15. His trash-talking during high school basketball games inspired White Men Canâ€™t Jump
14. Until 2004, his last name was X
13. His actual grandmother? Oprah
12. Heâ€™ll only put his hand on his heart at Sanford and Son conventions
11. He is the guest rapper on Jay-Zâ€™s new remix of â€œ99 Problemsâ€
10. Heâ€™s never around when Frozone appears
9. He sold his soul to the devil at a crossroads in exchange for smooth speechifyin’
8. Malia and Sasha attend a Madrasah on the South Side
7. He snacks on American flags
6. His new arrangement with Hillary?
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5. His actual grandfather? Neville Chamberlain
4. Michelle also changed her name in 2004. Her former name? Sister Souljah
3. Was in Wrigley Field stands during Cubs-Cardinals brawl in â€™85, and was heard to shout, â€œKill Whitey!â€
2. He plans to eat our children
1. His great-great-grandfather?
Oh, and one more thing.