The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: One Last Leprechaun Dance

Written by Mellowmas, Mellowmas 2015, Music

In which we cannot let Jason get away without one last “Last Christmas” massacre

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Jeff: Well, Jason, here we are. Mellowmas morn.

Jason: WE MADE IT! What a year it’s been!

Jeff: We’ve heard so much…music!

Jason: That’s not the word I’d use to describe it, but yes. Think of all the artists we’ve endured! Keeli and the bows on her naughty parts!

Jeff: shudder

Jason: The Pishing Birder! Those guys who were rendered horny by Christmas!

Jeff: I think you’ve made your point. There has been a lot of enduring. So much enduring.

Jason: It’s been rough. But the good news is that here we are, last day. It’s pretty much over.

Jeff: A decade of enduring, in fact! And here I am, about to let you get away.

Jason: I feel like everything we wanted to cover has been covered.

Wait, what? Get away from what? Mellowmas? We agreed, man. This is it for the 25 Days of Mellowmas. We can’t go back on that now.

Jeff: I know! Just one more day to go. Just one more day of enduring.

Jason: Just one more day. I can handle one more day.

Jeff: looks at Jason expectantly

Jason: I’m feeling pretty good about all we’ve accomplished — this season and all of the years prior.

Jeff: Sure, sure.

Jason: And while I don’t understand why you’re looking at me that way, I feel pretty confident that, in the words of one Matthew Wilder, there is nothing that will break-a my stride.

Jeff: You know what they say about confidence, Jason.

Jason: I don’t. What do they say about confidence?

Jeff: Pride, my dear old friend, it goeth before a fall.

Jason: Jeff. Seriously. I’ve heard Beulah this year. I’ve listened to Fred Figglehorn. Shelley Duvall. Pierre Perpall.

Jeff: This Mellowmas has gone by so fast, I think you may have forgotten that we’ve skipped over a very important part of our holiday tradition.

Jason: Drinking ourselves into oblivion on the night of the 25th?

Jeff: That will happen in due time. But first!

Jason: But first what?

Jeff: First I have something, and I need to give it to someone special. You’ll do.

Jason: Someone special…

That sounds familiar…

Jeff: deadbolts Mellowmas door

Jason: OH NO

YOU WOULDN’T.

Jeff: You know I would, fucker!

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Jeff: I’ve been waiting all Mellowmas for this. And now here we are.

Jason: You couldn’t possibly mean…

Jeff: You have one foot out the door, but first it is time for the Great “Last Christmas” Massacre of 2015!

Jason: I wish you could see my face right now. I am SEETHING with rage.

Jeff: leprechaun dance

Jason: My hands are shaking.

Jeff: I wonder what they’ll be doing in a few minutes! We have so much in store for us, Jason.

Jason: I just broke out into a cold sweat.

Jeff: Remember what we were saying before about enduring?

Jason: I don’t remember anything before you locked the door, you sadistic fuck.

Jeff: Once bitten and twice shy, Jason. This year, there is no saving you from tears.

Jason: shiver

I can’t. I won’t. I willn’t.

Jeff: The thing about “Last Christmas,” Jason, is that SO MANY PEOPLE cover it. And you love this song so much, you kind of want to hear all of them!

Jason: We’re not going to have this conversation again, are we? I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE WANT TO COVER IT AND I NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY SO MANY PEOPLE WANT TO COVER IT

IT IS JUST FINE THE WAY IT IS

Jeff: And yet they continue to seek improvement. I’ve sampled so many covers of “Last Christmas” this year, Jason.

Jason: I believe you. I believe you and I hate you.

Jeff: My favorite thing about “Last Christmas” covers is that most of them use the same canned backing track. Not all of them do, however! Some of them are very different. Very, very different.

Jason: I want my mommy.

Jeff: On a semi-related note, have you ever heard of DJ Scumbag? Asking for a friend.

Jason: One-half of that name is one I could easily use to describe you.

Jeff: You gave me your heart.

Jason: But the very next day, you took a piss on it.

Jeff: Which brings us to DJ Scumbag and his Hardcore X-Mas Remix of “Last Christmas”!
I can’t wait for you to hear this. You’re going to love it.

Jason: You don’t know me at all.

Jason: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jeff: So festive!

Jason: WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

Jeff: Happy holidays, Jason!

Jason: THIS IS NOT LAST CHRISTMAS

Jeff: Hold on, I’m taking Ecstasy.

Yay, vocals!

Jason: wait wait wait wait.

Jeff: DJ Scumbag is unique! There’s no one like DJ Scumbag.

Jason: So they just put George Michael on chipmunk mode?

Jeff: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

BREAKDOWN!

Jason: Also, that’s probably not the first time “George Michael” and “chipmunk mode” have been used in the same sentence.

Jeff: Are you wearing leather pants? I think you probably should be.

Jason: SERIOUSLY, Jeff. What the hell is going on. I am being slapped in the face right now by DJ Scumbag.

Jeff: It’s a whole new spin on “Last Christmas”! Are you not thrilled to be hearing this?

Jason: IT WON’T STOP. I can’t believe I’m actually longing to hear Chipmunk Wham! again.

Jeff: I’m a merciful Mellowmas friend. We can switch to something new. Have I mentioned that KC and the Sunshine Band covered “Last Christmas”?

Jason: They did?

Jeff: They did! And you totally want to hear it. Ready?

Jason: AUGH

Jeff: Ah, that’s more like it. Good ol’ talking intro.

Jason: Did KC just wish me a merry Christmas and say he loves me?

Jeff: He loves you, Jason!

Jason: I guess that bassline isn’t bad.

Jeff: Horns! What’s up, KC?

Jason: Well, at least he didn’t use Auto-Tune.

Jeff: I have to say, I find this version surprisingly square. KC seems like he might be out of breath, and that horn arrangement is dreadful.

Jason: I don’t think anybody would listen to this and think, “Oh, that’s KC and the Sunshine Band.” His “Happy Christmas” sounded like when my accountant says it to me.

Jeff: Of all the people we’ve heard cover this song, I think he might sound the least emotionally connected to the lyrics. All things being equal, I’d rather listen to “Give It Up” or “Please Don’t Go.”

Jason: “Please Don’t Go” features the worst vocal ever.

Jeff: Worse than this? I dispute your assertion.

Jason: I’m pretty sure he’s never actually heard the original “Last Christmas.”

Jeff: We can ask him later. In the meantime, I need a “Last Christmas” with more soul.

Jason: No you don’t. You actually don’t need that.

Jeff: Oh, hey, look!

Jason: I will not look.

Jeff: Soul Made covered “Last Christmas” on the holiday compilation 100% Black Christmas. This is perfect.

Jason: You don’t understand the meaning of the word “perfect.”

Jason: Um, that album cover.

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Jeff: It’s just about perfect.

Jason: Just saying.

Jeff: #pushface

Jason: Oh good, understated vocals.

Jeff: Now EVERYTHING smells like Drakkar.

So smooth, Jason.

Jason: The line is NOT “You saved me from tears.” If that were the case, you wouldn’t have to give your heart to someone special NEXT year. Jesus.

Oh, I see this features Lynn and Burney. I was wondering what they were up to.

Jeff: At least they didn’t sing “sannit.”

Emoting! So much emoting for Christmas. So many syllables.

Jason: You sannit from tears! You sannit!

Jeff: Give it to someone … speciaaalalalalaaaall

Hell yes.

Jason: This isn’t that bad. I wouldn’t listen to it again, but it’s not bad.

Jeff: No, you’re right, and I think I’m just about souled up for the moment. I think maybe now I’m in the mood for a very white “Last Christmas.”

Jason: …didn’t we just listen to KC and the Sunshine Band? How can it get whiter?

OH GOD I THINK I JUST SET YOU UP

Jeff: I’m so glad you asked!

Jason: I didn’t mean to ask! I swear!

Jeff: Jason, did you know the Osmonds covered “Last Christmas”? Because they totally did. Merry Christmas, Jason. Merry Christmas from the Osmonds.

Jason: Please tell Donny Osmond to go suck it.

Jeff: I doubt Donny was involved. I’m pretty sure these were downmarket Osmonds. Cousins and stuff. But regardless!

Jason: sigh

Jeff: They put in the time and effort to record a cover of “Last Christmas,” and now it is incumbent upon us to listen to said cover. Ready?

Jason: I hate you.

Jeff: Well, this definitely sounds like something the Osmonds would do.

Jason: Yes, absolutely.

Oh wow. The way they said “heart.”

Jeff: “Let’s all sing right on top of the beat together!”

This guy is pinching his nose when he sings, I know it. So much enunciation! Kevin Cronin would be proud.

Jason: Well, you were right: No Donny.

Jeff: This is “Last Christmas” if “Last Christmas” were a v-neck sweater.

Jason: Hang on, looking to see if I can get a list of Pledgers.

Jeff: Bop bop bop bop!

Jason: Oh my God, I have so much poop to quickly get into boxes and out to the post office.

Best comment on that page: “What a rip off!!! The cd on this site has 17 songs and the one on Amazon has 26 songs….what a waste of money!!!”

Jeff: I never thought I’d think anyone sounded less funky than Peter Noone, Jason. And yet here we are.

Speaking of funk, that gives me a thought.

Jason: Could you stop thinking, please?

Jeff: I think it’s time to bring it down a little. Pause for a moment of reflection.
I think Minuteman is just the artist to help us do that.

Jason: By “bring it down,” do you mean “turn it off”? Because if so, I’m totally 100% on board.

Whoman?

Jeff: Did you know Minuteman covered “Last Christmas,” Jason? Because he did.

Jason: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO MINUTEMAN IS, YOU SON OF A BITCH

Jeff: Not yet you don’t! BUT YOU WILL.

Jason: Ahhhhhhh!

Jeff: Ah, there’s that sensitivity I was looking for.

Jason: Creepymas!

Jeff: A palate cleanser.

Jason: Is this person trying to attract a pishing birder?

Jeff: I’m so glad this version is five minutes long. Do you hear the calliope in the background? That’s a special touch.

Jason:

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Jeff: I recommend listening with headphones. That’s the only way to really experience the way the vocals are mixed right up in your canal.

Jason: Why did someone…why would they…I can’t. I am out of words.

Jeff: You can’t say you’ve ever listened to a version of “Last Christmas” like this version of “Last Christmas.” What a Mellowmas gift!

Jason: I have never heard anything like this ever.

Jeff: You’re welcome.

Jason: Wait a second. What’s the name of Paul McCartney’s side project? The Fireman?

…is this Neil Young?

Jeff: IT MIGHT BE!

Jason: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

Jeff: This is the drama of “Last Christmas” expressed through bloops and screaming, Jason. This version just builds and builds until you almost can’t take it anymore, doesn’t it?

Jason: I too have the bloops after listening to this. You’re a dick, Neil Young.

The bloops are getting worse. I feel like I’m in a holiday version of “A Clockwork Orange.”

Oh it’s over thank God it’s over.

Jeff: Fortunately, there are still so many covers left.

Jason: ARE YOU KIDDING ME GILES

How many is that so far today? Like twelve?

Jeff: There’s a wide world of musical wonder out there, buddy! I don’t know, but I do know this: we haven’t listened to a punk version yet.

Jason: Jeff, my kids want me to come upstairs and open presents with them. They don’t care that you haven’t yet played me a punk version of “Last Christmas.” THEY DON’T CARE.

Jeff: That’s just because they don’t understand the might and majesty of Punk People, Jason. If they did, they might feel differently. Punk People recorded an album called Punk Christmas, and hey — just our luck! They included a cover of your favorite song.

Jason: One day, I’m going to have to explain to my children why Daddy wasn’t around on Christmas Day. And clearly today is not that day because I HAVE TO LISTEN TO PUNK PEOPLE.

Jeff: This day is the greatest day.

Jason: …I don’t think this is punk.

Jeff: Well, there’s a horse on the cover, so that must count for something.

Also, this guy sounds like he’s very purposefully sneering as he sings. That’s punk, right?

Jason: This version smells like hair gel.

Jeff: How many of the Punk People do you think are middle managers by day?

The Ramones would have been done by now.

Jason: Yeah, good point. Why would a punk version be anything over two minutes?

Jeff: I don’t know, but I’m kind of bored. I feel like we might be listening to the same 90-second recording on a loop.

Jason: Speaking of two minutes, I just passed the two minute mark and my wife told me she’s throwing my Christmas presents out on the lawn if I’m not upstairs in 60 seconds.

Jeff: But if you go now, you’ll miss 2015’s biggest BRAND NEW “Last Christmas”!

Jason: Can I just be okay with that?

Jeff: I can’t let you live with that kind of nagging guilt.

Jason: What a nice person you are.

Jeff: What kind of nagging guilt, you ask? The kind that goes with missing out on Carly Rae Jepsen’s cover of “Last Christmas.”

Jason: Ah HA! You’re not going to get me this time, Giles! I LOVE Carly Ray Jepsen.

Jeff: If you love her so much, I wish you’d spell her name right. Jeez.

Jason: I hate you. I don’t know if I’ve said that lately.

Jeff: Also, I love that you love Carly Rae Jepsen. This is what comes from working in an office with kids in their 20s. Five years from now, you can join Punk People!

Jason: You don’t like “I Really Like You”? If you don’t like “I Really Like You,” you have a problem.

Jeff: Sure! Great video, too. Carly Rae Jepsen is great. I have such high hopes for her cover of “Last Christmas.” Don’t you?

Jason: The best part about that video is how Justin Bieber doesn’t say anything in it.
And yes, actually, I do. I bet it’s going to be good. Maybe even great.

Sorry, “gRAEt.”

Jeff: Hey, a sax! Thank you, Carly Rae Jepsen’s producer! Thank you for the sax.

Jason: Hey, look at that? Something different. I’m on board so far.

Jeff: I think George Michael might approve of this.

Jason: I think George Michael approves of every single cover. It keeps him in marijuana money.

Jeff: ’80s synths! Pillowy soft vocals!

Jason: Guess what, fucker? I like this!

Jeff: Quiet, I’m dancing with myself.

Jason: Ewwww.

Jeff: Why isn’t this the version that’s five minutes long?

Jason: Ba ba ba da dup!

Jeff: I am 100 percent on board with this.

Jason: IT’S THE MELLOWMAS MIRACLE OF 2015

I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

Jeff: St. Carly Rae!

Jason: weeps with joy and relief

sorry, RAElief

Jeff: Oooh, what if she cut a duet with McD?

Jason: If that happened, I would lose my goddamn mind.

Jeff: Hey, what if McD covered “Last Christmas”? I feel like I should go look.

Jason: There’s no way that happened. Someone would have told me already.

Jeff: Damn! He hasn’t. It’ll have to wait for his fifth Christmas album.

Jason: Well, I’m feeling good about how THIS ended!

Jeff: You earned it, pal. You sannit and you earned it.

Jason: Just when I thought all hope was lost, Karlee Reigh Jepsun saved the day!

Jeff: Whooda thunk it?

Jason: My mind turned to mush somewhere around Day Two.

Jeff: Day Two, Year One!

Jason: Exactly!

Jeff: And now it’s all over. I’ve gotta say, I’m really going to miss this.

Jason: You know? Me too.

Jeff: So much work to so little end, and yet…

Jason: Maybe we can come back and do a few random days next year. Or maybe the year after that. Why rush?

Jeff: Or maybe we’ll just have our daughters take over five years from now. Hell, we’ve done our part.

Jason: But it’s funny. You mentioned Day Two, Year One. Do you remember the song we covered that day?

Jeff: Goodness, no.

Jason: Right. Who would expect you to remember? Or anybody to remember? Other than Jeffrey Thames?

Jeff: Certainly not me!

Jason: Fortunately, I have the solution. May I present to you The Mellowmas Database.

Year
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2015 12 25 The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: One Last Leprechaun Dance http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-one-last-leprechaun-dance/ DJ Scumbag KC and the Sunshine Band Soul Made The Osmonds Minuteman Punk People Carly Rae Jepsen Last Christmas Last Christmas Last Christmas Last Christmas Last Christmas Last Christmas Last Christmas
2015 12 24 The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Santa Cries on Mellowmas Eve http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-santa-cries-on-mellowmas-eve/ Romeo’s Fault feat. the Hope for Africa Children’s Choir Who Said Santa Doesn't Cry on Christmas Eve?
2015 12 23 The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Leathery Accordion http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-leathery-accordion/ Bob Dylan Hark the Herald Angels Sing
2015 12 22 The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — The First Fogelmas http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-lost-mellowmas-the-first-fogelmas/ Dan Fogelberg Same Old Lang Syne
2015 12 21 The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Keepin’ Mike’s Chirst in Chirstmas http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-keepin-mikes-chirst-in-chirstmas/ Mike Foerster Chirstmas (At Our House)
2015 12 20 The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Tutoned http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-tutoned/ Tommy Tutone Santa Jenny 867-5309/Santa, I Got Your Number
2015 12 19 The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — FTS Speedwagon Vol. 1 http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-lost-mellowmas-fts-speedwagon-vol-1/ REO Speedwagon I Believe in Santa Claus
2015 12 18 The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — HeartBeaten http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-heartbeaten/ The Heartbeat Boys Tell Everybody It's Christmas
2015 12 17 The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: This Really Bows http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-this-really-bows/ Keeli Nothing But Bows
2015 12 16 The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — A Helicopter Holiday http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-a-helicopter-holiday/ Wing Santa Claus on a Helicopter
2015 12 15 The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Debbie’s Last Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-debbies-last-mellowmas/ Nancy LaPlante Debbie's Last Christmas
2015 12 14 The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Probably Not Ricky Martin http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-probably-not-ricky-martin/ Rick Martin At Christmas
2015 12 13 The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — Venturamas http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-lost-mellowmas-venturamas/ America Christmas in California
2015 12 12 The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Redrum http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-redrum/ Shelley Duvall A Very Merry Christmas Gotta Be a Christmas
2015 12 11 The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: The Singing Ashtray http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-the-singing-ashtray/ Beulah Santa Claus Kissed Me
2015 12 10 The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Makes Me Skeevy http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-makes-me-skeevy/ The Midwest Merry Makers Christmas Makes Me Horny
2015 12 9 The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Worst Kwanzaa Ever http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-worst-kwanzaa-ever/ Dr. Elmo The Night Before Kwanzaa
2015 12 8 The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — Sensitive Medeirosmas http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-lost-mellowmas-sensitive-medeirosmas/ Glenn Medeiros Merry Christmas Darling
2015 12 7 The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Crazy Train http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-crazy-train/ Dale Hansen Christmas Train
2015 12 6 The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Wonderful Christmas Hell http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-wonderful-christmas-hell/ Paul McCartney, Py Korry And Friends Wonderful Christmas Hell
2015 12 5 The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — Ceteramas http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-lost-mellowmas-ceteramas/ Peter Cetera Jingle Bells
2015 12 4 The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Rappin’ About Reindeer http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-rappin-about-reindeer/ Brother Dave's Thunder Redemption The Reindeer Rap
2015 12 3 The Third Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Vergissmeinnicht!!! http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-vergissmeinnicht/ Eisbrecher Vergissmeinnicht
2015 12 2 The Second Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — Chalupamas http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-lost-mellowmas-chalupamas/ Christopher Cross The Best Christmas
2015 12 1 The First Day of Mellowmas: Gone Pishin’ http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-gone-pishin/ The Pishing Birder Jingle Bells
2014 12 25 The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Rhymes With Falafel http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-rhymes-with-falafel/ Firefall Christmas in Love
2014 12 24 The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Great “Last Christmas” Bonanza of 2014 http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-the-great-last-christmas-bonanza-of-2014/ Michael Bubble Jana The Rock Heroes The Munros Carole King Last Christmas Last Christmas Last Christmas Last Christmas
2014 12 23 The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Wilfredo and the Mellowmas Miracle http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-wilfredo-and-the-mellowmas-miracle/ Wilfredo & the Great Carmella Peace All Over the World
2014 12 22 The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: VEIHNACHTEN! http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-veihnachten/ Fredlostok Veihnachten
2014 12 21 The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Oh, Roland! http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-oh-roland/ Roland Trevino Christian Christmas Song
2014 12 20 The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: The Christmas Tree! http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-the-christmas-tree/ Kevin Pelletier The Christmas Tree!
2014 12 19 The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Hot Ghetto Mess http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-hot-ghetto-mess/ Ra’Sean Blyden Merry Christmas to Everyone Away in a Manger
2014 12 18 The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: It Takes a Village http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-it-takes-a-village/ Victor Willis Save the People (Save the World) Christmas Mix
2014 12 17 The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: Sheer Misery http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-sheer-misery/ Michael Sheahan How's Santa Gonna Find Them
2014 12 16 The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Shopping for Jason’s Wife, Part Three http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-shopping-for-jasons-wife-part-three/ Champagne Honeybee Kimchi for Christmas
2014 12 15 The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Xylophone, Flute, and Jackass http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-xylophone-flute-and-jackass/ Western Lows Red Pony Clock Silent Night Ho Ho Hos Before Hos
2014 12 14 The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Shopping for Jason’s Wife, Part Two http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-shopping-for-jasons-wife-part-two/ Gina Naomi Baez Puppy for Christmas
2014 12 13 The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Blame the Parents http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-blame-the-parents/ Cara Allen Up on the Housetop
2014 12 12 The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Shopping for Jason’s Wife, Part One http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-shopping-for-jasons-wife-part-one/ Robin and the Giant Sexy Christmas List
2014 12 11 The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Grit Kissers http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-grit-kissers/ The Mels Motel Gone for Christmas (blues)
2014 12 10 The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Pine Cone Crotch http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-pine-cone-crotch/ Wolfgang C. Gmoser An dem Tag
2014 12 9 The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Pepe Le Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-pepe-le-mellowmas/ Peter Kent Joybells
2014 12 8 The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Subterranean Mellowmas Blues http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-subterranean-mellowmas-blues/ James Wynbrandt Homeless This Christmas
2014 12 7 The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Bandana Hat ‘Neath the Mellowmas Tree http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-bandana-hat-neath-the-mellowmas-tree/ Judy Welden Waiting for You ‘Neath the Christmas Tree
2014 12 6 The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Up on the Roofietop http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-up-on-the-roofietop/ Idina Menzel & Michael Buble Baby, It's Cold Outside
2014 12 5 The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Der Weihnachtstanz http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-der-weihnachtstanz/ Holy Limit The Christmas Dance
2014 12 4 The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Carol of the Gimp Bells http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-carol-of-the-gimp-bells/ Mitchell Stone When It's Christmas
2014 12 3 The Third Day of Mellowmas: Inappropriate Apostrophe’s http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-inappropriate-apostrophes/ The Hunter's Christ in Christmas
2014 12 2 The Second Day of Mellowmas: Do You Hear My Safe Word? http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-do-you-hear-my-safe-word/ Jane Wiedlin What Do You Want for Xmas?
2014 12 1 The First Day of Mellowmas: Earth, Wind & Reacharound http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-earth-wind-reacharound/ Earth, Wind & Fire December
2013 12 25 The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Ain’t It Funky http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-aint-it-funky/ Various Artists The First Noel Deck the Halls
2013 12 24 The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Reason for the Season http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-the-reason-for-the-season/ Heather Henry Happy Birthday Jesus
2013 12 23 The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Taint Sweat for the Holidays http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-taint-sweat-for-the-holidays/ Kool and the Gang The Little Drummer Boy Winter Wonderland
2013 12 22 The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: The Money Shot http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-the-money-shot/ Crystal Money Jingle Bell Rock
2013 12 21 The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Ariana Stardeath Pudding Mix http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-ariana-stardeath-pudding-mix/ Ariana Grande Stardeath and the White Dwarves Last Christmas Last Christmas
2013 12 20 The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: Turn Around, Bright Eyes http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-turn-around-bright-eyes/ Bright Eyes Blue Christmas Silent Night
2013 12 19 The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Elf on the Shanelf http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-elf-on-the-shanelf/ Lee Shanel Christmas Island Prayer
2013 12 18 The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Birds of Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-birds-of-mellowmas/ Dorothy Finch The Birds of Christmas
2013 12 17 The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: Unrest for Melancholy Men http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-unrest-for-melancholy-men/ J.J. Hrubovcak Unrest For Melancholy Men (God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
2013 12 16 The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Boyleful, Not Triumphant http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-boyleful-not-triumphant/ Susan Boyle & Elvis Presley O Come, All Ye Faithful
2013 12 15 The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Jagodensky All Over http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-jagodensky-all-over/ Ed Chabot and Martin Jagodensky I’m Stringin’ My Christmas Lights
2013 12 14 The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Consoulted http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-consoulted/ The Consoultant Black Friday
2013 12 13 The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Beware of False Kermits http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-beware-of-false-kermits/ Raw Thrills One More Sleep Til Christmas feat. Kermit The Frog Merry Christmas 2011
2013 12 12 The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Baby-Makin’ Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-baby-makin-mellowmas/ Alexander O'Neal My Gift to You
2013 12 11 The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Nuttin’ for Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-nuttin-for-mellowmas/ Gretchen Wilson Nuttin' for Christmas
2013 12 10 The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: The Mellowmas Birds http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-mellowmas-birds/ Dorothy Finch The Holiday Birds
2013 12 9 The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Edge of a Broken Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-edge-of-a-broken-mellowmas/ Elizabeth Chan Vixen
2013 12 8 The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Quack Is Whack http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-quack-is-whack/ Duck Dynasty Hairy Christmas
2013 12 7 The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Ralf’d http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-ralfd/ Ralf Jingle Bell Rock
2013 12 6 The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Enemy Mathis http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-enemy-mathis/ Johnny Mathis and Billy Joel The Christmas Song
2013 12 5 The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: A Mellowmas Down Under http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-a-mellowmas-down-under/ Toehider Under the Mistletoe Carol of the Bells – Choral Carol of the Bells – Rock
2013 12 4 The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Blizzard http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-the-blizzard/ Judy Collins The Blizzard
2013 12 3 The Third Day of Mellowmas: Homeless Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-homeless-mellowmas/ Bad Action Homeless Christmas
2013 12 2 The Second Day of Mellowmas: O Holy Wintley! http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-o-holy-wintley/ Wintley Phipps O Holy Night!
2013 12 1 The First Day of Mellowmas: Holiday Bloops http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-holiday-bloops/ Zendaya Shake Santa Shake
2012 12 25 The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Sweet Baby Xenu and the Private Plane http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-sweet-baby-xenu-and-the-private-plane/ John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John Baby, It's Cold Outside Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree Silent Night Deck the Halls Auld Lang Syne/Christmas Time Is Here (Medley)
2012 12 24 The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Crystalcooljuicemas http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-crystalcooljuicemas/ Crystal Gayle and Jay Patten Rita Coolidge Juice Newton Special Kind of Christmas Circle of Light Shining Star
2012 12 23 The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Mexican Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-mexican-mellowmas/ T.G. Sheppard Christmas in Mexico
2012 12 22 The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Last Christmasade http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-last-christmasade/ Nadine featuring the Bala Brothers Last Christmas
2012 12 21 The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Shakatakcked http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-shakatakcked/ Shakatak Happy Christmas to Ya! Lonely on Christmas Day
2012 12 20 The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: I Saw Lady Saw Groping Santa Claus http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-i-saw-lady-saw-groping-santa-claus/ Platinum Collection Band Lady Saw O Come All Ye Faithful Richman for Christmas
2012 12 19 The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Return of the Push Face http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-return-of-the-push-face/ Sharon Cuneta Merry Christmas, Darling
2012 12 18 The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Time Without Dignity http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-time-without-dignity/ Michael Damian Christmas Time Without You
2012 12 17 The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: The Facts of Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-facts-of-mellowmas/ Carly Rae Jepsen Mittens
2012 12 16 [cancelled due to Sandy Hook school shooting; as Jeff said, "We took a couple of days off to observe a moment of silence. Yukking it up on the web didn't seem appropriate." N/A
2012 12 15 [cancelled due to Sandy Hook school shooting; as Jeff said, "We took a couple of days off to observe a moment of silence. Yukking it up on the web didn't seem appropriate." N/A
2012 12 14 The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Bubble and the Buble http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-bubble-and-the-buble/ Michael Bubble Michael Buble Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree Santa Baby
2012 12 13 The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Polyphonic Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-polyphonic-mellowmas/ The Polyphonic Spree White Christmas
2012 12 12 The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Mindless Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-mindless-mellowmas/ Mindless Behavior Christmas with My Girl
2012 12 11 The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: A Mellowmas Fiesta http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-mellowmas-fiesta/ Jon Secada Let It Snow
2012 12 10 The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Jingles All the Way http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-jingles-all-the-way/ Pierre Perpall Jingle Bells Blue Christmas
2012 12 9 The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Contemplating Horsticide http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-contemplating-horsticide/ Horst and Sharon Hartung Jingle Bell Rock Happy Christmas
2012 12 8 The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: The Mullet in the Del http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-the-mullet-in-the-del/ Del Way Shining in My Heart
2012 12 7 The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Ready for This Bo-Jelli http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-ready-for-this-bo-jelli/ Andrea Bocelli Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
2012 12 6 The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Dick’s What You’re Gettin’ for Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-dicks-what-youre-gettin-for-mellowmas/ Bobby Sherman Love’s What You’re Gettin’ for Christmas
2012 12 5 The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Again (Naturally) http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-again-naturally/ Gilbert O’Sullivan A Christmas Song
2012 12 4 The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Great Oak Ridge Massacre of 2012 http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-the-great-oak-ridge-massacre-of-2012/ The Oak Ridge Boys All I Want for Christmas Is You Mary Had a Little Lamb
2012 12 3 The Third Day of Mellowmas: The Kringle Tingle http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-the-kringle-tingle/ Lea Salonga Even Santa Fell in Love
2012 12 2 The Second Day of Mellowmas: White Rice and Broccoli http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-white-rice-and-broccoli/ Mary Rice Hopkins Unwrap the Gift Manger of My Heart
2012 12 1 The First Day of Mellowmas: Moozzarellamas! http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-moozzarellamas/ Miss Alexis Lee Santa Baby Dominick the Donkey
2011 12 25 The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: A Christmas Starr http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-the-christmas-starr/ The Heartbeat Boys (Note: track not embedded) Tell Everybody It's Christmas
2011 12 24 The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Dr. Elmo Gets Racist http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-dr-elmo-gets-racist/ Dr. Elmo The Night Before Kwanzaa
2011 12 23 The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Silent Night, Monkee Hole http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-davy-jones-regrets/ Davy Jones Silent Night
2011 12 22 The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Ah! Mellowmas! http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-eugene-levy-meets-disco-stu/ Donnie Iris and the Cruisers Angels We Have Heard on High O Come All Ye Faithful
2011 12 21 The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Moogmas http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-moogmas/ The Moog Machine O Holy Night The First Noel
2011 12 20 The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: Weiland vs. Corey Taylor http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-weiland-vs-corey-taylor/ Scott Weiland Corey Taylor Winter Wonderland I'll Be Home For Christmas X-M@$
2011 12 19 The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Jesus and the Shondells http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-jesus-and-the-shondells/ Tommy James I Love Christmas
2011 12 18 The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Vanessa Carlton Has Tinnitus http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-vanessa-carlton-has-tinnitus/ Vanessa Carlton Hear the Bells
2011 12 17 The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: Cabo Flippity Wabo Flops http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-cabo-flippity-wabo-flops/ Toby Keith & Sammy Hagar Santa’s Going South
2011 12 16 The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Adorkablemas http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-adorkablemas/ She & Him Little Saint Nick Christmas Wish
2011 12 15 The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: A Mellowmas Carole http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-a-mellowmas-carole/ Carole King Carole of the Bells Christmas Paradise
2011 12 14 The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Drummer Boy So Dope http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drummer-boy-so-dope/ Justin Bieber Drummer Boy (featuring Busta Rhymes)
2011 12 13 The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Wonderful Dollytoe Time http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-wonderful-dollytoe-time/ Chicago featuring Dolly Parton (Note: track not embedded) Wonderful Christmastime
2011 12 12 The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Only Mellowmas (Will Last Forever) http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-only-mellowmas-will-last-forever/ Prism Only Love (Will Last Forever) Joy to the World
2011 12 11 The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: !Buenas Noche de Náusea! http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-buenas-noche-de-nausea/ Menudo Noche de Paz
2011 12 10 The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Calling All Eunuchs http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-calling-all-eunuchs/ Jersey Boys Angels From the Realm of Glory Santa Medley
2011 12 9 The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: A Shot in the Arne Benoni http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-a-shot-in-the-arne-benoni/ Arne Benoni Ding-a-Ling the Christmas Bell
2011 12 8 The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas of ’69 http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-of-69/ Bryan Adams (Note: track not embedded) Reggae Christmas
2011 12 7 The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: The Singing Turtleneck http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-the-singing-turtleneck/ Anne Murray Away in a Manger
2011 12 6 The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Jingle Bell Slap http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-jingle-bell-slap/ Joe Christmas in New York Make Sure You're Home
2011 12 5 The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: O Come All Ye Migraines http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-o-come-all-ye-migraines/ Kids Rap’n the Christmas Hits O Come All Ye Faithful
2011 12 4 The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Inoperable Figglehorn Mandisa http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-inoperable-figglehorn-mandisa/ Mandisa Christmas Makes Me Cry (Feat. Matthew West)
2011 12 3 The Third Day of Mellowmas: Bill O’Reilly, Prison Soap, and L. Ron Hubbard http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-bill-oreilly-prison-soap-and-l-ron-hubbard/ 4Him The Season of Love
2011 12 2 The Second Day of Mellowmas: Mistle-No Squared http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-mistle-no-squared/ Barbra Streisand It Must Have Been the Mistletoe
2011 12 1 The First Day of Mellowmas: Beyond This Place, There Be Mellow http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-beyond-this-place-there-be-mellow/ Alan O'Day (Note: track not embedded) Have a Very Mellowmas (Theme from Mellowmas)
2010 12 25 The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Oh God, So Terribly Inappropriatemas http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-oh-god-so-terribly-inappropriatemas/ Fred Schneider and the Superions Santa Je T'aime
2010 12 24 The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Wingmas On a Helicopter http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-wingmas-on-a-helicopter/ Wing Santa Claus on a Helicopter
2010 12 23 The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Cuchi Cuchimas http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-cuchi-cuchimas/ Charo ¿(Mamacita) Donde Esta Santa Claus?
2010 12 22 The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Total Eclipse of the Nog http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-total-eclipse-of-the-nog/ Bonnie Tyler Merry Christmas
2010 12 21 The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Double Ex-Totomas http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-double-ex-totomas/ Bobby Kimball Joseph Williams Red Nosed Reindeer Christmas Eve
2010 12 20 The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: O’Jaysmas: The Sequel http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-o’jaysmas-the-sequel/ The O'Jays I’m What You Want This Christmas
2010 12 19 The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Kenny’s Beard Strikes Back http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-kennys-beard-strikes-back/ Kenny Rogers Mary, Did You Know?
2010 12 18 The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Mulletmas http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-mulletmas/ New Monkees What I Want (For Christmas)
2010 12 17 The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas EVƎ http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-evǝ/ Eve 6 Noel! Noel!
2010 12 16 The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Bluezmas Bop http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-bluezmas-bop/ Kidz Bop Blue Christmas
2010 12 15 The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Un-Wonderful Mellowmastime http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas/ Kelly Rowland Tom MacRae Wonderful Christmastime Wonderful Christmastime
2010 12 14 The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Androgymas http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-androgymas/ Annie Lennox God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
2010 12 13 The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Happy Melismas II You http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-happy-melismas-ii-you/ Mariah Carey Charlie Brown Christmas
2010 12 12 The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Why We Don’t Like Ted http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-why-we-dont-like-ted/ Amy Keys Let’s Keep That Christmas Feeling
2010 12 11 The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Wangmas (Chungmas?) http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-wangmas-chungmas/ Wang Chung Merry Christmas, Everyone
2010 12 10 The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Selloutmas http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-selloutmas/ Train Shake Up Christmas
2010 12 9 The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Creepymas http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-creepymas/ Jessica Simpson Merry Christmas Baby (feat. Willie Nelson)
2010 12 8 The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Francis Familymas http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-francis-familymas/ Genie Francis and Family Jingle Bells
2010 12 7 The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: The Last Christmas Massacre of 2010 http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-the-last-christmas-massacre-of-2010/ The Puppini Sisters John Holt The Cheetah Girls Celtic Thunder Last Christmas Last Christmas Last Christmas Last Christmas
2010 12 6 The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Last Gleemas http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-last-gleemas/ Glee Cast Last Christmas
2010 12 5 The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: BoyleFinnmas http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-boylefinnmas/ Susan Boyle Don't Dream It's Over
2010 12 4 The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Spektormas http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-spektormas/ Regina Spektor December
2010 12 3 The Third Day of Mellowmas: Figglemas http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-figglemas/ Fred Figglehorn Fred’s 12 Days of Christmas
2010 12 2 The Second Day of Mellowmas: Warm Lovin’ Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-warm-lovin’-mellowmas/ Wilson Phillips Warm Lovin’ Christmastime
2010 12 1 The First Day of Mellowmas: Fruitcayyyyke! http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-fruitcayyyyke/ The Superions Fruitcake
2009 12 25 The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: The Mayor of Bethle-Phlegm http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-the-mayor-of-bethle-phlegm/ Bob Dylan Hark the Herald Angels Sing
2009 12 24 The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: ‘Twas the Night Before Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-twas-the-night-before-mellowmas/ Rush Limbaugh David Coverdale Aretha Franklin Robin Gibb/Stevie Nicks ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas Silent Hellish Night
2009 12 23 The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: The Return of McD http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-the-return-of-mcd/ Michael McDonald with Scarlett McDonald I'll Be Home for Christmas
2009 12 22 The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: DeYoungmas http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-deyoungmas/ Dennis DeYoung When I Hear a Christmas Song
2009 12 21 The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Celebrate the Love! http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-celebrate-the-love/ Northern Light Orchestra Joy to the World Celebrate Christmas
2009 12 20 The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: Archuletamas (With an Inflamed Pempengco) http://popdose.com/archuletmas-with-an-inflamed-pempengco/ David Archuleta Melodies of Christmas
2009 12 19 The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Dollytoe’s Revenge http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-dollytoes-revenge/ Dolly Parton Comin’ Home for Christmas
2009 12 18 The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Air Supplymas Returns! http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-air-supplymas-returns/ Air Supply Feed the World
2009 12 17 The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: A Very Special Mellowmas 7 http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-a-very-special-mellowmas-7/ Leighton Meester Miley Cyrus Ashley Tisdale Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home) Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Last Christmas
2009 12 16 The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Gaga Mellowmas Failure http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-gaga-mellowmas-failure/ Lady Gaga Featuring Space Cowboy Christmas Tree
2009 12 15 The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Molemas http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-molemas/ Lemmy Run Rudolph Run [Explicit]
2009 12 14 The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: 867-5309 To the World http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-867-5309-to-the-world/ Tommy Tutone Santa Jenny 867-5309/Santa, I Got Your Number
2009 12 13 The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas with Babyface http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-with-babyface/ Babyface Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
2009 12 12 The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: O’Jaysmas http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-ojaysmas/ The O'Jays Christmas Time in the City
2009 12 11 The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Torimas http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-torimas/ Tori Amos Holly, Ivy and Rose
2009 12 10 The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: FTS Speedwagon http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-fts-speedwagon/ REO Speedwagon Deck the Halls Joy to the World
2009 12 9 The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Growlymas http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-growlymas/ Jerry Douglas Santa Claus is Coming to Town
2009 12 8 The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Pretentious Stingmas http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-pretentiousstingmas/ Sting Cold Song
2009 12 7 The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Tweenmas (Parts 1 and 2) http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-tweenmas-parts-1-and-2/ Hilary Duff Ali Lohan Santa Claus Lane Lohan Holiday
2009 12 6 The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Halfordmas http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-halfordmas/ Halford O Come All Ye Faithful Get Into the Spirit
2009 12 5 The Fifth Day of Mellowmas (Euro Mix) http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-euro-mix/ En Vogue Jingle Bells (Euro Mix)
2009 12 4 The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Something Warm for Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-something-warm-for-mellowmas/ Jeffrey Osborne Just a Little Snow
2009 12 3 The Third Day of Mellowmas: The Return of Diamondmas http://popdose.com/the-thir-day-of-mellowmas-the-return-of-diamondmas/ Neil Diamond The Chanukah Song
2009 12 2 The Second Day of Mellowmas: Bleating Gibbmas http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-bleatinggibbmas/ Robin Gibb Silent Night
2009 12 1 The First Day of Mellowmas: The Gates of Mell http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-the-gates-of-mell/ Alan O'Day Have a Very Mellowmas (Theme from Mellowmas)
2008 12 25 The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Wingmas! http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-wingmas/ Wing Terje Fjelde Santa Claus is Coming to Town Jingle Bells It Came Upon a Midnight Clear Love Theme From Mellowmas
2008 12 24 The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Eve http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-eve/ Smash Mouth Zat You, Santa Claus?
2008 12 23 The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Liberace and the Christmas Vest http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-liberace-and-the-christmas-vest/ Liberace Beauty of Holiness
2008 12 22 The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Double Duvall! http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-double-duvall/ Shelley Duvall A Very Merry Christmas Gotta Be a Christmas
2008 12 21 The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Sedakamas http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-sedakamas/ Neil Sedaka Love is Spreading All Over the World Razzle Dazzle Christmas
2008 12 20 The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: VERGISSMEINNICHT!! http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-vergissmeinnicht/ Eisbrecher Vergissmeinnicht
2008 12 19 The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Archiemas! http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-archiemas/ The Archies I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Archie's Christmas Party
2008 12 18 The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Unimaginable Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-unimaginable-mellowmas/ Kenny Loggins On Christmas Morning
2008 12 17 The Seventeeth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Goes South http://popdose.com/the-seventeeth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-goes-south/ Lynyrd Skynyrd 38 Special Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin' A Wild-Eyed Christmas Night
2008 12 16 The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Into the Ear of Mellowmas Madness http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-into-the-ear-of-mellowmas-madness/ David Foster White Christmas
2008 12 15 The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Dollytoe! http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-dollytoe/ Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton A Christmas to Remember
2008 12 14 The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Sweet Little Andymas http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-sweet-little-andymas/ Andy Williams Sweet Little Jesus Boy
2008 12 13 The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Hayo! Haya! http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-hayo-haya/ Peter, Paul & Mary Hayo, Haya
2008 12 12 The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: A Very New Kids Arseniomas http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-a-very-new-kids-arseniomas/ New Kids on the Block Funky, Funky, Xmas
2008 12 11 The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: A New Jack Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-new-jack-mellowmas/ Freddie Jackson Christmas Forever
2008 12 10 The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: The Singing Saw at Mellowmas Time http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-singing-saw-at-mellowmas-tim/ Julian Koster The First Noel Jingle Bells
2008 12 9 The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Fats? http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-fats/ Fats Domino Frosty the Snowman
2008 12 8 The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Tuxedomas http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-tuxedomas/ Lee Greenwood It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
2008 12 7 The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Scatmas! http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-scatmas/ Spyro Gyra The Christmas Song
2008 12 6 The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas! http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/ Michael Bolton Silent Night
2008 12 5 The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: A Little River Christmas http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-a-little-river-christmas/ Little River Band Mary's Christmas
2008 12 4 The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Sarajevomas…? http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-sarajevomas/ Judy Collins Song for Sarajevo
2008 12 3 The Third Day of Mellowmas: Jarreaumas! http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-jarreaumas/ Al Jarreau White Christmas
2008 12 2 The Second Day of Mellowmas: Manilowmas! http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-manilowmas/ Barry Manilow Because It’s Christmas (For All The Children) (Excerpt from Handel’s Messiah (“For Unto Us A Child Is Born…”))
2008 12 1 The First Day of Mellowmas: The Theme From Mellowmas http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-the-theme-from-mellowmas/ Alan O'Day Have a Very Mellowmas (Theme from Mellowmas)
2007 12 25 The Final Day of Mellowmas: Wonderful Christmas Hell http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/25/the-final-day-of-mellowmas-wonderful-christmas-hell/ Paul McCartney, Py Korry And Friends Wonderful Christmas Hell
2007 12 24 Mellowmas Eve: The Redemption Of The McD http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/24/mellowmas-eve-the-redemption-of-the-mcd/ Michael McDonald Christmas on the Bayou Through the Many Winters Deck the Halls/Jingle Bells
2007 12 23 The Twenty-Third Day Of Mellowmas: All Through The Dreck http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/23/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-all-through-the-dreck/ Olivia Newton-John featuring Michael McDonald All Through the NIght
2007 12 22 The Twenty-Second Day Of Mellowmas: A Very Keith Sweatmas http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/22/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-a-very-keith-sweatmas/ Keith Sweat Be Your Santa Claus
2007 12 21 The Twenty-First Day Of Mellowmas: O Christmas Bush http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/21/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-o-christmas-bush/ Kate Bush December Will Be Magic Again
2007 12 20 The Twentieth Day Of Mellowmas: Merry Crossmas! http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/20/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-merry-crossmas/ Christopher Cross A Dream of Peace at Christmastime Do You Hear What I Hear
2007 12 19 The Ninteenth Day Of Mellowmas: I’ll Be Home For Boonemas http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/19/the-ninteenth-day-of-mellowmas-ill-be-home-for-boonemas/ Debby Boone I'll Be Home for Christmas
2007 12 18 The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Diamondmas! http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/18/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-diamondmas/ Neil Diamond Happy Xmas (War is Over)
2007 12 17 The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: Felixmas! http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/17/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-felixmas/ Felix Cavaliere Christmas In Your Arms
2007 12 16 The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Dion, Foster, Crosby, Welk and The Brown Note http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/16/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-dion-foster-crosby-welk-and-the-brown-note/ Celine Dion The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)
2007 12 15 The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Spray-On Tans And Colossal Jugs http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/15/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-spray-on-tans-and-colossal-jugs/ Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton I Believe in Santa Claus
2007 12 14 The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Jingle Blues http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/14/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-jingle-blues/ James Taylor Jingle Bells
2007 12 13 The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Drunkymas! http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/ John Denver Please, Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas
2007 12 12 The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Hall & Oates vs. The Band http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/12/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-hall-oates-christmas-must-be-tonight/ Daryl Hall & John Oates Christmas Must Be Tonight
2007 12 11 The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas! http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/11/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/ Michael Bolton Joy to the World
2007 12 10 The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Eye Of The Santa http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/10/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-eye-of-the-santa/ Survivor Christmas is Here
2007 12 9 The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Discomas http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/09/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-discomas/ Mirror Image The Twelve Days of Christmas
2007 12 8 The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Happy Fogelmas! http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/08/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-happy-fogelmas/ Dan Fogelberg At Christmas Time
2007 12 7 The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Carrack Carols! http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/07/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-carrack-carols/ Paul Carrack Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
2007 12 6 The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Mistletoe, Wine & Bad Teeth http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/06/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-mistletoe-wine-bad-teeth/ Cliff Richard Misteltoe and Wine
2007 12 5 The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Return To Kokomo http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/05/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-return-to-kokomo/ Mike Love Santa's Goin' to Kokomo
2007 12 4 The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Not Bill Bellamy http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/ The Bellamy Brothers Having a Tropical Christmas
2007 12 3 The Third Day of Mellowmas: C&T Twofer! http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/03/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-ct-twofer/ Captain & Tennille I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas Here Comes Santa Claus
2007 12 2 The Second Day of Mellowmas: Golleee, Santa! http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/02/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-golleee-santa/ Jim Nabors O Holy Night
2007 12 1 The First Day of Mellowmas: Pendergrass! http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/01/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-pendergrass/ Teddy Pendergrass Happy Kwanzaa
2006 12 12 The Twelfth (And Final) Day Of Mellowmas! http://jasonhare.com/2006/12/22/the-twelfth-and-final-day-of-mellowmas/ Starland Vocal Band (The Entire Album)
2006 12 11 Lost! Lost! REO Speedwagon I Believe in Santa Claus
2006 12 10 The Tenth Day Of Mellowmas: Croach! http://jasonhare.com/2006/12/20/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-croach/ Jim Croce It Doesn't Have to Be That Way
2006 12 9 Lost! Lost! America Christmas in California
2006 12 8 The Eighth Day Of Mellowmas: The Goldest Day http://jasonhare.com/2006/12/18/the-eight-day-of-mellowmas-the-goldest-day/ Andrew Gold On Christmas Eve
2006 12 7 Lost! Lost! Dan Fogelberg Same Old Lang Syne
2006 12 6 The Sixth Day Of Mellowmas: A Horse With No… http://jasonhare.com/2006/12/16/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-a-horse-with-no/ America Winter Wonderland
2006 12 5 Lost! Lost! Glenn Medeiros Merry Christmas Darling
2006 12 4 The Fourth Day Of Mellowmas: BISH! http://jasonhare.com/2006/12/14/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-bish/ Stephen Bishop Jingle Bell Rock
2006 12 3 Lost! Lost! Peter Cetera Jingle Bells
2006 12 2 The Second Day of Mellowmas: Air Supply, “Love Is All” http://jasonhare.com/2006/12/12/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-air-supply-love-is-all/ Air Supply Love is All
2006 12 1 Lost! Lost! Christopher Cross The Best Christmas

Jeff: jaw drops

Jason: A complete spreadsheet of every song we’ve ever covered by every artist for every single day of Mellowmas since 2006.

Jeff: Good God. If only you’d shown me this five, six, seven years ago.

Jason: What then?

Jeff: I would have heeded your constant cries to end this damn thing!

Jason: If I had known that’s all it would have taken, I wouldn’t have waited until this summer to work on it!

Jeff: I feel like one of those cavemen looking at the monolith in 2001, except it’s a spreadsheet instead of alien life, and the spreadsheet contains monolithic proof of my foolishness.

I feel sick. I need to lie down.

Jason: This is the part where you go to sleep and wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette, right?

Jeff: Please hit me in the head with a golf ball.

Jason: Or is this the part where I look in the Mellowmas snow globe and realize the whole holiday was all in the mind of some really sick person?

Jeff: YOU, IT WAS YOU

Jason: A sincere thank you to everyone who stuck around all these years. And a hearty pat on the back to all of you who wisely ditched us somewhere around 2009.

Jeff: And to Alan O’Day! And Terje Fjelde!

And the community of commenters who’ve come back to join in our “fun,” year after year.

And Jeffrey Thames, who is a son of a bitch, but he’s OUR son of a bitch.

Jason: We promise to come visit you again in the not-too-distant future.

Jeff: And you, you weaselly, beautiful fucker, for dreaming up this madness in the first place.

Jason: I would have never wanted to do it without you!

Jeff: Likewise, buddy. Ready to turn out the lights and figure out what happens next?

Jason: You got it. Come join me in my favorite mode of transportation. I’ll give you a hint: it’s not a traditional sleigh cart.

Jeff: JEFF AND JASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Jason: ON A HELICOPTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Jeff: Happy Mellowmas to all, and to all a good night!

Jason: belches