Yup, yours truly is taking a week off to get all his ducks in a row. Have you ever tried getting ducks in a row? Damn buggers won’t stand still and it’s not legal to nail their flippers down anymore (Blast you, PETA!)

However, I will take one more shot at reminding everyone that this coming Tuesday is Election Day for America. Please, in the name of all that’s warm, fuzzy and smells like yummy Toll House cookies, do your civic duty and vote. And if you’re a rebel from way up North or way down South and want to crawl ‘cross the border to vote as well, go nuts.

My point is that after 20-something months of campaigning, he said, he said, she said, she said, bridges to nowhere, That One, war torture, Hussein, Joe the Plumber, Average Joe, train rides to D.C., moose field dressing, vilification, fist bumps and a certain Cindy’s scary Wiccan eyes, I’d love it all to be over in just one evening, versus some sick Advent Calendar of Recounts. So get out there, make your voice heard and pray the electoral college doesn’t bitch-slap your opinion straight into the circular file.

Good luck, America, and I’ll see you next week with a monster post full of MP3 goodness! You’ll plotz!

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Dw. Dunphy is a writer, artist, and musician. As a senior editor for Popdose he has contributed many articles that can be found in the site's archives. He also writes for New Jersey Stage, Musictap.net, Ultimate Classic Rock, and Diffuser FM. His music can be found at http://dwdunphy.bandcamp.com/.

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