Get erect. The incredibly nasty, dirty, skanky, whorish Gravy Train are touring. Nationwide even. Stop what you’re doing NOW and go to here to download “Sippin’ 40z”, then join me for the Long Beach show, July 22 at Koo’s.

Now what/where the fuck is Koo’s? Comments, please.

I’m erect. Why aren’t you erect? Here…put some ice on ’em.