Six Possible New Jobs for Deposed Cultural Ambassador Andrew W.K.
It’s been a whirlwind couple of days for rock star, motivational speaker, and professional Brony Andrew W.K., what with his unexpected outing as the U.S.’s cultural ambassador to Bahrain — and the government’s speedy change of heart vis a vis sending Andrew overseas to spread our cornerstone values of “music, freedom and positive party power” in an official capacity.
Given that Mr. W.K. now finds himself out of a job, we thought he might be able to use a few suggestions for his next surprising gig, and we put our heads together to provide a helpful list — complete with photo suggestions. Here’s hoping you find work soon, Andrew!