Top 5 Miraculous Shots in Non-Basketball Movies

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Basketball owes its success as a spectator sport to the fact that a miraculous shot at the end of the game can change everything in a single instant. It’s a sense of drama that few sports can duplicate. It’s a safe bet that any basketball movie will feature a miracle shot at its climax, a desperation heave that is still in the air while the game clock crosses the threshold to absolute zero. But miraculous shots aren’t just limited to films like Hoosiers and Space Jam. In honor of the Redeem Team’s inevitable march to a gold medal, here are the top five miraculous shots in movies that aren’t primarily about basketball.


5. American History X
“Honey, it’s game point”

Director Tony Kaye does an impressive job of making the Neo-Nazis look sympathetic in this basketball game. Down 8-6 in a game to 11, skinhead Derek (Ed Norton) takes on a calculated challenge and proposes a simple bet: blacks against whites, and whichever race wins the game obtains the exclusive rights to the Venice Beach basketball courts. While he’s no Isiah Thomas, Derek’s basketball skills are plausible for a pickup game with the exception of his finishing dunk, a reverse jam that would be a miracle for the 6’0” Norton to perform in real life.


4. Teen Wolf
“Shoot it, fat boy!”

Oh, sure, you’re saying. The asshole skinny writer thinks it’s amazing that a fat kid can successfully do anything remotely athletic. But weight has nothing to do with it – it’s a question of coordination. It was a spectacular that the Beavers managed to come back from 20 points down against Mick McAllister and the Dragons after Scott Howard convinced the team they could win without Teen Wolf. And it was amazing that Scott managed to drain his final free throws with Mick standing illegally under the basket, his menacing glare enhanced by an amount of mascara that is as much of an eighties timestamp as the “MCMLXXXV” printed on the film stock. But the true miracle was that Chubby (yes, that’s how his character is listed in imdb – a role that actor Mark Holton reprised in Teen Wolf Too) managed to drain both a simple “jump” shot and a hook shot. Hell, it’s a miracle that the ball even stayed inside the gym after Chubby hurled it up. Have a look at the end of the clip as he takes down a defensive rebound – he shows about as much grace and dexterity as an offensive lineman trying to pick up a bowling ball that just fell into a puddle of axle grease.


3. Cocoon: The Return
“Bernie, break!”

The character Bernie, played by celebrated actor Jack Gilford, held out on joining the Anterean Glowing Disembodied Beings, since they refused to include a wife-resurrection clause in their original contract offer. In the second film, when his original crew was challenged by a group of snot-nosed punks who refused to get off their lawn basketball court, he patiently watches the game from the center of the court until needed, when he casually drains an underhand shot to put the game away.


2. One Crazy Summer
“Desperation move…”

Cartoonist “Hoops” McCann (John Cusack) has spent the entire movie displaying his ineptitude at directing objects through hoops and has consistently shown his fear of all things that float. But after Cassandra (Demi Moore) gives him the right kind of experience on a boat, Hoops is suffused with a new kind of confidence, and throws up a clutch basket, from twenty feet below a four-inch hoop to get his team back into the regatta. The director of this film, “Savage” Steve Holland, showed extraordinary clairvoyance by casting a young Jeremy Piven as an insufferable douchebag who spends most of his screen time with the sleeves of a sweater knotted around his neck. My family once had a French exchange student stay with us who did the exact same thing. God, I fucking hated that fuck. Suck on this (points to junk), Benoit.


1. Alien Resurrection
“Believe it or not.”

What makes this shot truly extraordinary, and an easy pick for the number one slot is that Sigourney Weaver actually managed to make this shot in real life. After tussling with a crew of mercenary space pirates and tossing a loogie of acidic blood onto the floor of the gym, Ripley tosses up a blind shot from three-point range while walking away from the basket. And, to the amazement of every member of the cast and crew, including herself (and particularly Ron Perlman, who almost ruined the take by breaking character), her shot falls perfectly through the hoop. It’s an unbelievable basket, one that few players short of Larry Bird himself could have duplicated.

UPDATE: Dave Medsker is right about Escape from LA belonging on this list.  I’ve added Snake Plissken’s one-handed, full-court shot that preserves his own life and wins him the love of the crowd in a post-apocalyptic LA below. If I’d thought of it beforehand, I’d probably have ranked it number 2.


Honorable Mention: Escape from LA
“This town loves a winner…”



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  • http://www.bullz-eye.com DavidMedsker

    What, no love for Snake Plissken's full-court shot in “Escape from L.A.”?

    All kidding aside, this is a fun, varied list. I still think Snake should have been on it, though. :)

  • http://www.popdose.com jefito

    You know, if I wasn't reading this with my own eyes, I don't think I'd ever have believed that anyone actually watched “Escape from L.A.” Up 'til now, I'd always believed it was a hoax, like Bigfoot.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Oh, I paid $3.00 to rent it on DVD at Blockbuster and, let me tell you, it is TOTALLY a hoax.

  • http://www.bullz-eye.com DavidMedsker

    Brew & View at the Vic in Chicago. Even the bad movies are still fun.

  • http://www.popdose.com Zack

    If you can believe it, I actually saw that movie shortly after it opened. But the only thing I remember about it was Bruce Campbell's cameo and the tsunami surfing scene. Had I remembered Snake's shot, there would have been plenty of love for it.

  • http://www.popdose.com Ted

    Just watched Aliens the other night, and totally forgot Alien Resurrection existed. So even though I've seen the movie, I really don't remember this scene or anything else about the film. And now I want to see it again. Damn you, Zack!

  • http://www.bullz-eye.com DavidMedsker

    We got the greatest quote ever from Joss Whedon on his “Alien Resurrection” script. Check this out.

    “You know, it wasn’t a question of doing everything differently, although they changed the ending, it was mostly a matter of doing everything wrong. They said the lines…mostly…but they said them all wrong. And they cast it wrong. And they designed it wrong. And they scored it wrong. They did everything wrong that they could possibly do. There’s actually a fascinating lesson in filmmaking, because everything that they did reflects back to the script or looks like something from the script, and people assume that, if I hated it, then they’d changed the script…but it wasn’t so much that they’d changed the script; it’s that they just executed it in such a ghastly fashion as to render it almost unwatchable. (Pauses) Good times.”

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    I think that this is a classic case of clashing cultures (choo, choo, choo)…

    Jean-Pierre Jeunet, hot off the heels of The City Of Lost Children, goes into this very Hollywood kind of movie and desperately tries to insert his European-ness into it. That's where you get Ron Perlman's one-note cypher of a character, Brad Dourif's stupid “beautiful butterfly” business and the baby alien that, if I am recalling correctly, had a hint of the Michelin Man to it.

    Now, all of it may have been on the page, but when viewed from this vastly different frame of references the whole thing falls apart. Lessons learned though. I think Whedon has done his best work after Resurrection and, certainly, Jeunet's Amelie is a high-water mark.

  • WHarrisBullzEye

    I'll have you know that I paid full price to see it in the theater. Yes, it's true: I am a man, a myth, and a legend all rolled into one.

  • WHarrisBullzEye

    I am proud to say that I am the one who got that quote. Good times, indeed…

  • http://mulberrypanda96.blogspot.com rwcass

    Saw it in the theater for free, Jeff! I was reviewing movies for my college radio station at the time. But I liked everything I saw, including “Escape from L.A.,” probably because I didn't have to pay. Thus ended my life as a movie critic.

    But Snake Plissken isn't a very interesting character. I like Kurt Russell, but I don't like seeing him do a dull Clint Eastwood impression while wearing tight pants.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Okay, but are you a Viking?

  • WHarrisBullzEye

    Only when it comes to sleep.

  • http://www.popdose.com Zack

    That movie actually scared the bejesus out of me. I was really, really, really high when I saw it, though. If I were to watch it now, I'd probably just laugh at it.

  • http://www.popdose.com Ted

    Thanks for reminding me about how dumb this film is. Now my desire to re-watch it is completely gone. The deal breaker: “Beautiful butterfly.”

  • Dan

    Re One Crazy Summer: I don't know if “Savage” Steve Holland showed extraordinary clairvoyance by casting a young Jeremy Piven. John Cusack was a friend of Piven's since high school and he and his sister attended Piven's parent's acting school.

  • http://www.popdose.com Zack

    I meant clairvoyance in that he cast him in the part of an asshole:

    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/jeremy_piven_

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  • Sayword

    snake should be on that list from Escape from LA – I jsut found out that Kurt Russell made ALL those shots even the half court one