SONG FOR THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR DATE TONIGHT
Tonight’s the night. Leave work early. Light the candles and check your look in the mirror. Turn the phone down and the volume up. Couple of sweet nothings whispered and you’re off to the races. Get down like it’s your last night on Earth. Do it once, twice, three times a lady. Etta’s here to help.
SONG FOR THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR NO DATE TONIGHT
Set the laptop down and step away from your lost love’s Twitter feed. Cry in your beer tonight, for tomorrow you will get out there and find a mate to give your soul some satisfaction. Try, try, try.