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Basement Songs: “Die Hard”
Yippie-ki-yay! Scott Malchus looks back at "Die Hard" in this week's Basement Songs
Read More »Friday Night Videos!: The Hits of 1987
If you’re holding your breath for the day MTV starts playing music videos, let it go. It’s never going to happen, not while there’s still a Crib left to plunder, Mr. Yo. But who
Read More »Comics Review: “Red”
In Warren Ellis and Cully Hamner’s Red, Paul Moses is a monster. The former CIA operative who can’t escape the memories of the acts he did in the name of his country doesn’t look
Read More »Blu-ray Review: “Cop Out”
Kevin Smith is a writer first, director second. Even his most passionate fan would have a hard time arguing the merits of Smith’s directing technique, which mostly consists of filming everything so it looks
Read More »Bottom Feeders: The Ass End of the ’80s, Part 99
We’re almost in triple digits, but first we have to get through some more artists whose names begin with the letter W. Enjoy more tracks that failed to crack the Top 40 on the
Read More »Sugar Water: Adieu, “Water” Lou
A nation mourned Wednesday night, as CNN’s Lou Dobbs, an outspoken critic of illegal immigration, announced his retirement from the network. Though it’s still unclear which nation is in mourning, experts have conclusively ruled
Read More »Revival House: “Yippee-ki-yay, Motherf**ker!”
Let me begin by stating that 1988′s Die Hard was my choice for Best Picture that year (with all due apologies to Rain Man — a great film, but not as great as Die Hard).
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