Thanks for all the IMs and e-mails folks, but I know.

This is usually the part where I come up with a bunch of bad “heart” puns made from Bowie lyrics, but I can’t do it. This is BOWIE.

Let’s get all stupid and hippy dippy and send some positive energy towards our Thin White Duke. The wrong people are hurting. Check out the Drudge Report today and you’ll see what I mean.

Self-loathing much, Matt? Someone out him already.