Dw. Dunphy is a writer, artist, and musician. As a senior editor for Popdose he has contributed many articles (http://popdose.com/author/dw-dunphy/), which can be found in the site's archives. He also writes for New Jersey Stage, Musictap.net, Ultimate Classic Rock, and Diffuser FM. His music can be found at: http://dwdunphy.bandcamp.com/
It’s a space-time portal, not a snot locker.
Sylvan & Geret (circa 1999) wherein Sylvan Turtle learns there’s more to not picking your nose than manners.