Song for the Soundtrack of Your Date Tonight

Monogamy. It’s hard to imagine succeeding in it and yet people do. If your date tonight has a permanent punch in your dance card, take a bow, and plant a big one on your baby. Your +1 ”love type” is listed as an endangered species. That’s both’a rarity and a ray of hope for the rest of us fools who believe in love.

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Song for the Soundtrack of Your No Date Tonight

Down went the guard. Shock went your heart. A dateless, heartbroken Friday night signals a chance taken and a chance blasted outta the sky like a clay pigeon. Set the timer and lick your wounds until the buzzer goes off. Plenty o’ fish in the sea. Get your tackle box in order. Play us out, James.

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Leslie Liberatore

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