It is with great regret that I must announce Gamblor’s imminent demise. I simply don’t have time to keep it up anymore. While Gamblor has ultimately lost money over its…
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Last week was as close to perfect as I’ve ever seen the computer get. It came at a great time, too, because it had a lot of money on the…
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For the second week in a row, the computer came within an eyelash of hitting a two hundred dollar bet as Dallas fell to the Atlanta Falcons by a six-point…
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Last week was an absolute disaster for the computer. Although I wasn’t as nervous about it as I usually am, the Eagles continued to suck, and Vegas continued to overvalue…
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Last week featured a disappointing, if unsurprising, performance for the computer. With its biggest bet coming in on Oakland to cover as four point favorites, the computer was starting out…
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After having its worst week of the season two weeks ago, Gamblor fought back admirably and had, statistically, its best week of the season last week. Driven primarily by Denver’s…
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Last week was an absolute disaster for the computer. It basically took all of the money it had made this season and threw it out the window, going 0-4 in…
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Last week was another solid (albeit rather lucky) week for the computer. With the gift of a push in the Eagles game, Gamblor went an impressive 9-4-1 with a weighted…
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Last week was a fantastic, if not quite perfect week for the computer. It nailed its big bet on Buffalo, winning over $1300 in a single swoop. Unfortunately, it gave…
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Last week was another very fine week for the computer, with both models delivering solid performances. Gamblor was 7-6 with a weighted win percentage of 66.6%, and Son of Gamblor…
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Gamblor started out quite well last week, laying out $704 and winning it all back, plus a tidy profit of $255. Both models had Houston as their biggest bet of…
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A few months ago in a conversation with Sports Illustrated, “Game of Thrones” creator George R.R. Martin compared a few football teams to the major houses in his ongoing masterpiece….
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Thanks for checking in one last time this season! Let’s see what Gamblor has to say about the Superbowl… Gamblor’s Superbowl Prediction And what about Son of Gamblor? Son of…
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Well, it ended up being a profitable season. And over the three years it has been active, Gamblor has now crossed into positive territory. Of course, as anyone who has…
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I guess I should be a bit disappointed that I haven’t been betting on Gamblor’s picks during the postseason – it’s actually been doing pretty well so far during the…
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What can I say? The computer went 10-3 on its bets last weekend, including a staggering 10-1 on Sunday. Unfortunately, the one bet it missed on Sunday was more than…
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UPDATE: they finally posted spreads for the Jacksonville — Kansas City, Philadelphia — Tennessee, and Oakland — Denver games, with no big surprises. They also moved the spread down to…
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With both schemes still performing at better than 80% for the season, Gamblor and Son of Gamblor have agreed to take a breather and have just 4 bets this week.
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There’s an ancient roulette scheme that’s probably about two hours older than the game itself. It’s a strategy known as the “martingale system” and was apparently popular in 18th century…
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Gamblor was correct in both of the games last week, going 2-0, but unfortunately it wasn’t confident enough in either pick to wager any money, so it’s take for the…
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Gamblor had a quiet week last week, going 2-2 for a small loss of $31. The computer, like many bettors, anticipated that Arizona would put up a much bigger fight…
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Gamblor finally scored a big victory against Green Bay last week and had an incredible week overall, going 3-1 with a truly amazing weighted win percentage of 97.0%. Sadly, its…
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Gamblor finished its season in style, making the second-largest number of weighted picks in its entire 14-year (theoretical) history and finishing with a weighted win percentage of 57.5% and a…
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The spread for the Buffalo game is -8.5. Yeah. A 5-10 team is an 8.5 point favorite over a 14-1 one. So of course Gamblor thinks this spread is about…
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The computer had a nice week last week, going 9-6-1 against the spread. Well, it was almost nice. If I hadn’t dropped $340 on Pittsburgh, I’d have been up $40. …
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Fucking hell. I need to keep reminding myself that in the long run this program has actually still made money for me. But another weekend like the last one and…
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UPDATE: Hooray! Gamblor got off to a great start this week, nailing its second-largest bet as Cleveland dropped Pittsburgh last night. The 10.5 points that Atlanta is getting against the…
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UPDATE: The line in the Arizona game finally got posted – the Vikings are favorites by 3 points. Whisenhunt says that who’s starting at quarterback will be a game-time decision,…
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UPDATE: Both Gamblor and I are off to a good start this week, as my own picks are 2-1 and Gamblor hit the bigger of its two bets (on Denver). …
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Along with all your picks for Week 11’s NFL action, Zack Dennis counts down the worst coaching mistakes in football history. Hey, is that Marty Morninwheg?
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