The ninth Mellowmas ends where the first one started
Mellowmas 2014
So many covers of “Last Christmas,” so little time
And you thought we weren’t getting a miracle this Mellowmas
Jason: Weren’t we talking recently about our lack of Mellowmas songs in other languages? Jeff: We totally were. You’re about to make me wish we weren’t, aren’t you? They can’t…
This song is just so totally Roland
At last, a Christmas song tells the tree’s side of the story
The road to Mellowmas is paved with good intentions
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, or maybe a soup kitchen
Nothing says “I love you” quite like pickled cabbage
Not all holiday music compilations are created equal
In which Jeff’s selfless efforts to help Jason find a gift for his wife continue to be met with heartless disdain
An 11-year-old, a copy of GarageBand, and thee
The search for a Christmas gift for Jason’s wife produces a foul hurricane of Mellowmas misery
“I like the part where it speeds up for no apparent reason.”
Mellowmas is Mellowmas in any language
No Mellowmas could be complete without the sound of joybells ringing
You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the Mellowmas blows
A day of sloppy design, false advertising, and patented headwear
In which we marvel at what still passes for “cute” during the holidays
Nope, nothing tacky about this
It puts the Mellowmas on its skin or it gets Mitchell Stoned again
In which bad grammar and Push Face mark their Mellowmas return
Jane Wiedlin hopes you’ve been naughty this year
Never was a cloudy day (or an original thought)
Courtesy of the amazing Terje Fjelde, whose weekly presence ’round these parts is sorely missed: A refresher course for those of you who might be new to the Mellowmas tradition…or…