Benja described it as “the movie of the year,” and I have to confess I didn’t believe him, but then I saw this:

And I figure, well, if they’re making cookies from the movie Á¢€” and putting what look like edible paper tattoos on them Á¢€” then hell, it’s got to be a great film. Sorry for doubting you, Benja!

Just a few aisles away, I saw something that I’m sure has been out for many years, but I’d never noticed before:

Leah said, “It looks like an open wound,” and I can’t put it into words any better than that. Also, I kind of think there’s something wrong with the phrase “Boneless Pork.” I can’t point to exactly why those words give me the heebie-jeebies when I see them on a box of food, but they do.

And here’s what really caught my eye:

RIB SHAPED PATTIES.

RIB.

SHAPED.

PATTIES.

Are the folks at Hungry-Manâ„¢ taking greater care in the truth-in-advertising department these days, or have they figured out that the people buying their dinners don’t really care about what’s in them?

Consumerism, Junk Food

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