Song for the Soundtrack of Your Date (No Date) Tonight

Song for the Soundtrack of Your Date Tonight

The moment has arrived. It’s your lust-at-first-sight date. You’ve had all the grooming appointments you can squeeze into a week and you’re about to hit the high note. Since lust dates rely solely on what’s on the outside, you better hope the good hair gods are on your side. Fill your pockets with breath mints and line up every make out song in your streaming music queue. Hang a sign on the door. Three words: Don’t bother me.

Song for the Soundtrack of Your No Date Tonight

Here you are. You’ve had a full week to bake a perfect list of everything that’s wrong with the person you like. And now you don’t like. Well maybe you do like. Probably someone you should have liked? Better lonesome than a loser? Beaten by the queen of hearts again? O. Jenny, take me away.