Summerâ€™s coming very soon, so I thought I put in this sweet treat for you. In 1964 there debuted a series of drink mixes called Funny Face. They had cool mascots like Goofy Grape, Loudmouth Lime, Rootinâ€™ Tootinâ€™ Raspberry, and more. They were even sugar free! How could a great idea like this go wrong? Well, the reason they were sugar free was that they were sweetened with cyclamates, which were eventually banned by the FDA because they caused cancer in rats. The drinks came back, sweetened with saccharine (which wasnâ€™t declared a bad thing yet), but I donâ€™t think they ever recovered, and so weâ€™re left with Kool Aid. A freakin’ pitcher with a face drawn on it. He didnâ€™t even have stubby arms and legs back then! Man, what were we thinking? I think we were coerced by Kool Aid spokespeople like Bugs Bunny and the Monkees.
Anyway, this record was a premium from Funny Face. It features all the Funny Face characters at the time singing songs about themselves. Letâ€™s drink it in, shall we?
First we have Goofy Grape performing â€œHowdee!â€ Boy, that Goofy Grape sure is goofy, ainâ€™t he?
Next, Choo-Choo Cherry comes on the scene to sing a little ditty about â€œMy Whistle.â€ You may think itâ€™s really â€œSheâ€™ll Be Coming Round the Mountain,â€ but itâ€™s not.
Loudmouth Lime is next to sing (well, yell actually) his song called â€œHello Hello Hello.â€ Heâ€™s a pretty distinctive character, but did kids really care for lime flavored drinks?
Rootinâ€™ Tootinâ€™ Raspberry confesses to being born as â€œA Cowboy Named Fauntleroyâ€ in his song. Youâ€™ve gotta admit; Fauntleroy really isnâ€™t much of a cowboy name. RTR does a good job of selling the song, though!
Next is an original song led by Goofy Grape called â€œPlayground.â€ This one had some pretty hip-sounding accompaniment for its time.
Freckle-Face Strawberry is next in line. He sings that he didnâ€™t have any freckles when he was born, but once he got out in the sun, that all changed. Thatâ€™s why â€œI Got 51 Freckles.â€
Next is fellow southpaw Lefty Lemonâ€™s turn. He sings a sad tune about â€œWhy I Left Baseball.â€ OK, itâ€™s really more silly than sad. Thankfully there were no steroids involved.
The last character we meet on the record is Jolly Olly Orange who sings about how he likes to â€œLaugh Laugh Laugh.â€
The last song on the record is â€œThe Funny Face Drinking Songâ€ with the whole gang. Hey, itâ€™s not a good premium record unless you take some time to pimp the product!
You might wonder why I used every song on the record this time. Well, first of all, the songs were pretty short. But the main reason is to highlight the vocal talents of Paul Frees, who played every one of these characters! Pretty talented guy, huh?
Anyway, if youâ€™d like to download the entire record, along with a book about how the Funny Face characters got their names, you can get it right here!
And here’s an added bit of trivia: When Funny Face was introduced in 1964, two of the flavors were Injun Orange and Chinese Cherry. Reportedly these were changed due to complaints of racial stereotyping.
BONUS: Last year, an animation company put together a pilot for a new Funny Face cartoon show. I think it looks pretty cool myself. See what you think:[kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/B4obvHe-7D0″ width=”425″ height=”344″ allowfullscreen=”true” fvars=”fs=1″ /]