Greatest Un-Hits: Toronto’s “Your Daddy Don’t Know” (1982)

Brian Boone August 31, 2011 9

Some songs are timeless, and some songs you can pin down exactly to a specific year. “Your Daddy Don’t Know,” by the Canadian rock band Toronto is one of those songs. It’s so extremely, so exquisitely 1982 this song. It’s got the swagger and unbridled enthusiasm of a bluesy bar band, along with that “we came here to rock!” motif which is charmingly dorky with the passage of time. It’s just so damn catchy; far catchier than anything Styx or Journey ever put out. And even more so than those bands, “Your Daddy Don’t Know” conjures up images of Newport menthols magazine ads, styrofoam coolers full of Shasta, and dirtbags with mustaches hanging out at a lake.

Just look at the video. It feels exactly like the kind of semi-obscure, pure rock song with a low-budget video that MTV would have played 50 times a day in 1981 or ’82 because it was one of the few videos they had. This band had some presence, though. Singer Holly Woods has some killer pipes. Toronto was the Canada’s answer to Scandal! Wait, there’s a female guitar player. Toronto was Canada’s answer to Heart, I guess.

Despite all these things working for it, Toronto couldn’t break through much in the U.S. In the alternate dimension that is Canada, however, it’s a rock classic and was covered by present-day awesome Canadian band New Pornographers in 2003. But while lesser Canadian talents like Chilliwack, Loverboy, and Bryan Adams found varying levels of stateside success, “Your Daddy Don’t Know” peaked on the Billboard pop chart at #77.

  • Anonymous

    The fact that Chilliwack broke through in the US and Toronto didn’t is a shame. Classic track.

  • David_E

    Ummm … far catchier than Styx or Journey? Methinks thou doth protest too much. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, those two band wrote hooks a tad catchier than this track, which — for all its DIY charm — sounds like warmed over Scandal, or a B-side from “Premonition”-era Survivor.

  • David_E

    Ummm … far catchier than Styx or Journey? Methinks thou doth protest too much. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, those two band wrote hooks a tad catchier than this track, which — for all its DIY charm — sounds like warmed over Scandal, or a B-side from “Premonition”-era Survivor.

  • Bob

    Great song, Brian. It definitely deserved much more early-80s love than it got.

    And yes, MTV played the video so much that the 21 year-old me had a bit of a crush on Holly Woods and Sharon Alton.  Damn; I’m older than dirt!

  • CP

    Toronto was Canada’s answer to Heart…so much so that Heart’s huge comeback hit “What About Love” was actually written by the two guitarists in Toronto (co-written with Jim Valance).  When the band opted not to release it, and subsequently lend it to Heart who made it a huge song, it pretty much broke up the band.

  • http://notthatyoung.blogspot.com Anonymous

    Wow…this song came up just last night for the first time in years while my iPod was on random play…

  • http://notthatyoung.blogspot.com Anonymous

    Wow…this song came up just last night for the first time in years while my iPod was on random play…

  • http://notthatyoung.blogspot.com Anonymous

    Wow…this song came up just last night for the first time in years while my iPod was on random play…

  • Eric S.

    Although it wasn’t originally released, it was included on the CD reissue of Girl’s night Out in 2004.  I’ve included a link below.  Toronto did some great songs, but I’m not sure this version would have put them over the top like it did for Heart. 

    http://eschorn.home.comcast.net/myfilelocker/WhatAboutLove.mp3