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Bootleg City: Endless Vacation
Fellow citizens of Bootleg City, I have something to confess — I am not a fellow citizen. I’m the mayor. I’m up here, and you’re down there. That’s why certain people (I don’t want
Read More »Sugar Water: Sex!
Now that I’ve got your attention, I’d like to remind you that in late September— Wow. You’re already not paying attention. You really do think about sex every seven seconds. I thought I was
Read More »Sugar Water: When Chickens and Pigs and Foxes Who Are Married to Tigers Attack
So, are you done with all your Thanksgiving leftovers? Already looking forward to that Christmas ham? Then listen up, all you attendees of Jesus’s annual baby shower, and take a page from your Hanukkah-celebrating
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