By the cold light of Mellowmas morn, Fred Schneider returns to make us all sick. So very, very sick.
Mellowmas 2010
Kenny Rogers takes a break from his busy plastic surgery schedule to record yet another Christmas album, and all of us are poorer for it.
Because when you’re calling yourselves the New Monkees, you might as well just go ahead and sing Christmas lyrics over one of your songs.
What if “The First Noel” happened at a Hot Topic in Orange County? Today, the dorks in Eve 6 give us their “Very Special” answer.
Today, the Kidz Bop delinquents invade Mellowmas and desecrate a holiday classic.
The mood is right and the spirit’s up — or at least they were until we heard this double dose of “Wonderful Christmastime” covers.
…Because what could be a better Mellowmas beginning than a soul-scarring song about everyone’s least favorite holiday treat?
Like the grumpy warrior-poet Don Henley once rasped, “these times are so uncertain.” In this era of crumbling infrastructure, awful manners, and Sarah Palin, it’s hard to know what we…