Posts Tagged ‘Eddie Schwartz’

Bottom Feeders: The Ass End of the ’80s, Part 78

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It’s the second week of artists whose names begin with the letter S, as we continue to look at songs that charted no higher than #41 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in the 1980s.

john-schneiderJohn Schneider
“Still” — 1981, #69 (download)
“Dreamin’” — 1982, #45 (download)
“In the Driver’s Seat” — 1982, #72 (download)

Well, you probably know how much I’d really like to rip into Bo Duke, but for the most part I can’t. However, this man’s man from Hazzard County came right out of the musical gate pretty limp. If he wanted to do country music, that’s fine. A song like “In the Driver’s Seat” is actually kind of good. But “Still” is terrible, terrible adult contemporary crap. But, his music career was certainly targeted towards women who thought he was dreamy so I guess I understand why he went to the softer gentler side. If nothing else, most of his music was better than the self-titled debut from Luke Duke (Tom Wopat, 1982).

Eddie Schwartz
“Over the Line” — 1982, #91 (download)

Eddie Schwartz released three albums in the 80s and a half-dozen or so singles with minimal success. He had more success writing for others as he wrote or co-wrote Pat Benatar’s “Hit Me with Your Best Shot’ as well as the Doobie Brothers’ “The Doctor” and Paul Carrack’s “Don’t Shed a Tear.” All three are much better than “Over the Line.”

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Jesus of Cool: Jon’s Singles File, Vol. 1

Like a lot of music buyers back in the late ’70s and early ’80s – a pre-Compact Disc era when recession, market oversaturation, aversion to disco, and other factors sent record sales plummeting – I tried to make wise decisions with my limited funds. Between a half-decent allowance and the profits earned from selling Cokes at Virginia Tech football games (where a really warm day could bring as much as $40, not bad for a 12-year-old in 1978), I was able to buy a couple singles a week and a couple albums a month. I would try to make sure I didn’t duplicate my efforts; if I was considering buying a single, I wanted to make sure I wouldn’t later buy the same song on an album.

As a result, my collection of singles (long since moved to the garage, the poor things) is mostly a hodgepodge of one-hit wonders and low-charting songs by mid-level artists. Most of them climbed into the Top 40, thereby escaping the fate of appearing in my Popdose colleague Dave Steed’s “Bottom Feeders” series, yet many of them are nearly forgotten now. Except, of course, on those few occasions when I fire up the ol’ turntable and put that plastic ring over the spindle – or when I dip into the “Jon’s Singles” folder in iTunes, where I’ve stashed the digital versions of those haphazardly stored, half-warped 45s of my youth.

This occasional series will give some of these singles a moment in the sun. I don’t promise you’ll like them – in some cases I no longer know what I was thinking when buying them – but nobody ever said nostalgia and quality have to go hand in hand…

Eddie Schwartz, “All Our Tomorrows” (1982)

Jim Bartlett, a part-time DJ and full-time memory bank who maintains the excellent radio-related blog The Hits Just Keep On Comin’, stole my thunder by posting this track just a few weeks ago. I’m doing it anyway, just because it’s the perfect representation of a type of song you almost never hear anymore: midtempo, keyboard-driven pop. (more…)