Let’s get right into it and present the sports all-pro teams for the Big 4 sports of movie and TV stars.  Keep in mind, these are the best pro careers at each position; not the most iconic fictional characters.  So, that leaves out Lou Gehrig, Jimmy Chitwood and Rudy Ruettiger – sorry, guys. 
 

BASEBALL 

— PITCHERS —
SP – Steve Nebraska (The Scout) – Yes, he’s a “head case” but his greatest single game pitching appearance of all time is indisputable.
SP – Billy Chapel (For the Love of the Game) – Long, distinguished career with Detroit and capped it off with a perfect game.
SP – Ebby Calvin “Nuke” Laloosh (Bull Durham) – Had a million-dollar arm from the get-go and developed into a poised, pro career.
SP – Eddie Harris (Major League) – A Gaylord Perry type who had a long career and a mean spitball. 
SP – Henry Wiggen (Bang the Drum Slowly) – One of the greats from the 1960s and was the #1 pitcher on a Series-winning team.
RP – Chet Steadman (Rookie of the Year) – Veteran reliever and always can be relied upon in high-pressure situations.
RP – Sam “Mayday” Malone (Cheers) – Spotty Red Sox career.  Usually just gets mop up work in blowout losses or wins.
RP – Jim Bowers (Little Big League) – Real “clubhouse guy”, had good stuff and unflappable in tight games.
RP – Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down) – A classic just aim it and throw it guy with great heat, a la Goose Gossage.
RP – Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn (Major League) – Led the Indians to some unexpected playoff success, gotta wonder what he could have been without an early stint in prison.

— STARTING LINEUP —
C – Leon Carter (The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars & Motor Kings) – Surprise pick but a Negro Leagues legend who was great both with the bat and the glove.
1B – Clu Haywood (Major League) – Often led the league in most offensive categories (“including nose hair” according to Harry Doyle).  Scariest hitter to face.
2B – Tony Micelli (Who’s the Boss) – Great career with the Cardinals til a shoulder injury forced his retirement.  Great pop for a middle infielder.
SS – Eddie O’Brien (Take Me Out To The Ballgame) – Not only was he a famous 1900’s shortstop for the Wolves, but he was also a touring vaudeville headliner at the time!
3B – Jimmy Dugan (A League of Their Own) – Superstar slugger of the 1930’s who put fans in seats before managing in the short-lived women’s league.
LF – Walter “The Whammer” Whambold (The Natural) – Babe Ruth type status and raw power; the biggest baseball box office draw of the pre-war era.
CF – Bobby Rayburn (The Fan) – A five-tool outfielder with MVP credentials.  Memorable finish to his career as the mainstay of the SF Giants.
RF – Roy Hobbs (The Natural) – A what-if, 2-way player whose best years were robbed due to injury.  But he saved the New York Knights franchise.
DH – Stan Ross (Mr. 3000) – Like Robin Yount, Paul Molitor, and Hank Aaron, Ross was another 3000-hit player for the Milwaukee Brewers.

— BENCH —
C – Gus Sinski (For the Love of the Game) – A clubhouse stabilizer, possesses a cannon arm, and a great game-caller for a veteran pitching staff.
1B/UT – Lou Collins (Little Big League) – Beloved Minnesota Twin and frequent .300 hitter, also a solid defensive first baseman.
1B – Jack Elliot (Mr. Baseball) – Great slugger early in his career and learned to be a solid situational hitter in his final seasons.
SS – Pat Corning (Little Big League) – Smooth-glove shortstop here mainly for his defensive skills; great range plus high fielding percentage.
2B/SS – Danny Hammerling (Angels in the Outfield) – A real asset utility player on the bench, good bat control.
3B – Roger Dorn (Major League) – Well-paid free-agent with lots of all-star appearances in his career, despite his “matador defense.”
OF – Darryl Palmer (The Slugger’s Wife) – Record-setting home run power and elite Atlanta Braves star.
OF – Willie Mays Hayes (Major League & Major League 2) – Initially only a speedster on the basepaths, ended up becoming an all-around talent and team leader.
OF – Billy Young (Tiger Town) – Old school Detroit cornerstone with multiple all-star appearances and 9 Gold Glove awards.
DH – Jack Parkman (Major League 2) – Classic slugger and RBI man in the early DH era of the American League.  Clubhouse pariah.

— SORRY, NEAR MISS —
SP – Mel Clark (Angels in the Outfield) – Career cut short by lung cancer.
RP – Henry Rowengartner (Rookie of the Year) – Arm flamed out after one memorable Cubs season.
C – Jake Taylor (Major League) – Beloved player, but journeyman at best.
C – Crash Davis (Bull Durham) – Minor league record-holder but only was up in the majors for a cup of coffee.
1B/DH – Jerry Johnson (Little Big League) – We could try to make a case for Johnson but would ring as hollow as it did for manager Billy Heywood.
3B – Ray Mitchell (Angels in the Outfield) – Great clutch hitter but just not up to the level of a Roger Dorn.
OF – Bump Bailey (The Natural) – Was the savior of the Knight franchise until tragically running into the outfield wall.
OF – Pedro Cerrano (Major League) – Impressive power and great teammate, but was confounded by the curveball his whole career.
OF – Benny ‘The Jet’ Rodriguez (The Sandlot) – Fan favorite and eventually made the majors with the Dodgers after switching from SS.
— MANAGER —
Populus “Pop” Fisher (The Natural) – The quintessential players’ manager, he never could get the Knights over the top to a championship until the magical Roy Hobbs season. 

BASKETBALL 

— FIRST TEAM —
PG – Clarence “Coffee Black” Withers (Semi-Pro) – Made the transition from the ABA to the NBA and inventor of the “alley oop.”
SG – Tracy Reynolds (Like Mike) – Veteran clutch shooter also was “like Mike” and did it his whole career.
SF – Amazing Grace Smith (Amazing Grace & Chuck) – A Celtics star (and anti-nuke activist) pronounced by Johnny Most as “the greatest 3-point shooter of all time.”
PF – Moses Guthrie (The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh) – High-impact power scorer/rebounder, leading a roster built around astrology-driven team construction.
C – Ken Reeves (The White Shadow) – Counterpart to power centers like Wilt and Russell, great rebounder combined with some of Bill Walton’s high post passing game.

— SECOND TEAM —
PG – Scott McKnight (Just Wright) – Fan favorite and dynamic combo guard who can score in bunches.  Recovered from grisly All-Star Game injury to have great second career as a Nets star.
SG – Jesus Shuttlesworth (He Got Game) – One of the better college careers with Big State and ended up a lights-out pro shooter.
SF – Mark Cooper (Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper) – Not an elite scorer, but a versatile 3-and-D guy on any team.
PF – Lewis Scott (Celtic Pride) – An absolutely do-everything superstar in the Utah Jazz’ defeat of the Boston Celtics in the 1996 finals.
C – Neon Boudeaux (Blue Chips) – Tremendous game-changing athletic ability from the center position in both college and the pros.

— THIRD TEAM —
PG – Butch McRae (Blue Chips) – Talented tall point guard who changed the game first with Western University, then the pros.
SG – Ed Monix (Semi-Pro) – Physically imposing journeyman guard, good scorer, won a ring in the NBA before returning to the ABA.
SF – Leroy “Hustler” Monroe (Fast Break) – Dynamic scorer while leading Cinderella Cadwallader University, followed by a brilliant but injury-shortened career.
PF – Bo Cruz (Hustle) – International talent outside of the US collegiate pipeline.  Great stretch-4 shooter.
C – Nate Wilson (Eddie) – Big man intensity famous for his Knicks franchise-saving performance over Charlotte to reach the playoffs.

— COACH —
Jackie Moon (Semi-Pro) – In addition to being a player-coach and first team to run an alley-oop offense, he’s here also as general manager for innovative fan promotions. 

 FOOTBALL

— OFFENSE —
QB – Tom Jarrett (Heaven Can Wait) – Tough debate for this spot, but Jarrett brought a Super Bowl title to the Rams.
FB – Earl Jennings (Draft Day) – His son went on to play in the NFL, but the father was a rare thing: A Cleveland Browns legend.
RB – Lance Sullivan (The Best Man Holiday) – Elite running back with the Giants and has the skills for being an every-down back.
WR – Rod Tidwell (Jerry Maguire) – Flamboyant receiver and breakout star from small market Cardinals team; highlight-reel catches.
WR – Ricky Jerret (Ballers) – Vertical threat who still makes tough catches.  Frequent Pro-Bowler.
WR – Marvin “Shake” Tiller (Semi-Tough) – Great route-runner, big-play possession wideout for offensive-minded 1970s squad.
TE – Brian Murphy (The Replacements) – Deaf athlete who’s a prototype tight end: great blocker and a move-the-chains receiver.
T – Patrick “Madman” Kelly (Any Given Sunday) – Lots of intensity, power blocker.
T – Joe Bob Priddy (North Dallas Forty) – Dependable grinder on a very solid blocking unit
C – Charles Greane (Ballers) – Intelligent line captain and perennial All-Pro.
G – O.W. Shaddock (North Dallas Forty) – Celebrated long career; most recognizable lineman of his generation.
G – “Guard Dog” Fredericks (Playmakers) – Highly physical blocker and leader of the line unit.

— DEFENSE —
DE – Deacon Gorman (Heaven Can Wait) – Ferocious pass-rusher; anchored a Super Bowl winning defense.
DE – Frederick “Ogre” Palowaski (Revenge of the Nerds) – Major college pedigree, a Mark Gastineau type of sack machine.
NT – George Samson (The Longest Yard) – Run-stopping nose tackle; friend of QB Paul Crewe.
LB – Vontae Mack (Draft Day) – Cerebral and fast edge-rusher who anchored the comeback of the Browns franchise
LB – Danny Bateman (The Replacements) – Soft-spoken off the field, and monster on the field.
LB – Luther “Shark” Lavay (Any Given Sunday) – Impact hitter and intimidating force. One of the best in the league.
LB – Eric Olyczyk (Playmakers) – Modern, versatile schemed linebacker.
S – Terry Brogan (Against All Odds) – Legendary longtime Outlaws player.
S – Bobby Boucher (The Waterboy) – Converted from LB after storied college career, leading the nation in tackles.  Ferocious hitter.
CB – Willie Beamen (Any Given Sunday) – Though he broke through eventually as Sharks QB, started his career as excellent cornerback with San Diego.
CB – Larry Summers (Blue Mountain State) – Collegiate legend who grew into bump-and-run cover corner.

— SPECIAL TEAMS —
K – Zagreb Shkenusky (First and Ten) – Classic early 1980’s “soccer style” kicker imported from Europe.
P – Derek Wallace (Necessary Roughness) – Wily veteran with a big foot
KR – David Putney (Draft Day) – It’s not often that a kick returner is involved as a dealbreaker player in a blockbuster trade of #1 picks.

— HEAD COACH —
Vince Penn (Draft Day) – There are some other legendary coaches for this slot but Penn won a ring; enough said.

— TOUGH CUTS —
QB – Paul Crewe (The Longest Yard), QB – Seth Maxwell (North Dallas Forty) – Great QBs in their time, but didn’t win a ring.
RB – Keith Anderson (Good Times), RB – Ray Jennings (Draft Day), RB – Julian Washington (Any Given Sunday), RB – Carter Rutherford (Leatherheads), RB – Billy Clyde Puckett (Semi-Tough) – Just a very competitive position.
WR – Phil Elliott (North Dallas Forty) – Beset by injuries but always had great hands and a nose for the first-down marker.
C – Jake Campos (North Dallas Forty), OL – Jethro Snell (First & Ten), OL – Kelvin “The Buffalo” James (Playmakers) – Stalwart offensive lineman.
NT – Andre Krimm (Necessary Roughness), DE – Ed “Bull” Lawrence (Everybody’s All-American) – Couldn’t quite make the transition from the college game to the pros.
KR – Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump) – College phenom but didn’t have the mind for the pro game.
K – Ray Finkle (Ace Ventura, Pet Detective) – Storied career for the Dolplhins but sustained a big reputation hit for crucial missed FG. 

HOCKEY

GK Jacques “Le Coq” Grande (The Love Guru) – Quick-reaction saves in high-pressure looks.  Confidence/ego component is part of his performance identity
D Ross “The Boss” Rhea (Goon) – High-end enforcer defenseman / hybrid fighter role.  A very strong skater for a physical defender
D Jean “Rosie” Lerose (Strange Brew) – Physical, stay-at-home defensive role; direct style of play rather than finesse or puck-carrying
F Doug “The Thug” Glatt (Goon) – Wins games through intimidation, momentum shifts, and fighting ability
F Shane Hollander (Heated Rivalry) – Elite skill forward archetype.  High-end skating, puck skill, and offensive IQ
C Ned Braden (Slap Shot) – Classic playmaking center.  Runs offense and distributes puck.  Intelligent, almost too intelligent.