Zack Dennis

Zack Dennis is originally from Connecticut, and lives in the Miracle Mile area of Los Angeles. He is a graduate of Harvey Mudd College and is currently considered persona non grata at this institution. He is also a graduate of the University of the Witwatersrand in Johannesburg, South Africa, where he graduated cum laude, thanks to a computer error that he was polite enough not to mention to the administration.

Zack is the two-time winner of the prestigious All-Valley Tournament. When he’s not busy sweeping the leg and getting Daniel LaRusso a bodybag, he spends his time surfing, besting his dog in tug-of-war because it makes him feel like a big man, concocting futile get-rich-quick schemes, and overusing hyphens.