Popdosers Weigh In: Soundtrack “Title” Songs

Jason Hare August 22, 2008 78

You may have noticed that Name That Tune was conspicuously absent from the site last week. It won’t be here this week, either, and that’s because we’ve fired Scraps. No, just kidding. His computer exploded, leaving him without access to his mp3s. Have no fear: he’ll be back next week, and coming up, we’ll be featuring a guest Name That Tune post from Coverville’s Brian Ibbott! In the meantime, though, I have a challenge for all of you.

nullLast night, my wife, best friend and I went to see Huey Lewis and the News at the Seaside Summer Concert Series in Brooklyn. They were awesome, by the way, but that’s not the point of this post. The band played their brand-new song “Pineapple Express,” the title track from, uh, Pineapple Express. I think the song itself is quite good, but the lyrics are relatively awful (“How’d we get into this mess? / Pineapple Express”). Hearing these lyrics led my wife to posit “Any song written for a movie that mentions the title of the movie in its lyrics sucks.”

My best friend and I jumped all over this theory with some of our favorite soundtrack songs from the ’80s. Some of them may not be amazing, but they’re certainly don’t suck: “Ghostbusters,” “Footloose” and “Fame” were the first ones that came up. This morning, my friend threw in “St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)” and “Purple Rain.” It’s been a pretty easy theory to disprove, as she has yet to come up with a song other than “Pineapple Express” to support her claim. (To be fair, she’s busy taking care of sick children right now, but whatever.) Jeff has added a few as well, and suggested we have you join us in this game.

So, Popdosers, here’s your challenge: name songs that either prove or disprove the theory.

The Rules (which we are kind of making up as we go):

  • The full title of the movie has to be mentioned. (This disqualifies “We Don’t Need Another Hero (Thunderdome)” because while she mentions “beyond” and “thunderdome,” she never mentions “Max Max beyond thunderdome.”)
  • It can’t be a song that merely mentions another movie. (Disqualifying Deep Blue Something’s “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”)
  • You can mention the Bond films, but that’s the easy way out. Jeff thinks “Live and Let Die” sucks but I like it. I also like “View to a Kill” and “For Your Eyes Only (Only For Yuhhhh).”

So far, in the “Soundtrack songs that mention the title of the movie are AWESOME!” group, we have: “Ghostbusters” (download), “Fame,” “Footloose,” “St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)” (download), and “Purple Rain.”

In the “Soundtrack songs that mention the title of the movie BLOW CHUNKS!” group, we have “Goldeneye,” “Spy Hard,” and “Spies Like Us” (download). Bonus points if you can mention another song for a movie with “spy” or “spies” in the title — and the theme song to The Spy Who Loved Me was “Nobody Does it Better,” just FYI.

Obviously this game is ridiculously subjective — but we know you guys have strong opinions on important matters such as these, so let’s hear from you! And Name That Tune will (thankfully) return next week!

  • David_E

    Christopher Cross, “Arthur's Theme.”

    Awesome.

  • Jerry

    What about a song title that BECAME a movie title, and then was played in the movie? STAND BY ME and GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN come to mind, and I'd put both in the awesome category.

    Kinda feels like a cheat, though. What do you think?

  • JonCummings

    Will Smith's “Wild Wild West” definitely goes in the “Blow” column….

  • http://www.jasonhare.com jasonhare

    Yeah, Jerry, that definitely falls outside “the rules.” Although I agree that both songs are awesome.

  • JonCummings

    …but I don't quite know where to put Michael Jackson's “Ben”…

  • http://www.jasonhare.com jasonhare

    Agreed, but I would argue that the actual verse where he mentions Arthur is awful. It's like they all gave up halfway through writing the song.

  • Jerry

    As does “Men In Black”.

  • JonCummings

    …”SHAFT!” Can you dig it?…

  • JonCummings

    …obviously, I'm just going backwards through a list of #1 hits right now…but I demand that no one argue when I put “To Sir With Love” in the AWESOME column…

  • JonCummings

    …and this is my last entry, because I'm a very busy man: “A Hard Day's Night,” “Help!”, “Magical Mystery Tour,” and “Let It Be.” (Though I'd argue that “Help!” and “Let It Be”–like “Purple Rain”–really shouldn't count, since the films were obviously named after the songs rather than the other way around.

  • http://www.jasonhare.com jasonhare

    Yeah, Jon, I see what you're saying there. I guess what I'm more specifically thinking of — and this disqualifies “Purple Rain” — are situations where an artist was specifically writing a song for a movie. But HELL yes to “Shaft” and I'm not sure about “Ben” either. It's a sweet song, but he IS singing it to a rat…

  • Zimmy

    I love Eddy Grant's Romancing the Stone

  • skiesdivided

    suck = “friday” by ice cube. seriously? this is the same guy that gave us “dopeman” and “gangsta gangsta?” *gags*

  • Greg Nance

    '80s soundtrack themes are near and dear to my video store clerk heart, so how about 9 to 5, Flash, Never Say Die (Iron Eagle), The Secret of My Success, To Live and Die in L.A., and The Wild Life?

  • Hemisphire

    Does “Streets of Philadelphia” by Bruce count? I like “Ruthless People” by Mick Jagger, but mostly because that makes me think of the Weird Al parody of it, “Toothless People”. And I have a soft spot for Cheap Trick's “Up The Creek” (mostly because it was the first and last drive in movie I saw).

  • http://www.jasonhare.com jasonhare

    “Flash”! How the hell did I forget “Flash”?

  • http://www.jasonhare.com jasonhare

    Huh. Good question. “Streets of Philadelphia” makes sense, although it seems way classier than just about any other song mentioned here.

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    AWESOME!
    Superfly – Curtis Mayfield

    BLOW CHUNKS WITH A CERTAIN UNDEFINABLE CHARM
    Footloose – Kenny Loggins
    Electric Dreams – P.P. Arnold
    Grease – Frankie Valli
    Car Wash – Rose Royce
    Night Shift – Quarterflash

    BLOW CHUNKS!
    Who's That Girl – Madonna
    Absolute Beginners – David Bowie
    Xanadu – Olivia Newton-John
    Beauty and the Beast – Celine Dion/Peabo Bryson
    Stayin' Alive – Frank Stallone

    There's no doubt, Jason. Your wife is definitely has a point.

  • http://coffeefortwo.livejournal.com/ coffeefortwo

    The more accurate pick from “Philadelphia” would be “Philadelphia” by Neil Young, which is indeed a good song.

  • breadalbane

    Here are three songs that kinda suck, because they are well, *well* below the usual standards of the artists involved. However, they are also kinda awesome in a kitschy way:

    “Come Spy With Me” – Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
    “Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine” – Diana Ross & The Supremes
    “The Happening” – Diana Ross & The Supremes

    Kitschy but cool:

    - :The Cast and Crew”: For the otherwise totally obscure film Skidoo, Harry Nilsson sings every single credit to the film (and yes, he mentions the film's title.) It's by far the most entertaining thing in the film — certainly way better than hearing Carol Channing warbling the title track.

    - Here's another obscure song from an even more obscure movie: The Corrupt Ones by Dusty Springfield. Never seen the movie, but the song is great: typical mid-60's over-orchestrated pre-Wexler Dusty, but it just doesn't matter because she's just so damn good.

    Really quite appallingly sucky:

    “Fletch, Get Outta Town” – Dan Hartman, from Fletch.

  • MichaelFortes

    “Car Wash” by Rose Royce = awesome
    “Heavy Metal” by Sammy Hagar = awesome
    “Clambake” by Elvis Presley = blow chunks (though I DO like actual clambakes. New England seafood = AWESOME)

  • Hemisphire

    I forgot about Xanadu. Sorry, but I love that one (unrepentant ELO fan boy).

  • Cary

    The Goonies R Good Enough – Cyndi Lauper from Goonies
    Teacher Teacher – 38 Special from Teachers
    Back to School – Jude Cole from Back to School
    Snakes on a Plane (Bring It) – Cobra Starship
    Howard the Duck – Lea Thompson from Howard the Duck
    Spaceballs – The Spinners from Spaceballs
    Revenge of The Nerds – Rubinoos from Revenge of The Nerds
    Fame – Irene Cara from Fame

  • Hemisphire

    Ooo, I forgot about “Heavy Metal”, great song (though not actually metal). And Don Felder's song should count too – “Heavy Metal (Takin' a Ride)”.

  • http://coffeefortwo.livejournal.com/ coffeefortwo

    I like “Easy Money” by Billy Joel, in part because it written as part of some strange showbiz pact which also landed Rodney Dangerfield in Joel's entirely unrelated “Tell Her About It” video. Also, I have no real capability to discern between good and bad where Mr. Joel is concerned.

    However, the best title song to a movie has got to be “Rock'n'Roll High School” by the Ramones.

    You're pick of “Spies Like Us” by McCartney is perfect. His “Vanilla Sky” is pretty terrible, too.

  • http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/ GrayFlannelSuit

    Stayin' Alive is actually called “Far from Over”, and I don't believe he ever mentions the name of the movie. Also I love the song.

  • Cary

    Thought of one more
    Pet Sematery – The Ramones from Pet Sematery

  • http://www.jasonhare.com jasonhare

    I think my wife wins based on “Howard the Duck” alone.

    We discussed “The Goonies R Good Enough” before posting here. It doesn't count because Cyndi Lauper never actually mentions the Goonies in the song.

  • http://www.t-sides.com TaylorTSides

    Hey… I was there too…

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    Oops, minor mp3 tag mishap. Sorry. “Far From Over” it is.

  • http://www.jasonhare.com jasonhare

    Did you see me? I was the one dancing and chanting “HuEY, HuEY, HuEY.”

  • http://www.jasonhare.com jasonhare

    Me too. There will be a brief Frank Stallone mention on Popdose next week…

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    I can't believe no one's mentioned “Against All Odds” with Phil Collins yet. I wanted to put it on my list, but I thought the list looked a little bit cooler with Mayfield alone on the top.

  • http://www.t-sides.com TaylorTSides

    The only dude who fits that description who sat near me was a guy with a curly mullet who was carrying a cigar and hitting on my friend and I – which I highly doubt was you (and thank god, 'cause that'd be awwwwwkward!)

  • J

    Disproves: “New York, New York”

    Proves: “Flash Gordon”

    Corollary rule I've always lived by: Movies that lift their titles from pop songs invariably suck.

  • http://www.popdose.com Zack

    Ooh, that's a good one. Let's watch it now:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEOZA2k3Plw

    Does Rock and Roll High School count?

  • http://www.popdose.com Zack

    Kudos, Hemisphere, you just made me think of the Weird Al Yankovic song “Toothless People” for the first time since I was oh, perhaps eleven years old.

  • http://www.popdose.com Zack

    Despite its success on the charts, I always thought that Prince's “Batdance” was awful, awful, awful.

  • http://avarana.blogspot.com MarlboroTestMonkey7

    Well, the Spider Man theme sucks awesomishly, meaning that it's good, no?

  • skiesdivided

    like, but i'm not sure why: “weird science” by danny elfman/oingo boingo.

  • Jonah

    To add to your corollary theory, movies that lift their titles not just from the name but also from the regular lyrics, of a song also suck. “Feeling Minnesota” is strong evidence supporting this theory (Soundgarden, “Outshined”). Good work.

  • Eric

    Case in point: “The Pompatus of Love”

  • http://avarana.blogspot.com MarlboroTestMonkey7

    because it's great!

  • ozarkmatt

    Well, “Flash” has a suck corollary though. Any theme song that incorporates dialog from the movie – especially the truly crappy dialog – has a high blow chunks factor.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Any mention of Frank Stallone anywhere tends to be brief.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Incidentally, Jason. I want my mullet wig back.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Does the point where the kids shout “GOONIES!” and it goes into echo count? No? Aw shucks.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Next Popdose game: favorite songs about rats.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    That Pineapple Express theme kinda sucks though… Just sayin'.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    And I have a soft spot for A-Ha's “The Living Daylights”