It is Thanksgiving weekend. The onslaught of the holiday music season has either just begun or you’ve been subjected to it for at least a week now. You went to the local Walgreens for your allotment of Rogaine, Milk of Magnesia, and Toblerone and there it was, playing over the speakers…the Hanson version of “Merry Christmas Baby (Please Come Home).”
In that moment you knew there was — in fact — a god, and he hates you.
But we love you around these parts, so please enjoy this selection of non-holiday tunes to wash off the brain ick you’ve collected. That only makes the Rogaine less effective.