My bio for Popdose when it first appeared in January of last year began thusly: “John C. Hughes calls himself such to differentiate himself from the other John Hughes.” A lame joke, but one based in truth. Ever since I was 16 years old, I’ve heard the following from people after they hear my full name for the first time: “You mean, like the director?”

I wish.

The other John Hughes was responsible for a huge formative portion of my life, and that’s no exaggeration. The man introduced me to National Lampoon, he was the cool older brother whose music I’d listen to, he was the guy who made me believe I could escape small-town Ohio and make a living — get this! — doing something creative that I loved. I mean, after all, we even had the same name, so I could do it too, right?

I remember when Sixteen Candles opened. The Avon Lake Theater in Lorain County, Ohio, was included in a nationwide promotion where you got a free Sixteen Candles T-shirt and poster if you came to see the movie on your actual 16th birthday. That was enough for me — the movie opened on May 4, 1984, and I turned 16 on the 16th.

I had no idea one little teen movie could have such an impact. I loved everything about it: the paper-thin plot (Sam’s parents forgot her birthday!), the realistic cadence the characters used when they spoke, and the music. My Lord, the music …

John Hughes and I must’ve been related somehow. We had to have been. Thompson Twins. Paul Young. Spandau Ballet. Wang Chung. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark. Psychedelic Furs. Yello. Sigue Sigue Sputnik. Seriously — have you read the stuff I write about?

And every John Hughes movie featured a character that hit close to home. Farmer Ted, King of the Geeks (Sixteen Candles)? John C. Hughes, 10th grade. Brian Johnson, brainy virgin (The Breakfast Club)? John C. Hughes, ahem, 11th grade. Sure, we all loved Ferris, but wasn’t Cameron funnier and more real? However, the character I most identified with had to be Pretty in Pink‘s beleaguered Duckie (Jon Cryer). Hell, I was Duckie in high school, right down to the sub-Merry Go Round/Chess King clothing, white boat shoes, and pompadour (oh, how I miss that hair). But I related to Duckie on an even deeper level, because as a terrified, closeted gay boy in Ohio during the mid-’80s hysteria over AIDS, I would pretend to pine over girls I could never really have (or care to have, to be honest).

This isn’t a shock to anyone, is it? I mean, it’s pretty obvious to anyone watching Pretty in Pink (1986) today that Duckie was totally a closet case. And trust me, as someone who was quite adept at it in my day, pining over the unattainable lady is the perfect cover. It’s too bad we’ll never get to see that long-rumored sequel that supposedly would’ve picked up the story 20 years later, proving my theory correct. I imagine Duckie grew up to be a marketing director somewhere in Los Angeles, happily married to his lover, living a quiet life in Van Nuys. He and Andie (Molly Ringwald) still keep in touch via Facebook; she even came to his wedding. Of course she’s still single — Blaine (Andrew McCarthy) didn’t even last until college — but happy designing clothes for Urban Outfitters or Metropark.

Sorry, where was I? That’s just it, though, about John Hughes’s characters — they were so real you could imagine the rest of their lives. His movies were less about plot (kids stay for Saturday detention, boys create artificial woman) and more about little moments that define us all.

Probably my most-loved John Hughes movie moment comes during Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986), of all things. It’s when the trio of friends heads to the art museum on their day off (sure!), and Cameron (Alan Ruck) is mesmerized by a painting (A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte by Georges Seurat, in case you were wondering). While he stares intently at the tiny dots that make up the full picture, we see him focus on the small boy in the painting. Is he longing for the past, before his parents ignored him, or is he wishing for something that never was? While he’s held rapt, we cut to scenes of Ferris (Matthew Broderick) and Sloane (Mia Sara) kissing, a juxtaposition of their happiness against Cameron’s misery.

And the music running beneath all this? The Dream Academy’s sublime instrumental cover of the Smiths’ “Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want” (download). Hughes’s ear for music is perfect, as always. The song works solely as an instrumental backing, but if you’re familiar with the original and its apropos lyric, it has even more meaning — an Easter egg, if you will.

All day long I’ve gotten phone calls, IMs, Facebook messages, all to the effect of “OMG, John Hughes is dead! You must be really upset! LOL!” Thing is, after all the jokes about us sharing the same name, how he stole my musical taste, blah blah blah, I really am upset.

Upset, but proud to share the name John Hughes.

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John C. Hughes

John C. Hughes began his Lost in the ’80s blog in 2005 and is now proud to be a member of the Popdose family, where he’s introduced LIT80s’s companions, the obviously named Lost in the ’70s and Lost in the ’90s, alongside the slightly more originally named Why You Should Like…

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