Posts Tagged ‘Spice Girls’

Hey, You Kids Get Out of My Yard!: Holdin’ Out for a Hero

When I was a kid, my heroes were, at the very least, deserving of adoration. The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Cheap Trick, Dan Pastorini (the one non-musician of the bunch) — the one thing they had in common was that they were immensely talented at what they did. Some would say that they were among the very best, and thus, they seemed bigger than life to me and the millions who adored them. I was inspired by them and what I perceived to be their dedication to the craft. I also admired their shrewd understanding that a fair bit of marketing went a long way, too.

Of course, the music world is not just full of legendary artists such as those named above. For as long as there have been artistes, there have been those whose marketing overshadowed their artistic endeavors. I’m thinking along the lines of C.W. McCall, Taco, and — oh, what the heck — Sigue Sigue Sputnik.

Such one-hit wonders would invariably come out of nowhere, dominate the airwaves for every last second of their fifteen minutes of fame and then, thankfully, disappear into pop oblivion. The respectable artists who were temporarily swept aside to make way for this brief dalliance with the latest “here today, gone tomorrow” pop confection would then return to their rightful place on radio playlists and the ship would right itself.

I mean, acts like Tiffany, Sly Fox, After the Fire, and others had their success, but it was always understood that they’d go away. That’s what one- or two-hit wonders did. It was understood.

But then something weird happened.

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Zig-a-zig-ugh: How I Learned to Stop Bitching and Tolerate the Spice Girls

Fear and denial were my initial reactions when I was told by the boyfriend that we were going to see the Spice Girls Live! In Concert! Truthfully, I had my misgivings about losing the absolute last vestige of musical credibility — it’s kind of hard to bust out with Camera Obscura and Editors references when the ghostly after-image of a dancing Baby Spice trails in your brain — but then I came to my fogged senses and realized grown men knocking on 40 really shouldn’t have much cred left to begin with, so what the hell. Off to the Staples Center in Los Angeles we went, surrounded by a predictable mix of young tween girls, older, not so tween women who were girls the first time Spice-mania hit, and gay men. Lots and lots of really gay men.

Unconcerned the least in even pretending to present a shred of artistic probity or profundity, The Return of the Spice Girls (as it was billed) wasted no time in addressing its true mission statement — a celebration of all things truly Spice, consisting of clothes, rudimentary but entertaining dance sequences, clothes, “friendship,” clothes, big, fluttery butterflies on large projection screens, “togetherness,” and more clothes. There may also have been some music, but honestly, did that really matter with all this spectacle? “Girl Power” was mentioned only once and even then as an afterthought: hazy, half-envisioned empowerment slogans were left to the ’90s, in their place a sharply honed sense of camp and excess, choreographed with extreme precision. Even the knowing winks seemed rehearsed. (more…)