Comments on: The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: A New Jack Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-new-jack-mellowmas/ your daily dose of pop culture Sun, 12 Feb 2012 02:35:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: WHY DO YOU HATE ME, GOD? | MetaFilterhttp://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-new-jack-mellowmas/comment-page-1/#comment-9715 WHY DO YOU HATE ME, GOD? | MetaFilter Thu, 25 Dec 2008 06:55:53 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=9153#comment-9715 [...] River Christmas 6 Boltonmas! 7 Scatmas! 8 Tuxedomas 9 Fats? 10 The Singing Saw at Mellowmas Time 11 A New Jack Mellowmas 12 A Very New Kids Arseniomas 13 Hayo! Haya! 14 Sweet Little Andymas 15 Dollytoe 16 Into the Ear of [...] [...] River Christmas 6 Boltonmas! 7 Scatmas! 8 Tuxedomas 9 Fats? 10 The Singing Saw at Mellowmas Time 11 A New Jack Mellowmas 12 A Very New Kids Arseniomas 13 Hayo! Haya! 14 Sweet Little Andymas 15 Dollytoe 16 Into the Ear of [...]

]]> By: Old_Davyhttp://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-new-jack-mellowmas/comment-page-1/#comment-53903 Old_Davy Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:01:36 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=9153#comment-53903 Nah, that only happens when I play Soft Cell. Nah, that only happens when I play Soft Cell.

]]> By: RLBhttp://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-new-jack-mellowmas/comment-page-1/#comment-53907 RLB Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:47:01 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=9153#comment-53907 Day 11 also features a PBS special slobbering all over David Foster. Why must I watch??? blech Day 11 also features a PBS special slobbering all over David Foster. Why must I watch??? blech

]]> By: jefitohttp://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-new-jack-mellowmas/comment-page-1/#comment-53906 jefito Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:34:52 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=9153#comment-53906 This is exactly the sort of thing we hope to inspire each Mellowmas. Thanks, Rob -- you make it all worthwhile. This is exactly the sort of thing we hope to inspire each Mellowmas. Thanks, Rob — you make it all worthwhile.

]]> By: DwDunphyhttp://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-new-jack-mellowmas/comment-page-1/#comment-53905 DwDunphy Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:26:32 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=9153#comment-53905 Wow. And here I thought Christmas was about sitting uncomfortably in relatives' livings rooms just waiting for someone to blurt out something about Sara's abortion. Wow. And here I thought Christmas was about sitting uncomfortably in relatives' livings rooms just waiting for someone to blurt out something about Sara's abortion.

]]> By: EightE1http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-new-jack-mellowmas/comment-page-1/#comment-53904 EightE1 Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:35:03 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=9153#comment-53904 I'm curious what "everyone's favorite recipe" is for. Puddin'? Hash brownies? Or maybe it's that "Recipe" like the Baldwin sisters used to make on The Waltons, the stuff that used to make Grandpa howl at the moon up on ol' Waltons Mountain. Betcha Freddie Jackson would enjoy some of THAT recipe. Mmm yeah. Might even give Keith Sweat a call on his cell, and maybe they both dial Millie Jackson's digits, and the next thing you know, New Edition's in Mama's kitchen, slurpin' down big ol' glasses of everyone's favorite recipe, reminiscing about how good Heartbreak was, and maybe it's time they do another reunion tour, and before they can plan out the itinerary (over more glasses of everyone's favorite recipe), Bobby Brown quits the group again and Bell, Biv, and DeVoe decide they don't need Bobby or the other two anymore, and, over enormous jelly jars of everyone's favorite recipe, they decide that nobody liked their Hootie Mack album because nobody really HEARD their Hootie Mack album, and maybe it was time for a deluxe, double-disc reissue of their Hootie Mack album, and then Millie Jackson comes out to refill her pitcher of everyone's favorite recipe, and she accidentally recreates her Back to the Shit album cover, all over Mama's floor, and then the party breaks up, but not before Mama sends everybody off with a milk jug of everyone's favorite recipe, and somebody (maybe it's DeVoe) breaks into "Be Your Santa Claus," and they all leave Mama's kitchen, itchin' to get freaky on Christmas Eve, cuz they all got protection, now they want affection, and they're all lubed up on everyone's favorite recipe, and it's time for a little loviny-doviny, a little more glory to be thrown to the newborn king, a little more Recipe to swig down, and if they just happen to run into Bobby Brown, he's in for a big ol' Christmas ass-whuppin'.<br><br>God, I miss the Waltons.<br><br>Rob<br>EightE1 I'm curious what “everyone's favorite recipe” is for. Puddin'? Hash brownies? Or maybe it's that “Recipe” like the Baldwin sisters used to make on The Waltons, the stuff that used to make Grandpa howl at the moon up on ol' Waltons Mountain. Betcha Freddie Jackson would enjoy some of THAT recipe. Mmm yeah. Might even give Keith Sweat a call on his cell, and maybe they both dial Millie Jackson's digits, and the next thing you know, New Edition's in Mama's kitchen, slurpin' down big ol' glasses of everyone's favorite recipe, reminiscing about how good Heartbreak was, and maybe it's time they do another reunion tour, and before they can plan out the itinerary (over more glasses of everyone's favorite recipe), Bobby Brown quits the group again and Bell, Biv, and DeVoe decide they don't need Bobby or the other two anymore, and, over enormous jelly jars of everyone's favorite recipe, they decide that nobody liked their Hootie Mack album because nobody really HEARD their Hootie Mack album, and maybe it was time for a deluxe, double-disc reissue of their Hootie Mack album, and then Millie Jackson comes out to refill her pitcher of everyone's favorite recipe, and she accidentally recreates her Back to the Shit album cover, all over Mama's floor, and then the party breaks up, but not before Mama sends everybody off with a milk jug of everyone's favorite recipe, and somebody (maybe it's DeVoe) breaks into “Be Your Santa Claus,” and they all leave Mama's kitchen, itchin' to get freaky on Christmas Eve, cuz they all got protection, now they want affection, and they're all lubed up on everyone's favorite recipe, and it's time for a little loviny-doviny, a little more glory to be thrown to the newborn king, a little more Recipe to swig down, and if they just happen to run into Bobby Brown, he's in for a big ol' Christmas ass-whuppin'.

God, I miss the Waltons.

Rob
EightE1

]]> By: Old_Davyhttp://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-new-jack-mellowmas/comment-page-1/#comment-42047 Old_Davy Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:01:36 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=9153#comment-42047 Nah, that only happens when I play Soft Cell. Nah, that only happens when I play Soft Cell.

]]> By: RLBhttp://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-new-jack-mellowmas/comment-page-1/#comment-42050 RLB Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:47:01 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=9153#comment-42050 Day 11 also features a PBS special slobbering all over David Foster. Why must I watch??? blech Day 11 also features a PBS special slobbering all over David Foster. Why must I watch??? blech

]]> By: jefitohttp://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-new-jack-mellowmas/comment-page-1/#comment-42049 jefito Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:34:52 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=9153#comment-42049 This is exactly the sort of thing we hope to inspire each Mellowmas. Thanks, Rob -- you make it all worthwhile. This is exactly the sort of thing we hope to inspire each Mellowmas. Thanks, Rob — you make it all worthwhile.

]]> By: DwDunphyhttp://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-new-jack-mellowmas/comment-page-1/#comment-42048 DwDunphy Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:26:32 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=9153#comment-42048 Wow. And here I thought Christmas was about sitting uncomfortably in relatives' livings rooms just waiting for someone to blurt out something about Sara's abortion. Wow. And here I thought Christmas was about sitting uncomfortably in relatives' livings rooms just waiting for someone to blurt out something about Sara's abortion.

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