Way Out Wednesday: Father Guido Sarducci, “Breakfast in Heaven”

Tony Redman April 28, 2010 3

Comedian Don Novello has been portraying the part of chain-smoking priest Father Guido Sarducci ever since he bought the outfit for the character in 1974. Probably best known from his appearances on Saturday Night Live later in the decade, he also recorded a couple of comedy albums. This one’s from 1986. It’s his second album, where he performs live for an audience at Notre Dame (the university, not the cathedral).

He starts by mentioning that his theme song used to be “Zippity Doo Dah,” until he had a run-in with the Disney Company. As this clip begins, he launches into a wonderful story about how the song used to be the National Anthem of the country of Doo Dah, which was named for St. Doo Dah. He then goes on to describe how Doo Dah achieved sainthood, as well as discussing his own education at Doo Dah U.

Doo Dah

This next bit is one of my favorite parts of the album. He shares his take on birthdays, in particular a fun idea about birthday candles that sounded so good to me that, if I had had kids of my own, I would have seriously considered doing.

Birthdays

Later he relates a story he wrote for “The Vatican Enquirer” about “The Missing Commandments.” Moses was upset with the Jews for worshiping cows, so he threw down the tablets God gave him. Moses then had to do his best to remember the commandments carved into the tablets. Here are a few of those sacred (but somewhat more lenient) laws that Moses forgot.

The Missing Commandments

The album title “Breakfast in Heaven” refers to an incident in a dream Father Sarducci had. He tells a vivid story that includes why he was handed a box of his belongings when he got there, his encounter with an angel, and the universal problem with breakfast.

Father Guido’s Dream

Finally, for no particular reason, Sarducci ends with an a cappella medley of Beatles songs.

Medley of Beatles Tunes

If you want to hear the rest of what I feel is one of the best (and woefully undiscovered) comedy albums in recent memory, you can find it here.

  • http://arensb.livejournal.com/ arensb

    I think this is the first Way Out Wednesday album that I actually own. So just for completeness, here are the track titles as they appear on the album (from my notes):

    Side 1

    Father Sarducci is welcomed to the University of Notre Dame and recalls the early years of the institution
    Doo Dah – History, Folklore and Myth
    The pros and cons of singing about beer on buses are examined
    How singing the short version of Happy Birthday can add six to seven minutes to your life, the candles on the cake and a look at Reagan's neck
    Central American Policy is discussed and arguments are made to bomb Canada

    Side 2
    Father Sarducci looks forward to the 90's and unveils plans for the upcoming Columbus Cinquecentennial in 1992
    Divorced lookalikes, emergency umbrellas and the missing commandments are highlighted in a preview of The Vatican Enquirer
    Breakfast in Heaven
    Father Sarducci answers questions from the audience about wearing black, the confessional and birth control for dogs
    A medley of Beatles' tunes

  • http://jabartlett.wordpress.com jabartlett

    I've been watching old episodes of SNL on DVD lately, and it seems to me that Father Guido Sarducci is an absolute show-killer. His Weekend Update bits are built on the flimsiest of pretexts, they're never especially funny, and they go on forever. (The latter is a problem SNL had–and has–generally, but it seems particularly egregious with the old Sarducci bits.) The character is a costume and an accent, and there's no there there.

  • breadalbane

    Although they over-used the character, I found the Sarducci appearances generally funny, in a quiet sort of way. It's kind of a stylistic thing. Novello/Sarducci has a very different sensibility than the SNL casts of the late 70s…he's much more gentle, whimsical and subtle. That's not to say he's necessarily better — just very different from the show surrounding him. I usually enjoyed the off-beat energy he brought to SNL.

    To each their own, I suppose. Oh, I also own this album…on cassette!