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CAPTAIN VIDEO!
11 Articles
Jeff Giles
1 Min Read
Powder your noses, ladies — CAPTAIN VIDEO! is back with a new transmission from the 1980th Dimension.
Jeff Giles
1 Min Read
CAPTAIN VIDEO! returns from the 1980th dimension with another relic from the MTV vaults — and a startling discovery about Nick Nolte.
Jeff Giles
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They may have had the Eye of the Tiger, but the men of Survivor were no match for the potent hallucinogenics that produced this video.
Jeff Giles
1 Min Read
CAPTAIN VIDEO! returns with a sad look back at the time Kenny Loggins broke out of jail and got into a fight with a pack of the least threatening teen hooligans you’ve ever seen.
Jeff Giles
1 Min Read
Hungering for an alternate reality in which Mickey Thomas is clubbed to death by Grace Slick, CAPTAIN VIDEO! is back from the 1980th Dimension!
Jeff Giles
1 Min Read
Looking for a man who will fight for your honor? A man who will be the one you’ve been dreaming of? Captain Video! reminds you to be careful what you wish for.
Jeff Giles
1 Min Read
Greetings, Videots! Apologies from all of us here on the deck of the VIDEO! Cruiser — we realize it’s been far too long since we sent a transmission back from…
Jeff Giles
1 Min Read
Greetings, Videots! Time gets a little funny out here in the 1980th Dimension, but it feels like it’s been awhile since we turned on the projector and marveled at what…
Jeff Giles
1 Min Read
Greetings, Videots! Due to unforeseen circumstances, Scraps had to bail out on this week’s Name That Tune, so we’ll be taking a special trip to the 1980th dimension instead. Buckle…
Jeff Giles
1 Min Read
Greetings, Videots! Apologies for the long delay between transmissions, but apparently, some strange things were afoot at Mission Control — the S.S. M.T.V. wasn’t able to raise anyone at the…
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