It happened again last night, a sight that many liberals have come to love. Veins a-poppinÁ¢€â„¢, eyes a-bulginÁ¢€â„¢, ears a-steaminÁ¢€â„¢, limbs a-twitchinÁ¢€â„¢, looking generally like his head was about to blow right off his shoulders in a mushroom cloud of outrage, Keith Olbermann unloaded on President Bush again in one of his Countdown Á¢€Å“Special Comments.Á¢€
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BushÁ¢€â„¢s crime this time? Giving an interview to the Politico website in which he said he gave up golf in August 2003 because Á¢€Å“I don’t want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf.Á¢€ Bush also absolved himself of blame once again for the Á¢€Å“flawed intelligenceÁ¢€ that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction before the U.S. invasion, and he said that the scariest result of an American pullout from Iraq might be Á¢€Å“that extremists throughout the Middle East would be emboldened, which would eventually lead to another attack on the United States.Á¢€
All of this was standard-issue Bush bullshit, hardly a sign of the apocalypse (or even front-page news, for that matter, compared to the devastation of a Chinese earthquake and the race-hatred that seems to have fueled Hillary ClintonÁ¢€â„¢s blowout in West Virginia on Tuesday). Yet Olbermann clearly viewed BushÁ¢€â„¢s most recent ridiculousness as grist for another YouTube-bound explosion, another ratings-boosting rant that might goose him a point or two closer to his arch-rival, Fox NewsÁ¢€â„¢ Bill OÁ¢€â„¢Reilly.
So Olbermann ignored the fact that Bush was responding to a rather leading question when he warned of another al Qaeda attack: Á¢€Å“If we were to pull out of Iraq next year, what’s the worst that could happen, what’s the doomsday scenario?Á¢€ Lobbed a softball, Bush drove it out of the park in tried-and-true Á¢€Å“We donÁ¢€â„¢t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloudÁ¢€ fashion. What else was he supposed to do? Yet Olbermann chose to attack BushÁ¢€â„¢s statement for all the Á¢€Å“vote Democratic and your children will dieÁ¢€ innuendo he could wring out of it Á¢€” at the same time shoving BushÁ¢€â„¢s golf comment into the same rhetorical box that already brimmed with statements like Á¢€Å“if you want to do something for your country, go shoppingÁ¢€ and LauraÁ¢€â„¢s Á¢€Å“No one suffers more than the president and I do.Á¢€
Olbermann was quite literally spitting with righteous venom as he vented: Á¢€Å“Mr. Bush, I hate to break it to you six and a half years after you yoked this nation and your place in history to the wrong war, in the wrong place, against the wrong people, but the war in Iraq is not about you.Á¢€ Never mind that he had spent the previous 11 minutes pointing out all the ways in which the war was, in fact, all about Bush Á¢€” how he had cooked the books on intelligence, how he had sold the war like soap and vilified anyone who opposed it, how he had allowed many thousands of Muslim extremists to enter Iraq through shoddy postwar planning and inflamed anti-American sentiment via Á¢€Å“war crimesÁ¢€ and Á¢€Å“merciless mercenariesÁ¢€¦who hide behind your skirts.Á¢€
Now, I donÁ¢€â„¢t often find myself defending George Bush Á¢€” and in fact, you might want to mark down the date and time, because itÁ¢€â„¢s the first and last time youÁ¢€â„¢ll find me doing so Á¢€” but while I believe quite strongly that everything Olbermann said is true, I donÁ¢€â„¢t believe that BushÁ¢€â„¢s latest comments were any more of a legitimate provocation for KeithÁ¢€â„¢s latest vituperative outburst than any other event in BushÁ¢€â„¢s day-to-day life. (I generally feel that Bush commits a crime against humanity every day when he lifts his head off the pillow, but I try not to comment on it every time it happens.)
This, however, is what Olbermann does on a daily basis. He latches onto the worst possible reading of the latest minute comment or action by one of his favorite targets Á¢€” be it Bush, Á¢€Å“Bill-o,Á¢€ or more recently Hillary Clinton or John McCain or their surrogates and supporters Á¢€” and he weaves it into a tale of conspiratorial plotting or nefarious chicanery. And once heÁ¢€â„¢s found a story he can pump full of moralistic rage, be it bigoted preacher John HageeÁ¢€â„¢s endorsement of McCain or Wal-MartÁ¢€â„¢s attempt to reclaim a disability payout, heÁ¢€â„¢ll ride that horse until it suffers a Barbaro-like breakdown.
In this, of course, Olbermann is quite indistinguishable from his nemeses, OÁ¢€â„¢Reilly and Sean Hannity and Á¢€Å“comedian Rush Limbaugh.Á¢€ In fact, Countdown often seems like little more than a clone of The OÁ¢€â„¢Reilly Factor, except with a leftward tilt, far better writing, and a sense of humor that those right-wing blowhards seem to lack entirely.
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Full disclosure: Despite my distaste for OlbermannÁ¢€â„¢s tendency to magnify political molehills into Mount Vesuvius, I find myself addicted to Countdown. In this tense-yet-hopeful election season, I cannot bring myself to heed the warnings of folks like author Susan Jacoby, whose brilliant book The Age of American Unreason disparages our growing tendency to seek out news media that validates our own views. IÁ¢€â„¢m in the tank for Obama, and so is Olbermann Á¢€” and so is every single one of his regular contributors, from Richard Wolffe to Rachel Maddow to the irrepressible Dana Milbank (whose most recent dissection of Hillary can be found here).
Countdown is also where I get my almost-daily fix of my current hero, NBC political director Chuck Todd, who has almost single-handedly kept a nation of political junkies sane through four months of exit polls, delegate counts, superdelegate shifts and primary-night results. (I believe I have my first-ever man-crush on this guy; donÁ¢€â„¢t tell my wife.)
Still, I hate to think that Olbermann and OÁ¢€â„¢Reilly represent the future of American political discourse. ThereÁ¢€â„¢s nothing wrong with venting a little good-old-fashioned indignation Á¢€” but for crying out loud, guys, save it for a moment when itÁ¢€â„¢s truly deserved! Last night it seemed Olbermann was mad-as-hell like heÁ¢€â„¢s never been before, but it also seemed like he was looking for an excuse to launch his next volume of hardbound ravings (following his New York Times sorta-bestseller Truth and Consequences).
When he names McCain the Á¢€Å“Worst Person in the WorldÁ¢€ twice a week because Hagee wonÁ¢€â„¢t apologize for his despicable New Orleans comments, and because McCain wonÁ¢€â„¢t apologize for soliciting HageeÁ¢€â„¢s endorsement, Olbermann is just rolling around in the same muck that Bill-o and Hannity wallow in when they obsess over Rev. Wright or Bill Ayers or flag pins. Such one-upmanship in the game of Á¢€Å“guilt by associationÁ¢€ isnÁ¢€â„¢t going to help Obama win over the working-class white guys who are supposedly so important this year; itÁ¢€â„¢s not even going to convince the vast majority of Democrats that McCain is a bad guy deserving of scorn.
Now that the media (and, apparently, John Edwards) have declared the primary season finis and moved on to the general, it ought to be enough to pit ObamaÁ¢€â„¢s ideas against McCainÁ¢€â„¢s, point to the disaster of the past eight years, and simply command: Á¢€Å“Figure it out, America!Á¢€ That seems to have worked in traditionally Republican districts in Illinois, Louisiana and Mississippi this spring; thereÁ¢€â„¢s no real reason to believe it wonÁ¢€â„¢t work across the nation this fallÁ¢€¦
Except, that is, if those West Virginia exit polls reflect a revenge-of-the-crackers mentality that could bring down the Democratic candidate in a Democratic year just because heÁ¢€â„¢s black. You can bet that OÁ¢€â„¢Reilly, Hannity and the other right-wing bloviaters will be stoking bigotry and intolerance for the next six months, because theyÁ¢€â„¢ve got nothing else to help McCain run on. Unfortunately, you can also bet that Olbermann will counter not with policy differences and principles, but with the same sort of drag-the-other-side-down shenanigans.
And, dammit, IÁ¢€â„¢ll probably be right there watching him, wincing through the demagogueryÁ¢€¦and waiting patiently for my man Chuck Todd to reappear, put his magic pen to the big map, and telestrate Obama to victory.