Posts Tagged ‘The Bigger Picture’

The Bigger Picture: Lay Down Your Arms

c-water[1]“Filler” is a term often used by music fans to describe songs that sound like they were quickly put together to take up space on an album in order to “fill out” the running time. Though  filler can often be quite good, snobbier music fans sometimes use it as an excuse to turn their noses up at others. Ironically, this attitude can be just as annoying as the people the snobs want to put down.

I make my living as a Photoshop retoucher. Much of the work I do is celebrity related, and often involves those showy magazine spreads where a B-list celebrity shows off his or her home. It’s MTV Cribs for older generations (in other words, those who still read). What I often find in the photos are startling similarities in artistic taste.

Seemingly every one of these celebrities has the same coffee-table book collection, including books on Picasso, jazz, and Man Ray. It’s as if the photographer carries a satchel of the same books to each celebrity’s house simply for the automatic class boost they provide.

It seems impossible to me that so many people actually have those books because they enjoy the artists’ work. A friend of mine brought up the cynical idea that this is what you get when you allow the masses access to art — great works often become, in effect, filler. The coffee-table book industry is, in many ways, a seller of white noise, used by individuals who hope to give their home an aesthetic boost.

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The Bigger Picture: The Acting Bug

76186065Actors can be an easy bunch to spot around Los Angeles. Often, they can be seen exiting a Kinko’s with a box of 500 headshots. The male can usually be seen hopping into his Jeep with his Von Dutch hat and designer T-shirt. Like many species, the male actor is the more flamboyant of the sexes.

Some of you will remember that I recently lost my job, which has forced me to start thinking outside of the box. The other day, I responded to a Craigslist ad for a stand-in on a movie set. I’m roughly the same build as one of the listed actors, and attracted by the allure of a $250 day rate, I made the drive into Hollywood on Saturday morning.

I can’t stand Hollywood. It’s filthy; nothing like the shiny image the world seems to have of it. Every inch seems to have a layer of black soot. It’s nearly impossible to drive two blocks under five minutes, and parking costs the price of a matinee movie ticket.

Stepping past a homeless man, I entered the office building and filed into the elevator with four other men. These didn’t look like the actors from my earlier description. These were tired-looking men with weathered faces, the type you’d find in a John Steinbeck novel. Some possessed the same build as me: tall and lanky. My competition. (more…)

The Bigger Picture: Film and the Age of Facebook

mm_twitter[1]We live in a self-absorbed culture. Everything we do is shared through blogs, status updates, and tweets. Now that people have the Internet on their phones, nobody is more than a second away from an update. Yet, in this age of instantaneous content, cinema is still going strong.

Hollywood has panicked a bit in the last few years. For a time, box office numbers took a dive, and they began to blame their troubles on piracy. First, let’s discuss that logic. The entertainment industry always labels pirated works as “lost sales.” That’s not quite true. It’s difficult to predict whether the people who watch pirated movies would have actually paid for that work in the first place. People who use cracked software generally do so out of necessity, and how can the software industry really justify the prices they charge?

None of what I say is the equivocal truth, but then again, neither is the industry’s complaint of “lost sales.” I don’t even know where to look for ripped movies. The people who do it, thought prevalent, still make up an incredibly small number. Would it be justified for the retail industry to blame poor sales on shoplifting, and to call those incidents “lost sales?” (more…)

The Bigger Picture: Nothing to Fear

85836708Whilst reading Jack Feerick’s “How Bad Can It Be” column on Marilyn Manson’s new album, I was struck with an interesting thought. Parents have long feared Manson’s effect on their children, or at least they did when I was in school. Why do we choose to fear that which we have been told to fear?

This isn’t exactly a new thought. Franklin Delano Roosevelt famously said, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” Yet we continue to be afraid for little reason other than we have been told to.

In fact, it seems as if every generation of parents has had a pop-culture influence to be frightened of. Elvis’ hips seem silly now, but at the time they caused a near panic from parents.  For every generation of children that grows up under these evil influences, a new fear rises when they raise their own kids.

Movies exploit this concept extraordinarily well. What reason do you really have to fear a horror film? When I was young, I remember being frightened by seeing Freddy Krueger even on a TV commercial. In fact, I’ve never even seen any of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, probably because I was so terrified of the killer as a child. (more…)

The Bigger Picture: The Animal, the Internet, and “Darkon”

darkon1I’ve often written in this column about the state of film criticism and the Internet. It might seem strange that I, an online film columnist, feel I have the authority to judge something I take part in. It’s sort of like those internal government memos that we all question the validity of. Nevertheless, I usurp that power like the demagogue of Popdose.

In our everyday lives, we commonly adhere to societal rules and standards. People mostly treat each other with politeness and courtesy. We hold the door for strangers and wave after another driver lets us change lanes. Do we do this out of our own inner kindness or because we fear retribution for doing the wrong thing?

The Internet is an entirely different world. For many, it has become a separate reality. Often the rules of politeness disintegrate in this world and our truly animalistic side overcomes us. It is the ability to retain anonymity that gives people the strength to ignore the fear of reprisal.

My neighbor Mary has a young dog, named Ash. He’s a mix between a Yellow Labrador and a German Shepherd, and one of the most handsome dogs you’ll ever meet. When Mary leaves town, I often take care of Ash, mostly because I like dogs and enjoy being a helpful guy. (more…)

The Bigger Picture: In Defense of McG: Or, Why I’m Not a Movie Critic

terminator-salvation1When our esteemed editor and retired slow jam artist Jeff Giles first asked me to contribute to this site, he wanted me to contribute as a movie critic. I believe what he wanted was a “Chuck Klosterman of movies.” Certainly all of my friends would have thought me a perfect fit, but I told Jeff I’d rather do something a little different.

Popdose currently has two fine critics in Robert Cashill and Lance Berry. These are two gentlemen whose opinions I respect and enjoy. Many times, however, I find myself in serious disagreements with them.

I don’t consider myself a critic, though I have agreed to do the occasional DVD review here. Though I argue with my friends incessantly about film, to the point where they are often surprised when I actually like a movie, I don’t want people to think of me as a critic. Often my opinions stem more from feeling than actual critical thought, which may or may not be a good thing.

Say the name “McG” out loud. Sounds pretty stupid, doesn’t it? Now allow your natural reactions be displayed when I tell you he brought us Charlie’s Angels and Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle. Are you vomiting yet? Now that you know all that, check out this little movie he just made based on the cult, critical, and fan favorite Terminator movies. (more…)

The Bigger Picture: My Shameless Self-Promotion

frank1I’ve spent the last week trying to get a trailer ready for my film, Red Gold. That doesn’t even include the time I spent editing the footage or recording the music. The week has mostly been spent finalizing the sound, converting the trailer into a decent Quicktime movie, and attempting to get it online.

It hasn’t been easy. This experience serves as a reminder that, as much as I’d like to, I simply can’t do everything myself. I mentioned my friend Chris Bills in a previous column. Chris does post-production sound, and hears all the little things I can’t. I gave him a demo for some music I recorded at home, and he heard all the noise and fuzz like a canine hears a dog whistle.

This resulted in multiple trips to Chris’ house to work on layering and dialogue mixing. In the end, he did an amazing job a worth far more than the cup of coffee I bought for him. I can’t pay him, but hopefully this project will pay dividends for his resume.

Once the sound was finalized, I faced another hurdle: dealing with my awful web hosting company. I purchased two domain names to redirect to my existing website. Can you guess that it didn’t behave? (more…)

The Bigger Picture: Brought to You by Gillette

lipstick-pig-original1I was shaving this evening. I like to shave at night, because the last thing I want to do when my eyes are still half-closed is rake a piece of sharp metal near my jugular.

During this evening ritual, I contemplated the razor blade industry. For years now, it has continuously sold us on newer blade technologies. Generally, this means stacking more blades. I assume in 10 years, we’ll just stick our heads into giant pencil sharpeners.

In reality, we still only get a few decent shaves out of each razor before having to purchase a replacement, which of course costs more money with every “technological advance.” This means that the Gillettes and the Schicks are taking more of our money for a product whose advantages are debatable.

The film industry is, in many ways, run the same. Technological advancements have become the norm, as have increased ticket prices. In reality, what benefits do we gain from the newer technologies if they are not used to advance the spirit of cinema?

Werner Herzog speaks harshly of the “flashy tricks” of modern filmmakers. “This kind of filmmaking . . . gives you a phony impression that something interesting might be going on. But for me it is a clear sign that I am watching an empty film,” he says. (more…)

The Bigger Picture: The Film School of Life

6211-000471Someone asked me recently whether I had considered attending a film program. As he described it, you “go to school and when you graduate you are a director.” If only it worked that way.

I did go to school for photojournalism. I can vividly recall my first day, when the great photographer Paul Liebhardt opened Photo 101 with a question:

“Why do you need to attend photography school? Go out and buy a roll of film, instead of bankrupting your parents.”

These were strong words for a bunch of rookies to hear. I had made quite a leap, myself. I only had about a month of summer vacation after graduating from high school. I had decided that I was no longer interested in academia, and wanted to learn a creative skill. My grades were never bad; in fact, they were generally above average. I was simply frustrated from not applying the knowledge I had gained.

I didn’t quite know what I was getting myself into. To start with, I was significantly younger than most of my peers, and incredibly introverted. I had always harbored the fantasy of becoming a traveling National Geographic photographer. Obviously, attending a renowned photography school didn’t quite get me to that point. (more…)

The Bigger Picture: What’s the Frequency?

200441444-001Is there a key to creativity? Could there be some way of unlocking what is within the mind at any given time? The answer to this question has often eluded me. I cannot conclude that every other creative person in the world has the same experience as I, but there must be similarities.

Earlier this year, I experienced a sudden flood of creativity. What was most strange about this was how it seemed mostly confined to a specific period of the day, namely between 9:00 and 11:00 PM. What was most interesting about this period was that I could only write one thing, which was a short story series called The Adventures of Plectrum and Steve.

What is most intriguing about that particular situation is how important the stories became to me. I would generally use them as a means of expressing my frustrations and then solve them within the confines of a two-page story. Through these stories, I would giggle at the inanity of my problems and the simplicity with which I was able to overcome them.

I can reasonably conclude that this period was necessary for me. At this point, I was gainfully employed, working a full 40-hour week in an office. Yet, when I was informed that my position with the company had to be terminated due to economic woes, the creative well dried up. Since then, I haven’t written a story. This could be blamed on my sudden necessity to plan ahead, and to focus on financial issues. Yet the simple fact is that my creativity was an outlet for my dissatisfaction with the cushy situation I was in.

Lately, I have been trying to write a screenplay based around the Steve character from those short stories. I have a few ideas, but the project isn’t exactly flowing like the short stories ever did.

I once read that Michel Gondry wrote one of his films in about a month. To me, that is shockingly fast. I can’t really imagine writing a feature-length screenplay in that amount of time. Screenplays are difficult to write because they need to be so precise. I really have no idea how Gondry’s mind works, so it is hard for me to understand his ability to write so quickly.

Yet inspiration is often such a sudden, unexplainable beast. It is for this reason that I hold some belief in that which is unexplainable by science. Creativity often defies logic, and is an almost magical experience. Science could find a way of defining the parameters in which it exists, but then the very majesty of the creative spark would be extinguished.

It is for this reason that so many creative ideas are spawned by complete accidents. Often, great ideas need to be stumbled upon. In some situations, one stumbles upon a great idea before realizing just how practical it is.

I began writing a Western several years ago. It was a very convoluted story about a priest in the Pacific Northwest who commits a murder and impulsively runs into the forest, where he befriends a wandering Nez Perce. It’s not really a bad idea; so much as it is totally impractical for a small budget. Struggling to find a handle on the script, I decided to take a camping trip up the California Coast, and into Oregon. During the drive, I began to notice the dramatic landscape. I knew I wanted to write a Western, but the one I had struggled over simply wasn’t working.

My mind then wandered onto stories my father had told me about the small town in which he lives. These were recent stories that would have easily mistaken for tales from the old West. From there, everything fell into place. I wrote my first dialogue scene at the campfire that night, using a flashlight to see my words.

The problem is that Hollywood is a business, first and foremost. It doesn’t encourage the creative spark. Its only concern is for the next cash cow. I like to think of Hollywood today as being like the Catholic Church of the Renaissance. Many artists are employed, but very few Michelangelo’s are to be found. The Renaissance period is remembered as a great era for European art, but so many artists were beholden to the Church. In the end, we remember those who made a more lasting impact contribution.

Creative thoughts often reach the mind like radio signals. They are floating around, waiting for someone to tune into the right station. Sometimes you catch it, but lose the tune. Other times it gets stuck in your head all day, like the first song you wake up to. Some people have strong antennas, and others simply don’t tune into the right station. The key is to tune into the station with the weakest signal.