s milk shakes.

–from Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser

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Song-Off Jr.: Samson and Delilah

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And it came to pass, when she pressed him daily with her words, and urged him, so that his soul was vexed unto death, that he told her all his heart, and said unto her, “There hath not come a rasor upon mine head, for I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother’s womb.  If I be shaven, then my strength will go from me, and I shall become weak, and be like any other man.”

And when Delilah saw that he had told her all his heart, she sent and called for the lords of the Philistines, saying, “Come up this once, for he hath shewed me all his heart.” Then the lords of the Philistines came up unto her, and brought money in their hand.

And she made him sleep upon her knees, and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head, and she began to afflict him, and his strength went from him.  And she said, “The Philistines be upon thee, Samson.” And he awoke out of his sleep, and said, “I will go out as at other times before, and shake myself. And he wist not that the Lord was departed from him.”

But the Philistines took him, and put out his eyes, and brought him down to Gaza, and bound him with fetters of brass; and he did grind in the prison house.

–Judges 13, King James Edition

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Song-Off Jr.: Ice Cream Flavors of Limited Availability

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Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.” –Voltaire

The Posies – “Flavor of the Month”

Black Sheep – “Flavor of the Month”

American Hi-Fi – “Flavor of the Weak”

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What flavor will you be tasting today?

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Last week Rick Springfield went postal on the competition, as “What’s Victoria’s Secret” took home a 44 percent plurality, followed by our good friend Fred Wilhelm and his “Sea Monkeys” with 24 percent. Join us again next week as we celebrate Zac Sunderland’s imminent return to port and tackle on the subject of sailing.