CD Review: Alice Cooper, “Welcome 2 My Nightmare”

Dw. Dunphy September 5, 2011 20

There’s a lot that’s right about Alice Cooper’s latest, Welcome 2 My Nightmare, and at the same time an awful lot that’s wrong. What side to come down upon has been tricky as I’ve been mulling over the release this past week. Let us spread these bits of evidence out and see if a pattern emerges.

The idea that Cooper needed to go back to one of his most famous albums for some kind of adrenaline shot is disheartening, but it might be more disheartening for listeners to find that the recording is a sequel mostly in name only. Musical motifs and nods abound, but one has so little to do with two in a more substantial sense that to continue on with the premise that this is a sequel is deceptive. Besides, Cooper already made a sequel and it was called The Last Temptation.

Some of the songs are really good, and the overall feel of the album is set to “fun” as the participants are not really here to gross you out. You should fully be aware there would be songs about blood and death and hideous beyondness, but the tongue is planted so deeply in cheek, it might as well be coming out of the side the face, and would you have expected any less from Cooper? As per his own admission, lead single “I’ll Bite Your Face Off” is a hybrid of the Rolling Stones’ “Honky Tonk Woman” or “Brown Sugar” fused with a Hammer vampire flick, and is a nice little rock ‘n roll tune. Even though disc-opener “I Am Made Of You” is a big old Christian rock power ballad, it is a rather good one and reminds the listener that every now and then, when the greasepaint comes off, Mr. Vince Furnier can work the Adult Contemporary fireworks barge as effectively as anyone (for example, “You And Me,” his monster soft rocker from 1977′s Lace & Whiskey).

Other positives associated with this disc are that, on a few tracks, the original Alice Cooper band is backing him up. Very cool. Also, original Welcome To My Nightmare and Lace & Whiskey producer (as well as Pink Floyd’s The Wall and Kiss’ Destroyer) Bob Ezrin once again mans the controls. It shows on some tracks, but fails on others, mostly due to the weight of awfulness on those others (more on this in a moment).

Even his initially perplexing duet with pop-rap phenomenon Kesha is better than I would have suspected. Is it one for the ages? No, but when I saw the team-up on paper, I groaned audibly. I said things like “attention grab” and “hopelessly desperate” but, in a way, the two performers sorta-kinda-somewhat make sense. Cooper shocked with horror imagery while Kesha shocks with frank sexuality and a Electro-dump persona, and still both ply their wares in the pop music marketplace. The song itself has been described as owing a lot to Kiss’ disco paean “I Was Made For Loving You,” but I also hear a little “Beat It” in the lineage, and while the track comes up ultimately inconsequential, it is a pleasant rocker while it is on.

Less pleasant are songs that seem more suited for some homemade band submitting music for a Halloween compilation  and failing dreadfully. “Caffeine,” “Disco Bloodbath Boogie Fever” and the insipid “Ghouls Gone Wild” are not ironically bad. They’re just bad. As a reviewer who strives for objectivity, I listened through the full album intently, but these three tracks really tested my resolve to keep from advancing the songs away from me. “Ghouls Gone Wild” is the  worst of these howling dogs, a track so pointedly novelty-oriented, it makes “Monster Mash” sound like a Nobel-prize-winning thesis on occult mythology. The worst part about these three is that Copper has proven throughout several decades that he can do better. Hell, he does better on this very album. Bob Ezrin’s production can’t help reanimate this zombie turd, I’m afraid.

In the digital age where album art is not that important, nattering about how ugly this CD’s design is might be like complaining about how much your iced tea is not like coffee. Still, I can’t help myself. The design for the original Welcome To My Nightmare was  done in part by Drew Struzan who went on to paint iconic movie posters for Harry Potter, Star Wars and Indiana Jones. Welcome 2 My Nightmare looks to have been designed by some kid during lunch recess from computer camp. If people still bought music on the basis of what the “album cover” looked like, they wouldn’t give this the time of day.

Parts of this two-headed beast are worth its cost and will make longtime Alice Cooper fans grin from ear to ear. Other parts will have them plugging their ears completely. To an extent, the positives outweigh the negatives. I understand why this disc had to be called Welcome 2 My Nightmare; otherwise, we likely would not be bothering to discuss it right now, yet I can’t help but think that without this self-imposed pretense (and with some judicious editing from its fourteen-track list) this could have been a record that had the stuff to rise from the crypt and stand on its own. As it stands now, it is fun but flawed.

Welcome 2 My Nightmare is available from Amazon.com

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  • CraigoryVOL

    Your review confirms my fears, which is too bad, as I consider “Along Came A Spider” to be one of Alice’s all-time best albums. I’ll be giving this a listen on Spotify, but I certainly won’t rush out to buy it the first week.

  • Guest

    Nice touch about Last Temptation. Thought it was Along Came a Spider.

    Only one problem – the Spiders band was never on Welcome To My Nightmare. It was Dick Wagner, who is in the I”ll Bite Your Face Off video.

    Believe the last hit Alice Cooper will ever have was Poison. He went downhill in 1976 when Bob Ezrin left him for KISS.

  • Devon

    Craigvory – “Your review confirms my fears, which is too bad,”

    No, it’s his opinion, it didn’t confirm anything for you.  Only you can listen to the album and decide, that’s why you were given a brain and the freedom to make your own choices.

    Guest – “It was Dick Wagner, who is in the I”ll Bite Your Face Off video.”

    Steve Hunter is in the video, not Wagner.

    “He went downhill in 1976 when Bob Ezrin left him for KISS.”

    Bob stayed with Alice up through “Lace and Whiskey,” which is generally considered one of the poorest Alice Cooper releases.  “From The Inside” was Alice’s first release without Ezrin in a while and considered to be one of his best.

  • Southbeat65

    I was once one of the biggest Alice Cooper fans on the planet. (Since 1972)  Having said that, I have listened to this CD in its entirety. And I think there about 3 good songs on it, the rest…Well…JUST PLAIN SUCKS !!!!
    This is a SAAAAAAD   SAAAAAD  attempt to rival the original WTMN.
    I have been watching Alice for years try to be “the Vines” The Strokes”  Basically a kiddy group. His best efforts over the last 11 years were….The Last Temptation, Brutal Planet, Dragon Town, 
    even “The eyes of Alice Cooper” grew on me. But it seems that Alice wants to stay a garage band. I know…I get it…Alice always WAS a garage band. But he usually took it to another level instead of going straight punk. Like he sadly did in the early 80′s.AND DISCO ???  Havent we learned anything with ” No more love at your convenience”…?     I for one want the Alice Character BACK. And no he didn’t give it to us with along came a spider.  W2MN with all its Cher vocal effects and Duets with crappy rappers is lame. And I have about cashed my fan card in. after 39 years..I think I am done being an Alice Cooper fan. I will still Listen to Alice Past. But the Future….Nahhhhh…..I have given up on that for good.
    Signed….Immensely Disappointed.

  • CraigoryVOL

    Devon,

    I will in fact listen for myself (as I mentioned in my above comment), but I’ve been following Dw. for a long time and have found that our tastes in music generally coincide. I was personally disappointed in “I’ll Bite Your Face Off” (it’s okay, but doesn’t sell me on the album), and Dw.’s comments fall in line with my expectations for the album, thus “confirming” my fears. I may end up liking the album better than Dw. has, but I won’t be putting money down on it until I’ve heard it in its entirety.

  • David_E

    Yes, but is it better than O Christmas Three?

  • Michéal

    this is a great album from alice and each song is a credit to all involved. just because its a sequel dont mean it has to sound like the first, that would be boring why bother!!! no dreams are the same!!!
     this is a new nightmare, a great nightmare and funny at times. if for some silly reason u dont like this at first then it will certainly grow on you. im no fan of Kesha but the song works and theres no harm in collaboration with other artists, i have to say i love this album and cant wait to see more of it in the live shows.

  • SAJ

    It’s true that some songs of this album are awful but I think that the reviewer concentrates only on the bad side of Alice’s last work. I really appreciate this artist because he always tries to find something new (even though I could not like everything he proposes). Just think of “Brutal Planet” and “Dragontown”. Even “Welcome to my Nightmare” was an experiment in 1975 which happened to be one of the best albums by Mr Cooper. “Last Man On Earth” is not even mentioned in this review and I think that it is one of the most successful experiment he ever did… “I Gotta Get Outta Here” is very very good too. The two ballads are equally valuable. I think that it’s time to accept the fact that albums like “Trash” or “Hey Stoopid” won’t be repated even if Alice himself wanted to do it. They belong to their eras; if rock wants to remains alive, we have to try something new.

  • BrianVic

    I’ve just finished listening to this album and I like it. There are some great tracks and some duds, but I think that’s true of most albums out there. And you always have to remember that even among the fans we can’t all agree on what’s good and what’s not from Alice’s vast catalogue of material.

    I’ve been a Coop fan since Killer and have had my share of disappointments from him. What disappointed me about W2MN is more to do with my own expectations. For me what makes my favourite Cooper albums is the overall theme, the concept. When Alice brought out WTMN it was at a time when the conecpt album was king for many stadium style bands and I am sorry that this style of album went out of fashion over the years. Alice’s own shows were, and still are, massive theatrical events. But I don’t believe Alice has ever matched the sheer genius of the original Nightmare, although for me he has come close. His follow-up, …Goes To Hell, was a fitting sequel still following the concept album style. Even his much neglected, Lace and Whiskey, was still a concept album. Personally one of my favourite albums, it was obviously too big a departure from the musical style that made him rocks favourite anti-hero and didn’t fare well. From The Inside, again followed the concept styling with great success, producing some of Alice’s best material. And then we hit the eighties. An era that seems to split Cooper fans down the middle. I have many favourite Cooper albums from this decade although many of them were a quite a departure from Alice’s usual fare.

    But although Alice did revisit the conecpt album (sometimes just nodding at the genre), and had some major hits (Last Temptation Anyone?), the albums never really approach true concept class.

    And, sadly, that’s why I am ultimately disappointed with W2MN. Most of the tunes are really good, but I had hoped this latest album would mark a long overdue return to an album that tells a story, with a common theme woven through each track. It doesn’t. And that’s where I have to agree completely with Dw. This new album really owes little more than it’s title to the original. A really good, if not great, Alice Cooper album and certainly worth space on your music shelf or in your digital storage, but not really a sequel. Check it out for yourself and you decide, but I think most fans will enjoy it.

  • Dennis

    Critics Suck Good album been listening to it all day

  • CraigoryVOL

    I’m listening on Spotify now, and I like it. No, it’s not among the best things Alice has done, but it’s not toward the bottom, either. I agree, Dw., that the humor is not as keen as Alice usually brings, but even Ghouls Gone Wild sounds fun and I’m willing to take it as is. I’ll pick this up eventually.

  • Williampetro2

    Thanks for an honest review..  At first I thought it was just me as it’s getting alot of gushing support..  I actually hate it from start to finish as it’s just too silly to even believe..  Ugh, I really don’t care about the stoopid character he has created and all the onstage theatrics – just make something that’s sonicly pleasing..  This is just embarassing and diminishes his relivence even more..  So sad…

  • BrianVic

    Okay, I’ve been listening to this for a week since my first comments and I’m liking it more. Some of the tracks are growers and some of the tracks are really pretty good. I still stand by my first comments though. If Alice had released this as just another album it would have been received as a good album. My problem is that it is definitely not a decent sequal to the original album and any one buying it thinking they will get anything near the quality of the first will be disappointed.

    After comparative listenings I feel that the original is superior in every way. This new W2MN lacks the sophistication present in the original. Where people are saying the humour is not as good I would say that’s because Alice is now trying to hard. There is an easy, nonchalance to the lyrics on the original. They don’t sound or feel contrived, which just can not be said of the new album.

    The production on the original, even though it is 35 years old, is amazing. But it also has a clarity, an honesty, that I feel is missing on the new album. Perhaps it goes back to the fact that what Alice & Co were doing in the ’70s was new and exciting and different. Now I think they are just pandering to current trends instead of forging their own unique sound and style for today. Yes, tastes change as do techniques and quality, but you shouldn’t be slaves to poularity at the expense of creativity.

    If I was to critisize the original album at all it would be to say the ‘Department of Youth’ shouldn’t have been on it. Don’t get me wrong! I think this is a great track, but is really the only track that doesn’t fit neatly in to the Nightmare concept. It would have been better on a more general album. But, since Alice was obviously into the concept album ideas at the time it is difficult to see when it could have been used appropriately. So perhaps I should just be glad that we got it when we did.

    My point is, that quite a few of the tracks on the new album don’t actually fit in with the Nightmare concept either. But in interviews Alice is coming up with some real tosh to shoe-horn then into it, to force them to fit, but it’s a real stretch of the imagination.

    On any other album this would good, perhaps not great, but good Alice Cooper material. However, I do feel that by calling this a sequel he has not done justice to his original masterpiece and that is a shame.

    Buy the album and enjoy the music, most of it is really good, just ignore the fact that it is not Welcome To My Nightmare 2.

  • Cooper_Fan_From_70′s

    I actually love it !

  • Bwalters1

    I wish the motifs from the original (especially the into to Welcome and Steven) were woven throughout the new album, but I enjoying it. Alot. 

    A few things that haven’t been commented on: the Undertune was a happy surprise. Alice’s voice is unbelievably strong. I would have thought his voice would be in shreds by now (63 years old?!) Compared to his last few albums, this one is remarkably light and good humored -almost jolly at times. 

    IMHO, When Hell Comes Home is the  album’s highlight.  

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QUQLERX7YMEXQ33E6CX7BOCNEI Tallow

    W2MN – All you need to know (and just my opinion).
     
    Track Listing… Review
     
    I am made of you… Good ballad with nice vocal effects.
    Caffine… Horrible bubble-gum rot.
    Nightmare Returns… Nothing exciting.
    Runaway… Nothing exciting.
    Last Man on Earth… Nothing exciting.
    Congregation… Best song on the album.  Features the Rob Zombie “chant” sound as background. Cool.
    I’ll bite your face off… 3rd best on album. Good rocker with stupid lyrical hook.
    Disco Bloodbath… Horrible and outdated novelty crud.
    Ghouls Gone Wild… Nothing exciting.
    Something to Remember… Nothing exciting.
    When Hell Comes Home… Nothing exciting.
    What Baby Wants… 2nd best on album.  Good rock/groove.
    I Gotta Get Outta Here… Almost good but has some key changes that nearly ruin it.
    Underture… Filler.  Instramental featuring strings, etc. Worth one listen.
     
    The album should have kicked off with Congregation.  That song grabs attention.  Caffine and Ghouls Gone Wild should not have made it to the album (better songs should – and could – have been delivered).  Disco Bloodbath should have been reworked to make it less corny and more contemporary (with a bass groove, etc); it’s just too dainty and dated.  It’s as if this album is geared towards a very infantile fan-base (but those kids could not care less about Alice Cooper).  Was the idea to generate a new following of early rockers?  Bad move if the answer is yes.  Alice’s fans deserved an album more in-line with the current state of their ongoing musical-taste-evolution.

  • Hap2087

    you are right this album stinks from start to finish. what happened to alice get your edge back or give up

  • Kevin mcclennon

    i’m not into solo alice cooper  the original  alice cooper was the shit     he should either  reunite  with his original  band or quit   musically   the original   is his best work  why you think it was the band not solo alice cooper that got into the rock and roll hall of fame?

  • Fred

    Seems like a lot of people posting on this site think they know what Alice should be all about. Sorry pseudo fans, you are so wrong. If you take a few minutes to go through Alice’s career, you’ll just realize that he’s been bouncing his alter ego from one theme to another without following a distinct path and to long time fans, that’s what’s so good about it.

    There’s work behind W2MN (even the hearing impaired can acknowledge) and a great drive. Some songs might seem silly or plain stupid for some of you but anyone recalls Sun Arise on Love it to Death ? That surely wasn’t the song of the year but it is part of Alice’s repertoire.

    Instead of criticizing the album because it isn’t what you had hoped it would sound like, why not embrace a bunch of songs that aren’t all classics but add up well in Alice’s diversified legacy.

    Don’t think I didn’t like Alice’s heavier work; I’m a die hard fan of Raise your fist and yell, Constrictor, Brutal Planet, and Dragontown but I just don’t wish that every upcoming album will sound that way.

    So my critics : W2MN is a well produced rock album with some catchy tunes, some well thought and written texts and that special Alice touch that’ll make you go through rush hour with a grin instead of a long face.      

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