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Bottom Feeders: The Ass End of the ’90s, Vol. 33

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With Bottom Feeders we take a look at the songs on the Billboard Hot 100 that only got a little love. It’s an A-Z look at songs that charted no higher than #41 in the decade. Take a listen, enjoy and comment. And don’t forget, information on the top 40, airplay and bubbling under charts are on pages 2-4.

Section 1: The Ass End

Goddess
“Sexual” 1992, #74 (10 weeks) (download)

I know Goddess is a female singer from Amsterdam but at a low volume with all the harmony vocals, it sounds like all dudes singing, however them singing “hey little boy…let’s get sexual” would be even weirder than the lyrics to this song already are. However, it always was a damn good song and there’s no mistaking it for dudes when you see Goddess holding her breasts in the video. The Billboard bible mentioned she was a background singer for Joe Cocker which you’d never get from this but also a singer for Falco, which totally makes sense.

Goodfellaz
“Sugar Honey Ice Tea” 1996, #64 (10 weeks) (download)

This would be a much better tune if it wasn’t simply Lenny Kravitz’s “It Ain’t Over Til’ It’s Over.”

Goodie Mob
“Soul Food” 1996, #64 (9 weeks) (download)
“Dirty South” 1996, #92 (3 weeks) (download)
“Black Ice (Sky High)” 1998, #50 (15 weeks) (download)

There’s only two reasons to really care about Goodie Mob (which stands for Good Die Mostly Over Bullshit), the first being that they are the first ones to coin the phrase “Dirty South” which became not only an area but pretty much a genre of music. The second is of course that the member of the group that wasn’t Big Gipp, T-Mo or Khujo was Cee-Lo Green. “Black Ice” with Outkast is the best of the songs here but otherwise nothing they did would have really given you the indication that something like Gnarls Barkley was coming.

The Goodmen
“Give It Up” 1993, #71 (14 weeks) (download)

The Goodmen are Zki & Dobre, a dutch house duo known to go under many different monikers. I understand this was #1 in the clubs, but since that was never my scene I don’t think I’ve ever heard this one before. Their one album as The Goodmen was curiously titled, Father in the Bathroom.

Good 2 Go
“Never Satisfied” 1992, #62 (14 weeks) (download)

Good 2 Go were a generic five-piece female R&B group from Los Angeles. Like so many of their peers, they had one self-titled album then faded away.

Lonnie Gordon
“Gonna Catch You” 1991, #79 (6 weeks) (download)
“Happenin’ All Over Again” 1993, #98 (2 weeks) (download)

Lonnie Gordon was one of the most generic dance singers of the decade. Not a bad voice but all her songs had basically the same beat to them. And her first hit, “Gonna Catch You” was from the Cool As Ice soundtrack. Can’t get less cool than that.

Gorky Park
“Try To Find Me” 1990, #81 (6 weeks) (download)

Man, Gorky Park had a hit other than “Bang!” I was totally unaware. And once you listen to the track, you’ll understand why they never had another one either.

Go West
“What You Won’t Do For Love” 1993, #55 (11 weeks) (download)

Go West, boy did I love them. I discovered them at the same point most of the US did, when “King of Wishful Thinking” was released from the Pretty Woman soundtrack. It was then included on 1992’s Indian Summer with their next single “Faithful” and the Bobby Caldwell cover, “What You Won’t Do For Love.” But they didn’t release another album after having their biggest success (until reuniting in 2008). They actually have three albums before Indian Summer which actually did generate some Bottom Feeders in the ‘80s but at least for me they went mostly unnoticed until this point. To this day though, both of their major hits would end up on a best of the decade list from me.

Grandmaster Slice
“Thinking Of You” 1991, #85 (6 weeks) (download)

How many times can LL Cool J’s “I Need Love” be recreated?

Grand Puba
“360 (What Goes Around)” 1992, #68 (14 weeks) (download)
“I Like It” 1995, #91 (9 weeks) (download)

For me Grand Puba always had a great flow but he was better on the lighter tracks with the pop samples like “360 (What Goes Around).” “I Like It” isn’t a bad song at all but to me it sounds just like a hundred other rap songs, while “360” is way catchier and much more memorable.

Amy Grant
“Big Yellow Taxi” 1995, #67 (15 weeks) (download)

Let’s play which one of these artists doesn’t belong… Amy Grant wins that one hands down. Sweet, innocent, Christian pop music around Goodie Mob and Grand Puba.

However, I was a fan at one time. In fact, I still own Heart In Motion which sorry, is a really good pop album. It was one of the few records of Grant’s really promoted outside of the Christian music buying population and proved to be her biggest hit.

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Dave Steed is all about music; 80's and metal to be exact. His iPod will shuffle from Culture Club to Slayer and he won't blink an eye. He's never heard Astral Weeks but thinks "Dazzey Duks" by Duice is the bomb. It's an odd little corner of the world he lives in.

  • http://www.discoskonfort.com/artists/drxl/ drxl

    That generic dance beat on “Happenin’ All over Again” is Stock Aitken & Waterman, of course, while “Gonna Catch You” is Italian dancemasters Blackbox. No wonder they sound so generic. You place the latter next to any Blackbox track and you notice the blueprint, making it almost a ripoff. The same for “Happennin´all over again” which sounds like most SAW production (think Bananarama, Kylie Minogue, etc.) Needless to say, I actually liked them both.

  • Keith

    Despite the fact that it is, how you say, a little pitchy – I have been a huge fan of that Gorky Park song for more than 20 years. Granted I found the CD single in the trash bin at the radio station where I worked, but any song that was not teen queen or boy band-related would have been a hard sell for the Hot CHR format.

  • mstgator

    I’d contend that there are several songs that topped 18 weeks at number one on the AC chart. But given the glacial pace of that format, I’d throw it out of the mix too.

    Also, boobs.

  • http://www.bastardradio.com steed

    The book I have goes through 2010 – and that was the note in it. I haven’t cracked the AC book open in ages though. Maybe I’ll have to.

  • http://www.facebook.com/chuck.m.miller Chuck M Miller

    here are some songs that spent more than 18 weeks at #1 on a Billboard chart:
    hot ac/adult top 40:
    25 weeks Santana/Rob Thomas – Smooth
    23 weeks Calling – Wherever You Will Go
    ac
    19 weeks Celine Dion – Because You Loved Me
    19 weeks Phil Collins – You’ll Be In My Heart
    21 weeks Celine Dion – A New Day Has Come
    28 weeks Uncle Kracker/Dobie Gray – Drift Away
    21 weeks Kelly Clarkson – Breakaway
    19 weeks Daniel Powter – Bad Day
    19 weeks Colbie Caillat – Bubbly
    22 weeks Train – Hey Soul Sister
    20 weeks Bruno Mars – Just The Way You Are
    19 weeks Adele – Rolling In The Deep
    Mainstream rock
    21 weeks 3 Doors Down – Loser
    20 weeks Staind – It’s Been Awhile
    country
    21 weeks Hank Snow – I’m Moving On
    21 weeks Eddy Arnold – I’ll Hold You In My Heart
    21 weeks Webb Pierce – In The Jailhouse Now
    20 weeks Ray Price – Crazy Arms
    20 weeks Hank Snow – I Don’t Hurt Anymore
    19 weeks Eddy Arnold – Bouquet Of Roses
    19 weeks Leroy Van Dyke – Walk On By

    mostly AC hits. All but 1 of the country hits were from when there were still multiple charts to choose from (Jukebox/Jockeys/Best Sellers)

  • NastyG

    Ah Goddess, finally! Perhaps THE album that motivated me to start my blog. It is one of my all-time faves, definitely my fave on my blog, even though it is cheesy and dated (likely because of that! It sounded dated when it was released!) and didn’t get any play aside from “Sexual”. Anyway, should anyone wish to know more about the lovely Goddess aka Elvira Valentine (+ The Bolland Brothers, who wrote, produced, and did the male vocals), please go to my blog where her one and only album is available to download (I think – I may have to reup) here: http://theisleoffailedpopstars.blogspot.ca/search/label/Goddess I tried to find out as much as I could about her varied pop music history both as Goddess and as part of other groups. Sadly, she passed away last year, apparently from cancer. Loved her voice (which is pretty much what you’re hearing, Steed, not so much backing vocals. It was pretty low. ;) And for anyone interested, I also have Good 2 Go’s album and a write up on them there… And I agree with drxl, the Lonnie tracks are generic but good! They define that time for me!

  • http://www.bastardradio.com steed

    “Smooth” was obviously the first one I thought of when typing that. Maybe I misinterpreted the note – the Top Pop Singles book reads “its 18 weeks at #1 on the Billboard Hot 1000 Airplay chart is the most weeks at #1 ever on any Billboard Hot 100 chart.

    And of course, since the AC charts weren’t Hot 100 – that doesn’t come into play. All makes sense now.

    Oh and 21 weeks at #1 for 3 Doors Down. That’s sad.

  • David

    Can you reup the Goddess album?

  • NastyG

    For sure! I thought it might be down. I’ll reup it tomorrow and let you know here when it’s done. ;)

  • NastyG

    OK, the album has been reupped. Enjoy!

  • David

    Thank you!!!