The First Day of Mellowmas: The Theme From Mellowmas

Welcome, one and all!  The day you’ve been dreading waiting for all year has finally arrived!  It’s time to begin The 25 Days of Mellowmas!

If you’re new to this time-honored tradition, or if you’ve just psychologically blocked it out of your head from last year (smart move), here’s how it works: every day, from now until Christmas, swing on by to listen to some of the lamest Christmas music ever released.  The two of us will gift you with a track per day (sometimes two, you lucky people!), along with brilliant commentary about the crap we’re presenting.  We invite you to listen along with us, and join us for further “analysis” in the comments section!  You can read past Mellowmas entries over at Jason’s site.

So this year, we thought: what can we do to make Mellowmas even better (worse) and brighter (darker) than the past two years?

How about a Mellowmas Theme?

And how about we ask one of our favorite Mellow Gold artists to get involved?

And how about if said Mellow Gold artist actually takes our stupid idea seriously and writes and records the most awesome Mellowmas song in the entire world?

Jeff had the fantastic idea of contacting none other than the brilliant Alan O’Day.  Remember Alan?  Alan is the man behind the #1 hit “Undercover Angel.”  He’s also the man behind “Angie Baby,” a hit for Helen Reddy, and “Rock and Roll Heaven,” made famous by the Righteous Brothers.  He also wrote the Muppet Babies theme, which is now in your head (but not for long, as you’ll soon see).  But perhaps the most important thing to happen in his career — and we’re sure he would agree — was when he became the subject of Adventures Through the Mines of Mellow Gold 17, where Jason wrote the following phrase:

Oh my God, this is the most horrible thing I’ve heard since Mellowmas.

Mr. O’Day stumbled upon the Mellow Gold post and actually found it amusing, which is not surprising when you check out his website and hear some of the songs he’s recorded.  In fact, he’s got a brand new album out, entitled I Hear Voices, which has it all — bluesy rock (”Rock and Roll Shoes”), inspirational pop ballads (”Guide Me”), and songs that are indicative of his finely-tuned (read: sick) sense of humor, like “Your Song Sucks.”  You can buy the CD here, or purchase it digitally here, and find out for yourself exactly what kind of great music what we’re talking about.  One thing is certain: the man doesn’t take himself too seriously.

Jason, with a certain amount of trepidation, contacted Alan via e-mail with the idea.  Alan, shocking the hell out of us all, responded nearly instantly with great interest.  A few phone calls and e-mails later, and Alan was off.  Lyrics, demo and finished track, all within a few days.  What a guy!  And this, everyone, is the story of why we didn’t call Benny Mardones.

Enough with all this talk.  You want to hear the Mellowmas Theme, don’t you?  It’s time.  Enjoy it, download it, share it with your friends.  But one thing is certain: it’s going to be in your head today.  And perhaps tomorrow.  You’ll be singing this chorus all season long.  Yes, by Christmas, you’ll be dreaming of the three of us driving off a cliff together, but you can’t deny that it’s one of the catchiest holiday tunes in recent years — and that it’s perfect for this terrible holiday we’ve invented.  Without further ado, the world premiere of:

Alan O’Day — Have a Very Mellowmas (Theme From Mellowmas) (download)

You love it, right?  You should.  Because it’s frickin’ awesome.

But that’s not all.

We weren’t content with just featuring this song for download.  As usual, we just have to push things one step further.  And so, thanks to Popdose writers Terje Fjelde and Ted Asregadoo, we present:

Happy Mellowmas, everybody!  See you tomorrow!

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  • elbandito
    This song is like a Christmas hand job for the both of you directly from Mr. O'Day...Merry Mellowmas!!!
  • I'm going to be writing a book with "Mellowmas, Mellowmas, have a merry Mellowmas" stuck in my head. Thanks, guys.
  • WHarrisBullzEye
    The bit that really sticks with you comes at about :51, with the words, "That's Mellllowmaaaaaaaaaas!" Genius.
  • mojo
    I am speechless. The video. The video!

    Alan O'Day, you are a friend of mine from here on. And, I might add, a good sport of a level to which I can only aspire--and will likely never achieve.

    I am buckled in and am looking forward to this blog event.
  • What a way to kick off Mellowmas! I'm officially in a holiday mood now...
  • "If you don't play, then you're not patriotic." YES!

    I was a huge fan of "Undercover Angel" as a kid. This seals the deal: Alan O'Day is awesome.
  • thekarlos
    Holy crap that is awesome! Let the Mellowmas blogging begin!
  • Is "fluish" the only thing that rhymes w/ "Jewish?"

    Pure awesomeness.
  • Truish. Newish. Spewish - which is what I did when I first heard the song. It's cruelly brilliant and, yes, Mr. O'Day may well have created the ultimate earwhig song.
  • It's so wonderful, I could just cry.

    Big, salty tears.

    And... eye boogers, 'cause I just woke up. Yep, that's what they are. Big, salty eye boogers.
  • Bob
    That was freakin' awesome! And thanks to Mr. O'Day for being such a good sport. The rest of Mellowmas has a tough act to follow!
  • EightE1
    Three cheers for Alan O'Day. What a great sport. And what a cool video!

    Okay, I have Kenny Rogers' spray-on tan and I've turned down the lights, in case Keith Sweat shows up. I'm full of the Mellowmas spirit. Bring on the Fogelcrap!

    Rob
    EightE1
  • Since this is a mad stew cooked up by Jeff and Jason, I don't know if they put a moratorium on Fogelburp this year, out of respect for the deceased or somesuch... I do know that the next few days are primed to be gloriously excruciating though, so don't miss them.

    And you know, Mellowmas makes a great holiday gift for people you don't have much use for!
  • EightE1
    LOL. What a perfect holiday sentiment.

    I suppose I intend "Fogelcrap" to encompass many different brands o' Fogelesque Mellowmas cheer, both from our dear departed Danny (may his bad wimptacular self rest in peace) and from those considered his brethren (and sisteren). I, for one, am hopeful we get the Kenny Loggins' "Gettin' Some Nookie Christmas Morning" song. It's Fogelrific!

    Rob
    EightE1
  • There is something dreadfully unwholesome about "nookie" and "Loggins" being in the same sentence. It's like a TV Guide synopsis for some prison drama TV show.
  • Rob,

    Tell me more about this Loggins song. I'm intrigued.
  • EightE1
    Turn down the lights, getchoo some Courvoisier, and behold the chorus to "On Christmas Morning":

    "On Christmas morning
    You awaken with a smile
    You hold me in your arms
    We watch the snowflakes fly
    And then you love me
    And I realize how sweet a love can be
    And all the memories
    Coming back again this year
    On Christmas morning"

    Oh, the possibilities inherent to that line, "And then you love me"! Thank God he spares us the details. Cuz you know, "And then you take my boxers off with your teeth" probably would have gotten ol' K-Log a Parental Advisory sticker. On his Christmas album.

    Rob
    EightE1
  • trow125
    I eagerly clicked over to Popdose today hoping there would be some Mellowmas merriment, and this is even better than I could have hoped for!!! All three of you rule.
  • ozarkmatt
    Saying that is "frickin’ awesome" does not even come close. I still have Mellowmas songs from years past on my laptop and look forward to the joyful additions.
  • Sharon
    Mellowmas?! ♪I said, "What?!" She said, "Ooh, ooh wee"♪ I'm new to Mellowmas, but I already know I'm gonna love (regret) it! Nicely done Mr O'Day!
  • Oh my... this makes me so happy.

    Yay, Mellowmas!
  • This should absolutely be the first dance at Jason and Jeff's wedding.
  • Dear J&J & MMassers,

    I am touched by the wonderful responses to my Mellowmas Theme, and I can only humbly agree with you. Writing this song has made me realize my ability to effortlessly create true art. I am preparing my Grammy speech as we speak, thanking all the perceptive fans who appreciate the god-like quality of my musical genius. And will the many artists who now want to record cover versions of this masterpiece please send their monetary advances to:
    Whatacompleteasshole
    Los Angeles, CA.

    Thank you very much,
    Alan
  • LMS
    Unspeakably awsome!!!! Mr. O'Day rules.
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