Comments on: The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas! http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/ your daily dose of pop culture Sun, 12 Feb 2012 02:35:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: standing_damagedhttp://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/comment-page-1/#comment-51906 standing_damaged Sun, 07 Dec 2008 09:27:15 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=8952#comment-51906 25 Days of this?<br>You're cruel cruel men.....<br><br>Now I know where Bill O'Reilly got the deluded notion someone was at war with Christmas :P 25 Days of this?
You're cruel cruel men…..

Now I know where Bill O'Reilly got the deluded notion someone was at war with Christmas :P

]]> By: standing_damagedhttp://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/comment-page-1/#comment-41175 standing_damaged Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:27:15 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=8952#comment-41175 25 Days of this?<br>You're cruel cruel men.....<br><br>Now I know where Bill O'Reilly got the deluded notion someone was at war with Christmas :P 25 Days of this?
You're cruel cruel men…..

Now I know where Bill O'Reilly got the deluded notion someone was at war with Christmas :P

]]> By: standing_damagedhttp://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/comment-page-1/#comment-22873 standing_damaged Sun, 07 Dec 2008 03:27:15 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=8952#comment-22873 25 Days of this?<br>You're cruel cruel men.....<br><br>Now I know where Bill O'Reilly got the deluded notion someone was at war with Christmas :P 25 Days of this?
You're cruel cruel men…..

Now I know where Bill O'Reilly got the deluded notion someone was at war with Christmas :P

]]> By: MatthewBolinhttp://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/comment-page-1/#comment-22872 MatthewBolin Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:58:36 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=8952#comment-22872 Dude is also the father of the child of former Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace:<br><br><a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/david-spade-welcomes-a-daughter" rel="nofollow">http://www.usmagazine.com/david-spade-welcomes-...</a><br><br><a href="http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/grace-spade.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/grace-spad...</a> Dude is also the father of the child of former Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace:

http://www.usmagazine.com/david-spade-welcomes-…

http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/grace-spad…

]]> By: EightE1http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/comment-page-1/#comment-22868 EightE1 Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:34:24 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=8952#comment-22868 Oh I remember. Dear God, I remember. I'll probably have to call my therapist later if I don't stop shaking. Oh I remember. Dear God, I remember. I'll probably have to call my therapist later if I don't stop shaking.

]]> By: Michaelhttp://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/comment-page-1/#comment-22871 Michael Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:31:17 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=8952#comment-22871 Woman? Seriously... how does Spade pull these women? First Heather Locklear and now Nicollette Sheridan? Woman? Seriously… how does Spade pull these women? First Heather Locklear and now Nicollette Sheridan?

]]> By: jasonharehttp://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/comment-page-1/#comment-22870 jasonhare Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:25:58 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=8952#comment-22870 What is WRONG with that woman? What is WRONG with that woman?

]]> By: jasonharehttp://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/comment-page-1/#comment-22867 jasonhare Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:24:58 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=8952#comment-22867 I agree completely, Rob, although you should check out last year's Boltonmas post -- he does a bit of caterwauling in that one. But you are right -- it simply doesn't compare to the Bolton of yore. I agree completely, Rob, although you should check out last year's Boltonmas post — he does a bit of caterwauling in that one. But you are right — it simply doesn't compare to the Bolton of yore.

]]> By: MatthewBolinhttp://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/comment-page-1/#comment-22869 MatthewBolin Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:15:45 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=8952#comment-22869 I fear I must correct Jason on one point: Bolton and Nicolette broke off their engagement at the end of the summer. She is now dating....I shit you not.....David Spade:<br><br><a href="http://www.tvguide.com/News/Nicollette-Sheridan-David-1000142.aspx" rel="nofollow">http://www.tvguide.com/News/Nicollette-Sheridan...</a> I fear I must correct Jason on one point: Bolton and Nicolette broke off their engagement at the end of the summer. She is now dating….I shit you not…..David Spade:

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Nicollette-Sheridan…

]]> By: EightE1http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/comment-page-1/#comment-22866 EightE1 Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:17:34 +0000 http://popdose.com/?p=8952#comment-22866 I agree this could have been worse. Like Samson shorn of his strength-giving locks, Bolton sans mullet is somehow less Boltony. Like he's half the Bolton he used to be. Seriously, that thing probably weighed 20 or 30 pounds.<br><br>He tries to make up for it with the smug camera shot, the cooing intro, and the humming, but those caterwauling passages lack the power of the mulleted Bolton. Because honestly, when someone goes to the local Wal-Mart and exchanges their 15 hard-earned bucks for A Swingin' Christmas, they're putting their money down for those caterwauling passages. Lots of them. No Sinatra shit, no humming, no falsetto. One caterwaul after another. The strings? Inconsequential. Children's choir? Only if the kiddies are his offspring and they, too, inherited the caterwaul. To not receive that unbridled power in the all-powerful, mulletted fashion to which we were accustomed in the early 90s is something of a rip-off. <br><br>Shout on, Michael. Shout on.<br><br>Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go practice my "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallelujah's." <br><br>Rob<br>EightE1 I agree this could have been worse. Like Samson shorn of his strength-giving locks, Bolton sans mullet is somehow less Boltony. Like he's half the Bolton he used to be. Seriously, that thing probably weighed 20 or 30 pounds.

He tries to make up for it with the smug camera shot, the cooing intro, and the humming, but those caterwauling passages lack the power of the mulleted Bolton. Because honestly, when someone goes to the local Wal-Mart and exchanges their 15 hard-earned bucks for A Swingin' Christmas, they're putting their money down for those caterwauling passages. Lots of them. No Sinatra shit, no humming, no falsetto. One caterwaul after another. The strings? Inconsequential. Children's choir? Only if the kiddies are his offspring and they, too, inherited the caterwaul. To not receive that unbridled power in the all-powerful, mulletted fashion to which we were accustomed in the early 90s is something of a rip-off.

Shout on, Michael. Shout on.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go practice my “Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallelujah's.”

Rob
EightE1

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