Listening Booth: Guns n’ Roses, “Chinese Democracy”

Dw. Dunphy April 1, 2008 18

cdemoThey said it would never be done. I said it would never be done. Geffen/Interscope/ Universal prayed that it might, but Axl Rose kept them at bay for more than a decade (much more!). This morning, however, a miracle happened.

Following in the footsteps of Saints Yorke and Reznor, Rose released Chinese Democracy to an unsuspecting public. Rumored tracks have been leaking onto the torrent sites for well over five years, and several are found on the album (available only as a download for the time being); “Better,” “I.R.S.,” and “There Was a Time” are the most notable, as all have made their way into GNR concerts since 2002. These songs as well as “You Didn’t Hear From Me,” an epic ten-minute track feeling very much like “November Rain, Part 2,” are strangely well produced. I say strangely because, in what may be the boldest move of all, the sonic detail even in MP3 form is stunning. Rejecting the loud and hot model of the most recent hard-rock releases, Rose and his phalanx of producers over the past 13 years have made something that even the most hardened of loud-rock haters will begrudgingly admire. The mix is just that spectacular.

Of course, Rose has never been known as the most altruistic fellow, so don’t expect this to cost $5 or less or even “whatever you want to pay” like Radiohead did with In Rainbows last fall. It’s $9 for the basic version and $14 for a version with an art PDF, but trust me, you’re actually getting your money’s worth this time, if only to hear some punchy, raucous rock the way it used to be, with glistening highs, thunderous lows, and every note in between.

Geffen is proposing shutting down Guns n’ Roses’ official download portal because first-release rights were contracted to them, so grab it fast before it’s too late, or worse, Rose decides to yank it himself and put it on hold for another ten years. The official Chinese Democracy download portal can be found here.

  • Elmo

    that is hot, you saw that led zep announce their 09 tour with GnR earler today?

    http://runawaydinosaur.com/2008/03/31/breaking-

  • http://www.cynicaldad.com/ Chag

    You'll be able to use this gag next year (and the year after that, etc.), too!

  • efil4yknoh

    Oh, that was nicely done: considering I just announced my own death in a facebook status, I am impressed I fell…

  • http://www.kenshane.com kshane

    Got me. Am I really supposed to remember what date it is this early in the morning?

  • Derry

    You're not the only one trying this gag today, you could include this link as well:

    http://www.spin.com/reviews/guns-n-roses-chines

  • Malchus

    Nice! Axl looks great after all of these years!

  • Old_Davy

    Man, GnR have really changed their sound! I like it!

    Seriously, I hope SOMEBODY starts mastering CDs better so it doesn't sound like a wall of noise.

  • http://www.popdose.com Zack

    Glad to see Axl's new hair transplant took root.

  • reval5

    That was my first thought too.

  • http://www.popdose.com 1Py_Korry1

    This is really going to change the sound of rock for years to come.

  • http://notthatyoung.blogspot.com SteveC

    Well played…well played…

    At least it wasn't $%*($(^* Rick Astley…

  • http://notthatyoung.blogspot.com SteveC

    Of course, I'm just listening to the mp3…not gonna touch that other link…

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    But why wouldn't you want to download the album? It's been in the works for so long, I'd think the curiosity alone would make you interested in what took Axl so long.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Spin is a bunch of funsters. Glad they made light of things while I actually have the link to Chinese Democracy!

  • http://notthatyoung.blogspot.com SteveC

    Must….resist….temptation…to….click…

    NoOooooooOOOoooO!!!

  • GW

    Guns N' Roses – Chinese Democracy (2008)

    (9 tracks from CD)

    1. Better
    2. Chinese Democracy
    3. IRS
    4. Madagascar
    5. Riyadh & The Bedouins (New Song #1)
    6. This I Love (New Song #2)
    7. If The World (Would End Today) (New Song #3)
    8. The Blues
    9. There Was a Time

    Ripped mp3@192kbps CBR

    http://rapidshare.com/files/125244043/JNRS987q4

  • GW

    Guns N' Roses – Chinese Democracy (2008)

    (9 tracks from CD)

    1. Better
    2. Chinese Democracy
    3. IRS
    4. Madagascar
    5. Riyadh & The Bedouins (New Song #1)
    6. This I Love (New Song #2)
    7. If The World (Would End Today) (New Song #3)
    8. The Blues
    9. There Was a Time

    Ripped mp3@192kbps CBR

    http://rapidshare.com/files/125244043/JNRS987q4

  • GW

    Guns N' Roses – Chinese Democracy (2008)

    (9 tracks from CD)

    1. Better
    2. Chinese Democracy
    3. IRS
    4. Madagascar
    5. Riyadh & The Bedouins (New Song #1)
    6. This I Love (New Song #2)
    7. If The World (Would End Today) (New Song #3)
    8. The Blues
    9. There Was a Time

    Ripped mp3@192kbps CBR

    http://rapidshare.com/files/125244043/JNRS987q4