I’ve never really been a big Transformers fan, even back in my childhood. I’ve never understood the cultural fascination with them, or how said fascination has lasted so long. They’re robots who turn into cars…wow. And when that hideous live action abortion by MichaelÂ Bay stomped its way into movie theaters back in ’07, based on its stupefying success, I figured maybe I was the one taking crazy pills. And so it was with some trepidation that IÂ chose to review the Transformers Animated Season 2 DVD, which compiles all the episodes which recently aired on Cartoon Network.
I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised.
Not so much that now I’m going to buy stock in Hasbro, theÂ company which produces the toy line which incestuously pairs itself in a 69 position with this series. But I have to say that for a kids’ show that pretty much does nothing but have giant robots fighting each other andÂ doing a lot of property damage, it’s really a quaint bit of fun.
The absolutely best thing that Hasbro did when they reinvented this series (the origins of these characters and their arcÂ are significantly different from the show which ran from 1984-1987) is that they detached it almost completely from Michael Bay’s film–the only true connection being that the heroic Autobots and their nemeses, the Decepticons, are both searching for fragments of the Allspark, the mysterious power source which gave life to all inhabitants of their distant home world, Cybertron.
While on Earth, the Autobots–leader Optimus Prime, Ratchet the medi-bot, Bumblebee the speedy rookie, Prowl the ninja-bot and Bulkhead the construction-bot–befriend young Sari Sumdac,Â precocious daughter of genius inventor Isaac Sumdac, and work to protect theÂ planet from the machinations of the Decepticons and other evil forces.
The second season comes with 13 episodes (in standard format rather than letterbox)Â divided onto two discs. The disc episode listings are as follows:
The EliteÂ Guard
The Return of the Headmaster
Garbage In, Garbage Out
Rise of the Constructicons
A Fistful of Energon
S.U.V. – Society of Ultimate Villainy
Sari, No One’s Home
A Bridge Too Close, Part One
A Bridge Too Close, Part Two
The first disc also contains a photo gallery of various Transformers, along with key info on each one. There are two animated shorts (each barely a minute long)Â which are very cute and meant purely for entertainment and have nothing to do with the regular story continuity.Â Also on disc one, the episodes Mission Accomplished and Garbage In, GarbageÂ Out come with audio commentary by Matt Youngberg (Supervising Director), Eric Siebenaler (Lead Product Designer for HasbroÂ Toys), Derrick Wyatt (Art Director) and Marty Isenberg (Story Editor/Head Writer).
I found it odd that a disc primarily intended for younger children (Transformers Animated has plenty of smash-’em-up, but it’s primarily a bloodless–or in this case, oil-less–type) wouldÂ include a commentary, and in fact the dialogue consists mainly of theÂ creatorsÂ conversing among themselves about what they like or wanted to do within the Transformers universe and how to make the storyline tie in with the toy line and vice-versa. The only time the commentary is truly effectual is when they discuss the guest appearanceÂ of “Weird Al” Yankovic as Wreckgar, a type of Bizarro Transformer given accidental life byÂ an Allspark fragment, or the running gag of having the vengeful Starscream beingÂ deactivated over and over again each time he attempts to attackÂ his former boss Megatron.
I also have to wonder what exactly goes on inside theÂ brain of head writer Isenberg, as there are two distinctly subtle kid-toucher moments within Transformers Animated. In the episode The Elite Guard, when the primary peacekeepers of Cybertron arrive on Earth, one of the robots believes that humans are a bacterial contaminant that could infect their bio-organic bodies, and wants to set up a force shield to protect themselves. Another of the robots gets a glimpse of Sari–who’s noÂ more than 8 years old, mind you–and insists that he’d like toÂ ”get a closer look.” Ugh.
To make matters worse, on disc two, in the episode S.U.V. – Society of Ultimate Villainy, theÂ Autobots are facing off against a group of four human supervillains, one of whom is an adult called Nanosec, andÂ another called Professor Princess (a young child villainess). During the battle, theÂ villains are tossed off a roof and fall to the ground below, allÂ atop one another. Nanosec is theÂ first to fall, and Professor Princess fallsÂ butt-first onto his face. Now, I’m not the kind of guy who goes looking for odd shit in kids’ films, but obviously I was paying close attention to each episodeÂ in order to give a thorough review of the material. If you watch the sceneÂ in slo-mo (you’ll find the weirdest things in slo-mo…just askÂ fans of the smiling face between Claire Redfield’s legs inÂ Playstation’s Resident Evil: Nemesis), you’ll clearly see an upskirt shot of Professor Princess as she falls, followed by a look on her faceÂ as if she’s just discovered something unexpectedlyÂ interesting as she lands on Nanosec’s face. Ummm….
These…oddities…aside, Transformers Animated is actually an entertaining and highly creative series. Velocity has a very cool homage to the classic Speed Racer cartoon series, and when the racer is finally revealed in the two-part AÂ Bridge Too Close, the character speaks in that rapid fireÂ mannerism of Speed and his old allies. In order to not wear out theÂ story arc of the Decepticon war, the writers insert some very interesting characters–theÂ aforementionedÂ human supervillains–into the mix, and it’llÂ bring a smile to even the most jaded comic geek to watch them team up in S.U.V., as a type ofÂ ersatz Injustice Society. The A Bridge Too Close two-parter gives dramatic and moving closure to Megatron’s attempt to initiate a surprise attack on Cybertron, and the loss of a hero who perishes to bring an end to the Decepticon threat. Also in the final moments of part two, there was a startling revelation about Sari that even I didn’t see coming, so you can bet the little ones will have to pick their jaws up off the floor.
So all in all,Â the two-disc Transformers Animated Season Two is worth owningÂ as kid-friendly entertainment for the wee ones…just don’t let them watch it alone withÂ Creepy Uncle Chester.