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Songs for the Dumped: The Contest!

Jeff Giles February 14, 2008 10

All right, you’ve listened to us share the sordid details of some of our lowest “romantic” moments — now it’s your turn. But unlike us, you actually stand to win something for your pain.

Songs for the Dumped: Volume Fourteen

Jeff Vrabel February 14, 2008 6

Ladies, here’s a little-known fact about many guys: If you break up with them, but then don’t leave, they will very possibly assume that you weren’t the SLIGHTEST BIT SERIOUS about the breaking-up thing,

Songs for the Dumped: Volume Thirteen

Jeff Vrabel February 13, 2008 8

There are few things more entertaining on planet Earth than watching a guy who’s recently gone through some sort of emotional distress. I once stopped by a buddy’s place after having to put my

Songs for the Dumped: Volume Twelve

Jeff Vrabel February 12, 2008 0

If there’s anything worse than having your heart broken in high school, when your fragile emotional identity is still developing, probably badly, it’s having your heart broken in elementary school, when it’s just sad,

Songs for the Dumped: Volume Eleven

Jeff Vrabel February 11, 2008 6

Some love stories are full of hideous terror, but some can teach us things, such as that for a not-insignificant portion of the populace, there is apparently something called a “Sexy Canadian thing.” Who

Songs for the Dumped: Volume Ten

Jeff Vrabel February 10, 2008 4

There are a few cold, hard truths in this world: you can’t run for president on the GOP ticket if you’re a thrice-married cross-dresser, the Cubs aren’t going to win this year either, and

Songs for the Dumped: Volume Nine

Jeff Vrabel February 9, 2008 12

We’ve been doing “Songs for the Dumped” for awhile now, and if we’ve learned anything it’s that: 1. People are at heart mean and vindictive, and 2. Apparently nobody had a good time in

Songs for the Dumped: Volume Eight

Jeff Vrabel February 8, 2008 3

You know who’s good for breakups? Bruce Springsteen. He’s also good for budding romances, weddings, funerals, long walks on the beach, calculus tests, trips to the jungle gym, pretty much anything. But as Matthew

Songs for the Dumped: Volume Seven

Jeff Vrabel February 7, 2008 25

David Medsker takes us on a mad, dark journey into a land most of us are probably familiar with — the Land of the Co-Dependent Relationship That Will Not Die, No Matter How Much

Songs for the Dumped: Volume Six

Jeff Vrabel February 6, 2008 5

Timing, the New Testament tells us, is everything, and it takes a startlingly few number of works to turn a glorious, magnificent, rainbows-and-puppies kind of day into one of hideous terror, especially when that