It was when I saw the combination stand-up shower/pistol shooting range located underground adjacent to the huge swimming pool that I had to stop and remind myself of how I…
John C. Hughes
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Looking at the clock, I see that it”™s just about to turn 2 o”™clock in the morning. My stomach knots up even more than it has been, the churning and…
John C. Hughes
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“I’m a true fairy,” Jobriath exclaimed, putting any debate over his true sexuality to rest, becoming rock music’s first openly gay superstar. It’s just that the superstar part never happened,…
John C. Hughes
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iChat fun: XXX: lapride’s having the motels performing..if u care for them BowiezGod: what’s lapride? BowiezGod: i like the name! XXX: we ho BowiezGod: it’s called Lapride? BowiezGod: as in…
John C. Hughes
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1. Find hot woman willing to be groped. 2. Grope said woman. 3. Have digital photo of said groping of said woman taken. 4. “Leak” said digital photo of said…
Jeff Giles
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I’ve been trying to get these out once a week, but this one took awhile, because Kerry’s “Helping Farmers and Rural Communities” position paper name-drops a lot of bills, and…
Jeff Giles
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I ended my last look at Kerry’s position papers by saying next time we’d examine his five-point plan for mad cow disease. I bet you thought I was kidding. But…
Jeff Giles
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We had no support, no training whatsoever, and I kept asking my chain of command for certain things, rules and regulations, and it just wasn’t happening. — Staff Sgt. Chip…
Jeff Giles
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“This is groundbreaking legislation that enhances the federal government’s commitment to our nation’s public education system, dramatically reconfigures the federal role in public education, and embraces many of the principles…
Jeff Giles
14 Min Read
So, as I may have mentioned before, I picked up a copy of Richard Clarke’s Against All Enemies a couple of weeks ago. I did this out of annoyance, mainly–it…
Jeff Giles
7 Min Read
To paraphrase Yogi Berra, if Sam Walton were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave. He tried to instill a small-town retailing ethic in his company. Snake eyes on…
Jeff Giles
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“I have some reservations with the FCC going after performers.” These are the words of–holy fuck!–FCC overlord, nepotism beneficiary, and Spongebob Squarepants fanboy Michael Powell, in reference to legislation currently…
Jeff Giles
1 Min Read
BUSH: Let me ask you a couple of questions. Who is the AP person? A: I am. BUSH: You are? A: Sir, in regard to — BUSH: Who are you…
Jeff Giles
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“Unfortunately, the American people don’t know much about the progress being made — because the media has focused on the difficulty and challenges, not the successes.” So says Donald Rumsfeld,…
Jeff Giles
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Another day, another allegation of bumbling incompetence against the Bush administration: Former FBI translator Sibel Edmonds says senior officials knew a terrorist attack against the United States–using airplanes, no less–was…
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