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Bob Lefsetz Wants To Know Where His French Fries Come From!
In which Bob Lefsetz tries to turn Five Guys' success into a metaphor for the music industry and fails miserably
Read More »Jesus of Cool: Breaking Up Is Easy To Do (Or, Why Miley Cyrus Is So AWFUL!)
Sometimes an artist and her fans need to just, like, move on already. Here, the author's daughter (and her BFF) explain why the Party In The USA is so yesterday
Read More »Unsolicited Career Advice for … Def Leppard
According to Lev, Uncle Donnie served in some capacity in the Def Leppard camp during the recording sessions for Adrenalize, and wound up going out with them on one of the U.S. legs of
Read More »Mix Six: “Earworm Attack!”
DOWNLOAD THE FULL MIX HERE Let me get this out in the open: I work in a dangerous place. No, I don’t work with nuclear materials, nor do I work at a restaurant where
Read More »Unsolicited Career Advice for… Radiohead
You wouldn’t know it by reading the following, but Uncle Donnie is afraid of British people. Thought the Beatles were going to bring about a counter-Revolutionary War, in which England would attempt to take
Read More »Fall Music Preview: 21 New Releases to Listen For
Ah, the fourth quarter. It isn’t as much of an event as it used to be, but even as the music industry crumbles to dust before our very eyes, artists and labels continue to
Read More »Billboarding: 5/19/08
Howdy, pardners! It’s been a couple of weeks since we moseyed down Billboard way, so what do you say we hop along down to the Hot Country Top 10 and see what’s cooking in
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