Why You Should Like… Frankie Goes to Hollywood

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Frankie Say One-Hit Wonder?: While “Relax” is pretty much all the Liverpudlians are known for on this side of the pond, I’d add “Two Tribes” in there at the very least and “The Power of Love” if you live anywhere outside the U.S. So why should you like a group that had basically one good year in the mid-’80s, then dissipated? The evidence, please:

Sleazy, Raunchy Filth: There’s a reason BBC Radio 1 DJ Mike Reid famously took “Relax” off the air (in the middle of the song, no less) and declared he was no longer going to play such garbage. While the band winked at reporters and insisted the song was more about “motivation” than sex, the single sleeves and original video told a far different story. “Relax” was Donna Summer tricking with the Sex Pistols, and that throbbing, sexual sound spilled all over their songs — “Two Tribes,” “Rage Hard,” “Krisco Kisses” (’nuff said on that one). Label ZTT may have buffed their image with a pop-idol-friendly sheen, but the little girls (and boys) understood. The original clip for “Relax,” with its suggested Roman orgy and golden shower, had a sinister element that still stops people short 25 years later (possibly NSFW):

Frankie Under Covers: When producer Trevor Horn and the band hit upon the ridiculous idea of making the debut Frankie release, Welcome To The Pleasuredome, a sprawling double-album epic, there was one problem…the band didn’t have enough material. So listeners were treated to remakes of “San Jose” (dear Lord, why?), Edwin Starr’s “War” (yes, please), a bit of “Ferry ‘Cross the Mersey” (lush) and most controversially, Springsteen’s “Born to Run.” With the exception of the execrable “San Jose,” FGTH brought something new and unique to each. The notion of a proto-disco band like FGTH covering a classic rock staple like “Born to Run” isn’t as ludicrous as it sounds at first. Horn envelopes the proceedings in bombastic synth chords, sweeping strings and cinematic drums — wasn’t Bruce all about widescreen epics anyway? — while Johnson’s Broadway vibrato croon makes the plea for small town escape truly universal: straight or gay, black or white, rich or not so rich. In place of Clarence Clemons’ iconic sax solo, the band does the previously unthinkable and substitutes a bass solo, of all audacious things. Since then I’ve always pondered what a Horn-produced Springsteen album would sound like. Quite brilliant, I’d imagine.

Life Beyond “Relax”: Topping or even matching their debut was a nearly impossible feat, and the second FGTH album, Liverpool, was almost universally panned for…well, not being Pleasuredome. An unfair thing to be judged upon, especially since free of Pleasuredome’s filler, Liverpool ends up being the more cohesive and stronger album. Songs have actual structure instead of being propped up by simple bombast, the focus is more mature and the quaint manufactured controversies are set aside to let the music take the spotlight. Horn was out, producer Steve Lipson was in, pushing the band towards a more rock sound that Holly Johnson wasn’t entirely on board with. The push and pull between rock and dance comes through, and although the conflict resulted in the group splitting up, the results are fun for the listener to experience. “Kill the Pain” features a borderline-Lydon vocal from Johnson coupled with a wall of guitars, and the results sound like a soothing, melodic Public Image Limited, if you can believe such a thing exists. Liverpool’s centerpiece is “Lunar Bay,” the closest the group came to pure dance on this go ’round. The studio version drowns in synth flourishes and unnecessary effects with barely a hint of guitar, but live, the song features Brian Nash’s funky guitar front and center — the difference between the album and live versions supports Holly’s claim that Liverpool’s everything-but-the-kitchen-sink production hampered its chances:

Their Crowning Moment: Ignoring the obvious answer of “Relax,” the band’s brightest moment is also its longest — the Pink Floyd-meets-Village People 14-minute epic “Welcome to the Pleasuredome.” A sprawling, ambitious showcase with no dull moments, “Pleasuredome” goes from quiet moments in the headphones to funky bass on the dance floor, then back again, the quintessential FGTH track. “Pleasuredome” is every reason you should like Frankie wrapped up in one song — and while the band never reached that peak again, there are plenty of other decent tracks worth exploring.

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  • jsd
    I have loved FGTH since day one pretty much. One thing you didn't cover in your (excellent) posting was the incredible 12" remixes that accompanied their single tracks. Far more than simple extended versions that were common at the time, they were often brilliant re-imaginings and reconstructions. My favorite is probably "Rage Hard" with its "young persons guide to the twelve inch" narration.
  • JohnHughes
    I was going to delve into the FGTH remix phenomenon, but once I realized that "Relax" alone at last count has 14 different remixes, I thought better. We'd be here all week!

    My personal "Rage" fave is the Freddie Bastone Mix.
  • DaveInTO
    Hey John - Brilliant post!
    Quite the trip down memory lane...
    With all this talk of their cover of "Born To Run", I got a flashback to the shock and awe that I experienced when I first heard the FGTH version of "Do You Know the Way to San José"
    Horrifying stuff!
  • Okay, you sold me. I'd always avoided Liverpool, assuming its hitlessness (coming off that massive hysteria surrounding Pleasuredome, no less) was ample evidence of crappiness. But these songs aren't bad. I can see why they weren't hits, but they're much better than I expected.
  • Rob
    Let's not forget that "Two Tribes" had its own video controversy. The album's second single depicted a wrestling match between Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev – and many people refused to play it, fearful of offending the so-called dignity of these two leaders.

    Here it is:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=RTOQUnvI3CA

    I saw FGTH on Election Day, 1984 at Washington D.C.'s Ontario Theater. How perfect is that?
  • section29
    Not to nitpick, but wasn't it Chernenko, during his wondrous fifteen (or was it eighteen) month stint running the Evil Empire?
  • I suppose I should dig out Liverpool and give it a listen. I actually can't stand Welcome To The Pleasuredome because of all that filler. To me they didn't even have enough good tracks for a complete album, let alone 2. Seems like I'm in the majority though - so maybe I'll have to listen to both again and see what I'm missing.

    I had never seen that video for relax. Dirty, dirty men.
  • JonCummings
    As a proud onetime wearer of a "Frankie Say WAR! Hide Yourself" t-shirt, I applaud your willingness to praise their version of "Born To Run," which was unbelievably audacious. Two quick Frankie stories:

    I saw them at the Bismarck Theater in Chicago in October '04, and the theater foolishly (for the first and, I believe, last time) covered its orchestra pit with a temporary floor and allowed kids to stand on it. Well, sure enough, the band hadn't finished its second song before the floor collapsed, and about a dozen people dropped into the pit. It was only about three feet, and no one was injured, so Frankie went backstage for awhile, then came back out and finished their set--but not before Holly intoned--you guessed it--"You've just witnessed the sinking of the Bismarck!"

    A couple weeks after that, Culture Club blew into Chi-town for a show at the Rosemont Horizon. As an esteemed (ahem) college music journalist, I was invited to the pre-show press conference, which turned into a classic broadcast-media clusterfuck. I was getting mighty annoyed with the local news guys' questions ("Who does your hair?", "What does your mother think?"), so I decided to get a bit provocative. I said, "Frankie Goes To Hollywood is the biggest band in England now. Did you write "The War Song?" to ride on the coattails of "Two Tribes"?" Well, George lit into me, saying that was ridiculous and I was" naive" to ask such a question. But then Roy Hay, the guitar player, said, "Actually, that's a good question. George, why DID we do that song?" Afterward, I was walking toward the bar afterward when the band stepped out of a room and into the hallway right in front of me. George apologized to me and said he didn't like to talk about competition among bands, then smiled and said, "I mean, honestly, sod Frankie, you know? They're the new girls."
  • JohnHughes
    I love it! George is full of poop - she was the biggest Mean Girl on the block back in her day!
  • I always figured "The War Song" was ripped off from Sesame Street.
  • Bullseye
    I had several Frankie buttons on my jacket.

    BTW - It was 1984 - but did you see them the year before at the Aragon with the cross dressing opening act? ;)

    I was in the pit when it started going. Being on HS Stage crew at the time, I thought they had rigged risers to drop, and allow better viewing... however, I remembered that we hadn't stepped UP onto anything. I grabbed my buddy and we moved back about the time folks started realizing there was a problem.

    I had heard that the crowd jumping up and down had actually cracked one of the supporting beams of the floor, and we were all relieved that the only "casualty" was a girl's shoe. lost to the basement below.

    It was surreal, re-entering the area an hour later with police banner tape across the front of the auditorium.

    -Bullseye
  • Jeff
    "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" is one of my all time favorite songs, from any era. I've always maintained that the first half of the album (through "Two Tribes") is one of the finest pure-80's albums. Whiles there are standout tracks on the second half (notably "Power of Love", which made my girlfriend of the time cry every time she heard it), nothing can compare to the way the first half seems to flow into one great big sonic, well, experience, I guess.
  • JonCummings
    It's bizarre that you're most likely to find "Power of Love" on a Christmas album these days. Apparently the video (I haven't seen it) featured a nativity scene, since the song was released as a single in the UK at Christmastime, and it came to be thought of as a Christmas song. I have one of those KTel-ish Brit albums, "The Best Christmas Songs in the World...Ever!", and "Power of Love" is right there with the song that dislodged it from #1 in the UK back in '84, "Do They Know It's Christmas."
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  • Malchus
    As many of you know, I'm a bit of a Springsteen freak, and I ADORE Frankie's version of "Born to Run". Since the Boss gets to approve any cover version of his songs, he must have liked it, too.

    I don't think anyone can sing that song, though, without feeling the emotions of the lyrics, especially the last verse.
  • :::theroux
    I was introduced to FGTH , specifically "Relax", through the wretched "Body Double" (baaaad flick, although Craig Wasson filled out those leather pants quite nicely.) Caught the "Two Tribes" video on MTV a few times, but that was as much as I knew from them. Around '89 a friend made a mix tape for me, and my new favorite song became "Power of Love" ("I'll keep the vampires from your door" , love that lyric.) I bought the greatest hits CD a few years later and thought the songs that I hadn't heard were painful to endure. I do love all of the cover art that was done for "Relax" though, so queer. "Bands Reunited" showed a real old clip of FGTH doing an early kinda-rockish version of "Relax", with Holly in a speedo. Is that clip online? Anyone?
  • JohnHughes
    Yup - possibly NSFW, depending on your office's view on cheek-revealing pants:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18eQIrBT0UI
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  • Philomath
    My feeling was always that Welcome To The Pleasuredome was overrated and Liverpool was underrated.

    One of the most bizarre tracks I've ever heard is "Don't Lose What's Left Of Your Little Mind," which was a B-side to the Rage Hard single, along with a cover of David Bowie's "Suffragette City." Wild, wacky stuff...
  • Ed
    Thanks for this and Wham! posts,

    Ed, 17 Seconds
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