Some time ago, in a fit of starved desperation, I unwrapped a Slim Jim⢠Chili n’ Cheese stick, and could not believe how terrible it was. I had eaten Slim…
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Jeff Giles is the founder and editor-in-chief of Popdose and Dadnabbit, as well as an entertainment writer whose work can be seen at Rotten Tomatoes and a number of other sites. Hey, why not follow him at Twitter while you're at it?
Pussy Cats (1974) Since receiving unsolicited public praise for his work from Lennon and McCartney, Nilsson had maintained a friendship with the members of the band; in fact, 1973’s Son…
More later, but for right now, here’s the new Coldplay single to brighten up your Tuesday morning: Coldplay – Speed of Sound Login jefitopal, password meshuggah. Whaddya think?
My Faces box set came! Love me some Faces, man. Love. For anyone unfamiliar with the Faces, imagine the world’s best bar band, playing damn good song after damn good…
Yes, I know. It’s Monday morning and it hurts. But fear not–the Monday Morning mp3 Megabonanza is here to soothe your aching soul! More on that later. How was everybody’s…
Every week, it’s something new and exciting at the grocery store. This morning, I spied with my little eye two words I never want to see on a box of…
Okay, so, originally this was going to be another GREAT CEREAL GROSS-OFF! between Malt-O-Meal’s new Blueberry Muffin Tops (“The Taste That’s Tops!”) and Kellogg’s new Limited Edition Star Wars Episode…
Ladies and gentlemen, in the center ring, presenting NILSSON, and his Shandemanium Shadow Poe! Ha ha ha! And his Shande…ha! Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego! And so, even before the opening notes…
‘Twas a dark and stormy afternoon:! Seriously, you guys. It was almost sunny when I left the house this morning–something about which I laughed bitterly to myself while walking to…
It’s twelve weeks tomorrow, so I guess now’s when we’re supposed to start making general announcements. I’m not really sure:we’ve never done this before. I pledge to keep this space…
So we’ve been shopping for a camcorder. Having never owned one (unless that bulky VHS thing my parents owned counts), it’s been a slow process. We solicited advice from some…
What a weekend. I spent a lot of it with a shovel in my hands–determined to remake our bad-mojo-infested house back into a cozy home, we ran a 48-hour Living…
So, as some of you may remember, during a recent trip to the grocery store, I discovered a terrible new development in applesauce engineering: I was too stunned to buy…
“These are dire times, men,” said the CEO of Sunshine Foods to the members of the board. “Profits are up, sure, but what with all of our bonus packages eating…
It’s called B(e), pronounced “B-to-the-E,” and it’s Budweiser’s latest innovation in their quest to make terrible beer. “Hey, people like Red Bull in their vodka,” say the Bud geniuses. “Why…
At the grocery store last weekend, I noticed a pair of new, horrible-looking food products, so naturally, I had to buy them. I thought it would probably be awhile before…
I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but I am: Policymakers and citizens pondering the merits of Social Security reform should consider new evidence showing that “social security” adversely affects decisions…
Ladies and gentlemen, in the BLUE corner, hailing from POST and loaded with TEN ESSENTIAL VITAMINS & MINERALS (including IRON AND ZINC FOR GROWTH), we have MARSHMALLOW MANIA PEBBLES: And…
Miss Christina drives a 944 Satisfaction oozes from her pores She keeps rings on her fingers, marble on her floor Cocaine in her dresser, bars on her door She keeps…
Greetings, Videots! Come read about my latest brave excursion into the 1980th dimension–at my new digs!
from Billboard: Muscle Shoals Sound Studios, at which artists including the Rolling Stones, Aretha Franklin, Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, Lynyrd Skynyrd and Bob Seger recorded classic songs, has closed. The…
Presented for your edification and reading/listening pleasure: a brief summary of the recorded output of one Mister Bruce Hornsby. He’s popularly known mostly for his earliest singles, and of these…
So I?ve never really liked wine. Well, that isn?t really fair?I mean, I only started drinking anything alcoholic like six years ago?so I guess it?s better to say that my…
Lots of good new music lately, although it’s all decidedly of the ultra-sensitive coffeehouse variety. If this keeps up, soon I will grow breasts and start taking a lot of…
