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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Bob Welch, “I’ll Dance Alone”

It's been a long time, Videots, but CAPTAIN VIDEO! has beamed another transmission from the 1980th Dimension!...

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Klymaxx, “Meeting in the Ladies Room”

Powder your noses, ladies -- CAPTAIN VIDEO! is back with a new transmission from the 1980th Dimension....

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Bad Company, “Shake It Up”

CAPTAIN VIDEO! returns from the 1980th dimension with another relic from the MTV vaults -- and a startling discovery about Nick Nolte....

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Survivor, “I Can’t Hold Back”

They may have had the Eye of the Tiger, but the men of Survivor were no match for the potent hallucinogenics that produced this video....

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Kenny Loggins, “I’m Free (Heaven Help the Man)”

CAPTAIN VIDEO! returns with a sad look back at the time Kenny Loggins broke out of jail and got into a fight with a pack of the least...

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Jefferson Starship, “Find Your Way Back”

Hungering for an alternate reality in which Mickey Thomas is clubbed to death by Grace Slick, CAPTAIN VIDEO! is back from the 1980th...

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Peter Cetera, “The Glory of Love”

Looking for a man who will fight for your honor? A man who will be the one you've been dreaming of? Captain Video! reminds you to be...

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Lionel Richie, “Dancing on the Ceiling”

Greetings, Videots! Apologies from all of us here on the deck of the VIDEO! Cruiser — we realize it’s been far too long since...

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Loverboy, “Notorious”

Greetings, Videots! Time gets a little funny out here in the 1980th Dimension, but it feels like it’s been awhile since we turned on...

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: LeRoux, “Carrie’s Gone”

Greetings, Videots! Due to unforeseen circumstances, Scraps had to bail out on this week’s Name That Tune, so we’ll be taking a...

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Air Supply, “Making Love Out of Nothing At All”

Greetings, Videots! Apologies for the long delay between transmissions, but apparently, some strange things were afoot at Mission Control...

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Chicago, “25 or 6 to 4”

Greetings, Videots! CAPTAIN VIDEO! apologizes for running out on you so quickly during our last session together, but we had a bit of a...

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Say hello to CAPTAIN VIDEO! Doesn’t he look brave? CAPTAIN VIDEO! will periodically drop by to act as our guide through the Music...

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Keel, “The Right to Rock”

AMERICA 1989 Rock has been driven underground. The authorities stalk pirate broadcasters and their followers. Those who are apprehended...

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Bobby Brown, “Every Little Step”

Greetings, Videots! CAPTAIN VIDEO! has had a long, grueling trip to the 1980th Dimension this month, and to be perfectly frank, he’s...

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Bobby Brown, “Every Little Step”

Greetings, Videots! CAPTAIN VIDEO! has had a long, grueling trip to the 1980th Dimension this month, and to be perfectly frank, he’s...

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Jefferson Starship, “Find Your Way Back”

Today we’ll be looking at one of CAPTAIN VIDEO!‘s favorite bands, Jefferson Starship—or Starship, or Jefferson Airplane,...

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CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Yes, “Owner of a Lonely Heart”

CAPTAIN VIDEO! remembered “Owner of a Lonely Heart” as being sort of disturbing and a little avant-garde–in other words,...